I drank someone’s holy water and refilled it with tap water

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When I (34F) was 18, I dated a guy in Uni – nice guy. He lived at home with his parents and younger siblings. His father was a surgeon, and they lived in a beautiful big house.
The family wasn’t overly religious. His parents had a small vial of holy water in the pool room that they had gotten while on vacation at the Vatican.
Well, one night my boyfriend at the time and I got incredibly drunk (legal drinking age is 18 where I live). And, just as the title says, curiosity (and vodka) got the better of me. I drank the holy water. Refilled with tap water. And put it back.

I just needed to get that off my chest.

Edited to include age and spelling

Comments

  1. MascaraOmoplata44 Avatar

    At least you killed any evil you might’ve had in your body

  2. Jennyelf Avatar

    Holy water is just tap water that’s been blessed, which really means nothing. It doesn’t have magic powers or anything. They’ll never know the difference, don’t fret it.

  3. Wise_Confection_4188 Avatar

    At least you didn’t replace it with enema water.

  4. yourshyblonde Avatar

    Haha!!! Amazing 😂

  5. Busy-Stress9764 Avatar

    Did you feel blessed since then? Lolol

  6. CoffeeSudden6060 Avatar

    How many years has this been weighing on you? Would’ve been funny if you had gotten sick afterwards.

  7. RobertHalquist Avatar

    You gained +40 mana

  8. Ben_Zayb Avatar

    If there was even just a tiny bit of it left, it would mix with the tap water and create more holy water. 😀

  9. NTFRMERTH Avatar

    Great, now how are they going to protect themselves from demonic home invasions?

  10. femboy_siegfried Avatar

    God doesn’t exist and you drank stale tap water.

    Get over it.

  11. DrCyrusRex Avatar

    Well- those demon stomach bugs are gone now

  12. Flaky-Ambassador467 Avatar

    To be honest Italian tap water that has been sitting stagnant for however long. I’m just surprised you didn’t get sick lol Also if it’s on display then I’m guessing they aren’t really religious & pretty rich. Sounds like the bottle is the important part.

  13. GimmeDatSoupPlz Avatar

    That reminds me when I was 13 trying to impress a girl I had a crush on, I did the cinnamon challenge. (Stupid af but here we are.) First time over and shocking I was allowed back. Anyways took a spoonful of the devils dust and grabbed for a bottle of water. Half way through drinking it I got yelled at because I drank their holy water. I don’t know if she was more made I drank her holy Aquafina or that I threw up in the kitchen sink.

  14. not_the_porn_alt Avatar

    If there was still some in there when you filled it back up it is still blessed

  15. ElegantNatural2968 Avatar

    Open the faucet, that’s your holy water. It’s more holy than the blessed one.

  16. SoilLongjumping5311 Avatar

    Former Catholic here, catholicism is a call you’re fine. There ain’t nothing holy about that water.

  17. Free_Wrangler_7532 Avatar

    I don’t want to spoil it but… it wasn’t any more holy than yours

  18. briza044 Avatar

    Water is water lol

  19. KWOOJ Avatar

    it’s just water bro

  20. Affectionate_Net5748 Avatar

    I laughed out loud at this lmao

  21. setittonormal Avatar

    Did your boyfriend know??

  22. Einaiden Avatar

    I used to live in a touristy area where they sold vials of holy water, dirt, oil and even ‘air’. It was all filled locally and the water was just tap water, the dirt came from the front yard, the oil was the cheapest quality olive oil you could get and the air…

  23. CBellsLoves Avatar

    This is hilarious. I actually have always wondered if anyone has ever done that when I see holy water.

  24. jirohen Avatar

    Should of just drank half. As long as it’s not 51% tap it’s still holy… apparently.

  25. PenelopeShoots Avatar

    The bottle was blessed, so water added to it becomes holy. They still have a vial of holy water.

  26. thetrivialsublime99 Avatar

    Did the…power of Christ compel you to?

  27. SuchTutor6509 Avatar

    You’re gonna feel like a real asshole when they need to perform an exorcism in the future and shit goes south when they realize it ain’t working for some reason.

  28. Quinnessential_00 Avatar

    It may be a blessing or a curse. You will live to the ripe old age of 110!

  29. Caleb_Reynolds Avatar

    Well, technically, any amount of holy water added to any amount of regular water makes all the water holy water. So as long as you didn’t wipe the bottle clean, it’s still a bottle full of holy water. (This is probably how the bottle was made btw, the Pope blessed some quantity of water, and then they put a couple drops in the bottles they give to tourists.)

  30. Bunskins93 Avatar

    We listen and we don’t judge