I am so high. What can I do?? I 19F I’m of legal age. I took 5× my usual dose of pot edibles, this afternoon. Can’t type. Am bored. How do I act nowmal.. i feel wrong. Like I robot. It not even a joke though. This took me 8 minutes to type. Time is so slow. Haha. Autocirrect doing the work right now. I cant. Everything’s funny.
I am so high
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HEY
Your okay i promise
Go lay in the grass and watch the sky
drink water 💦
Eat something and watch a movie
You’re going to be okay. Drink some water, eat some food. Lie down. This is going to be really funny once you’re sober.
lemon juice
HELLO UNDERWATER HOUSE
Music is great while high. I love it so much
You will be just fine, enjoy yourself and ride the high, you’ll come down soon enough
If you have Spotify, put on the Pink Floyd discography in order and lay down somewhere private.
As counterintuitive as this may seem right now, go outside. If you have a yard or somewhere away from the public where there’s a little bit of nature, that’s ideal. Do you have any pets? Go hang out with them. Also, go get you a snack ! You can come back and thank me later.
drink water, have a snack, and go to sleep
Drink some water or Gatorade (doubt you thought ahead on the latter one). Eat some bread or high fat/protein stuff to fill your digestive tract.
Turn down the lights.
Put some chill music on.
Ride it out.
You are on the roller coaster, time to ride the ride. There is no Narcan solution. If you feel up for it, clean your toilet so when you barf, you won’t be staring at the toilet ring you’ve been ignoring for months.
Good luck.
DO NOT CALL 911! They will just laugh at you and charge you stupid amounts of money.
Put on some music go lay down. You’ll be fine.
Agree! Drink water, eat something if you have it, and stay somewhere safe and comfortable away from any machinery (including cars!) until you’re feeling better. I like the lie on the ground and look at the sky option, also just curling up in your bed and watching funny stuff is good too! Or if it starts to feel bad just sleep.
But yes, remember you are ok! It will pass 🙂
Showers help lol
My name is Frank Buckley, senior investigator with the Feberal Bureau of Investigation. Weed is still federally illegal. Stay where you are. We are on our way.
Focus on your breathing.
The THC high can be manipulated into anything mentally and spiritually that is.
Use this time to relax and maybe watch funny stuff
You’ll be so fine, like everyone else is saying drink some water and enjoy the rideeeee. Music is good so is playing Minecraft
watch out for bears they can smell pot and they like it
Drink some water and put on lord of the rings fellowship of the ring extended edition and lay on a couch.
its just dope.
watch I think you should leave on netflix
Stretch
Me too! Wow, it’s awesome right? My first time….. this is….whoaaaa
I’m so excited that I’m not the only one!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I got so fucking smashed 😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂 yessssss
Time. But in the meantime, do some breathing exercises if you can function.
Hi So High
Get some food in you, something high in carbs and drink plenty of fluids. It’ll pass, good luck.
Just do a reddit deep dive.
I’m not even subscribed to this sub. I’m high too.
I don’t know why I’m here.
Have a great day! 😊
Put on “Francis the mute” by the Mars Volta and let it take you to New places lol
Drink water and take a nap. Eat!
You will be fine, we promise you that. Drink some water, maybe lie down. Listen to some music you like if you can handle it. It will pass.
Drink water, order pizza, watch cartoons
LMFAOOOOOO OKAY so what you do right now is: literally as fast as you can, go get blankets and pillows and your laptop and a glass of water and some snacks. Put them in one easily accessible area. Then wrap up inside the blankets and put on a really good comfort movie, i suggest Howls Moving Castle, it’s streaming on HBO Max. Also, go pee and was h your face like you’re going to bed (because if enough time passes you might just not feel like doing that so if you have the energy, do it now)(you have to do this all super fast like you’re racing an invisible person, bc if you don’t act like that then you’ll just never do it)
Then once you’ve done all that, chill. Do you have a book you’ve been wanting to read? It might be a good time to start, reading high is really fun especially if you have a good easy read around you. Otherwise, put on a cool documentary on the laptop you wrapped up in blankets with and wait it out. It’ll stop lmao, you’ll be done in like 2-3 hours
Editing to say: i do this on purpose a lot LMAO just take more edibles than i know i could function on to just chill super hard. If you have the energy, putting on some music and taking a shower is actually my favorite thing to do when i do it
Repeat over and over ..
I’m normal
I’m normal
I’m normal…
And just ride it out .
Definitely don’t go out in public stay at home.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 turn on an movie, lay down and just vibe out
Search zeitgeist the movie on YouTube and find out the secrets of the world 🌎
Take Advil, I can’t remember what the science behind it is, but it’s supposed to make you less high. High. Take a lemon and squeeze it into a small amount of water. And drink it as fast as you can. Lemon makes you not as high.
Take a nap. Seriously. If its thc that should be no problem
Watch YouTube vids of drones flying through stunning scenery. Trust me.
CBD counteract the effect of the thc
Lock the doors. Take a hot ass shower. Yank it.
Lots of water, lots of good music
Eat. Drink water. And just chill.
Just turn down the lights, put on your favorite music, stay hydrated, and remember this is just temporary. You are fine. Nothing bad is going to happen. You got this.
OP, your whole post has me dying 😂 I lost it at “this took me 8 minutes to type”
I promise you’re okay! I have so been there. Maybe try to nap if you can, sleeping always helped me. If you aren’t sleepy, try to find something to stimulate you. Color, build a card house, do a few yoga poses, go outside in the grass
Hold on so you don’t fall off the earth
Go outside and sit in the grass. Hold onto the grass for dear life bc the Earth is about to spin
LOL have fun. You’ll sleep it off eventually
I can sense your dry mouth from here and I’m in England. Drink some water yo
Best advice is to definitely take more
Jerk off dude
Why did you take 5x the usual amount of pot edibles?
Move slowly, your heart is only beating once every 15 minutes.
Do you have to hold on while lying on the floor? That was always my “I’ve ingested way too much” test
Suck it up honey grab a drink play a video game
Nap
Grow the fuck up
CBD
Chill and enjoy the ride
STAY HOME!
Just be calm, enjoy by yourself. IF you’re scheduled to work, call in sick. Don’t go out, don’t drive.
He need some milk
Ibuprofen or CBD
Eat black pepper if you want to not be high.
Have you ever considered if you are quiet enough, you can feel your fingernails growing?
A little bit of caffeine, non sugary like coffee or tea, can help if you are feeling too lethargic and want more clarity to enjoy the experience rather than the true meaning of the word ‘stoned’. Just one cup. Too much for some people can trigger anxiety which being stoned enhances. And like others said drink water preferably with electrolytes because of that cotton mouth and and it helps your body metabolize the THC. It passes in a couple to few hours depending on how your body metabolizes no matter how much you took. It’s about time, not amount. You just might feel stupider longer after an excessive dose.
easier said than done but chill out, drink some water, find something entertaining to watch
Bite a lemon slice.
Repent
Get the snackies, drinks and a comfy nook and everything will be ok… Enjoy some SpongeBob SquarePants, and after 5 every message (this included) took about 8… Now you know, but watch happy things… Please update us!!!
Play some music
Have a nap. Time is your best friend
Chew on some peppercorn! Eat food, drink plenty of water
Damn what made you take 5x the amount you usually take? Now you’re stuck with the high for 6+ hours lmao good luck.
Oh friend I have been here your best bet is to lay on your bed drink water put on some relaxing music and buckle in for the ride close your eyes and just relax to the music it helps me when I get to high
yes time does take slower. open a good slow music, and focus on yourself and your surroundings, just move with the time.
and do not forget: even though time acts slower, it still passes and its all perception.
Buckle in. Make sure you don’t have to go anywhere for 24 hours. If it’s too much, chewing a few peppercorns apparently helps. Not sure if that’s BS but researching it will govern you something to do. Good luck
Don’t worry! It won’t last forever! Breathe and relax and try to enjoy 😉
Take a nap
Turn your phone off and watch a movie
Watch some funny tv shows or a movie!!
If you have room on your playlists stream some old music that you never “get.” Female led albums:
Big Brother and the Holding Company (Janice Joplin) “Cheap Thrills”
Joni Mitchell “Court and Spark”
Well your about to have 1 hell of a ride 🤣.I dod thtat once leaving the dispensary i jad a 2nur ride back lets say by the time I get back o was lost and had to use gps to get there . Luckily my daughter showed up to visit cuz i was supposed to pick my wife up from work. My daughter had to 😂. That was 1st time i have ever been so fucked up on gummies.
If you feel the need to come down, chew on peppercorns, it will help bring you down. Otherwise, put on some chill music (I love the Dirty Heads ❤️) and enjoy as much as possible! Much love friend!
Put on music or watch a funny movie. Stay hydrated, eat snacks. Just go with it. There’s no way to act normal.
Sorry to say but I’m cracking up reading this.. not even sure why would take 5x the normal amount but fuck it – you’ve done it now, so enjoy the ride! 🤣👌🏼Drink water or a soda, eat some food, kick back, get comfy, put music on or something funny, and then sleep!
OMG! This is so funny! I remember one time I got so high I forgot how to swallow. I just sat on the couch and drooled 🤣🤣😂😂
Eat sugary things. It’ll help bring you down.
Lay down and put on a show. Just ride it out 😂
*From someone who works in cannabis.
Find some CBD, even hemp derived products from a gas station or smoke shop should help. CBD will counteract the psychoactive effects of THC pretty quickly 👌
You’ll be okay. Breathe. Don’t text or call anyone you might regret!
This was pretty hilarious to read haha 😂
Headphones and nature sounds. Lay down close your eyes and meditate and imagine you are in a beautiful forest near a stream. YouTube has some good ones also Amazon prime music nature
do you own any allman brothers albums?
And this kids is why you don’t do drugs
If you will high and sleep why waste the high to sleep
Sit back. You bought the ticket, take the ride. You will have stories to tell.
Try and sleep it off
Go to sleep.