I eves dropped on my parents conversation about ED

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Edit: Yall forgive me I can’t edit the title to fix it

Bc my step mom was a narcissist she would constantly make me out to be a liar and manipulative. So when I heard them arguing, toards the end of the day on Christmas I was thinking oh shit here we go again. Our bedrooms where right next to eachother and the walls not supper thick. You couldnt always make out what was being said most of the time. I was thinking I must have done something to piss her off today and now she gonna give my dad a story so she could ground and control my punishments. So I figured if I’m gonna be in trouble I’m gonna find out why. I wanted to hear what She was about to tell my dad so I could at least prepare for it. I press my ear against the wall and the conversation goes as follows:

SM(step mom) ‘I love you D(dad), I adore you but I can’t keep doing this. I don’t know what you want me to do.’

D ‘Well what do you want me to do about it’

SM ‘well I need you to do something’

At this point I’m thinking I had made some serious fuck up, so big my step mom wanted to leave. But I couldn’t stop listening yet, I needed to figure out what I supposedly did so I could at least mentally prepare for it.

SM ‘ you have been loving on me all night, but your just not hard enough’

Oh.

I let out the tiniest laugh. Barley even a laugh bc I had cut It so short, not wanting to be heard so i could hear the rest. But they got suspicious and quieted down just in case. The next few minutes was inaudible before ot got intense again.

SM ‘you know D how am I supposed to have sex if you dick isn’t hard enough to even get in’

D ‘well maybe you should do more then just lay there. You don’t give me no head. Don’t be feeling on me. Just laying there and expecting it.’

I couldn’t here her response, just what my dad said after

D ‘well merry fucking Christmas then’ he yelled at the top of his lungs, wich was rare to hear from him as he was a very calm and controlled man. Slamed the door and went to his office, probably to go get another drink and a smoke.

Sadly for my ears the ED issue was resolved by new years.

Comments

  1. pinko1312 Avatar

    Weird shit bro. Why you want to hear this? 

  2. Goblinkingofthewoods Avatar

    Bro sadly it got resolved? You want to hear about that crap lol?

  3. dassad25 Avatar

    Was that hard to hear?

  4. Rockterrace Avatar

    No comment on the post because I didn’t read it, but is that how you spell ‘eves dropped’? I’ve honestly never seen it written out but it looks weird.

  5. _MechanicalBull Avatar

    I side with him on this. Most women are absolutely terrible at sex and have NO IDEA because no one ever tells them.

    She wants 20 minutes of foreplay then just expect him to be hard. Doesn’t work like that with a woman you’ve been snagging for 10 years.

  6. Various_Past_7135 Avatar

    I used to eavesdrop my parents when they actually have s3x …and eventually I got addicted to watching them through the tiny gaps in their window (they have a window to the garden,and then they calmed for a while so i added both of them on a fake facebook profile making them horny each time i wanted .it’s like using a remote controller

  7. 1VrySxyGuy Avatar

    Your dad just needs a prescription for Viagra and that would really help him out a lot with his ED. Soon he’ll be harder than Chinese algebra.