It started as a one-time thing. Now, it’s my nightly ritual. She’s on her stomach in an old T-shirt, hasn’t shaved in months, has zero lotions, and I lift her nightdress.
I nestle in. Face first. It’s warm, it’s quiet, and it smells like her – not flowers, not soap – just her. My brain shuts up. I’m out in minutes.
Every man deserves this kind of peace.
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Bit weird but as long as you’re not hurtin no one, you’re all right.
Do your legs hang off the end?
What if she farts bro. But falling asleep on my gfs butt is still my dream.
How many times have you had pink eye?
Sucking in farts like bong rips
Definitely your comfort zone
🧎🏿♂️🫡🥲🤌🏿
A man of culture
Well dayum that’s not a risk I’d suggest anyone takes near my butt cheeks lmao
And I thought going to sleep with a hand full of boob was the life, while this one’s living the dream
Oh wow lol happy for you!!!
Okay but like how deep between the butt cheeks are we talking ? Because I feel like that does make a difference . If you are like nose to butt hole , then I wonder how she manages to fall asleep . Also I would have constant anxiety that I would toot and kill my boyfriend .
Sometimes I fall asleep in my wife’s boobs, if you’re an ass man then go right for it.
Feed her Taco Bell one night will cure that
PINK EYE BOYYYYY
WTF I’m reading …
The sweetest of anal fart musks to keep one out you mean?
Feels fake but I hope it’s real op.
I hope her farts smell like rose petals
You are living the good good :3 congrats
Please don’t do that after she’s had a curry or you may need to invest in a gas mask
Bro has his own unlimited sleeping pills.
I did that until I got so tired of it… Every night several months.. totally delicious, but first everytime I kissed and sucked her hole… And thousands of kisses all over her ass .. totally addicted to it
Countdown to pink eye in 3..2..1..
Guessing anal play/femdom is a big part of your relationship.
The only detail that doesn’t sit right is the “not shaved in months” 😟
Do you wonder throughout the day “why does it smell like shit everywhere I go?”
This is some copy pasta type shit
Ngl, this has me oddly intrigued but with my girls IBS issues I wouldn’t chance it 😂😂
Careful of like pink eye and what not
I for one have no problem believing you have a girlfriend…
Do you stay there all night?
What’s the pinkest your eyes have been?
Ever smell her shit
Need my mans like this smh
Pink eye my dude…jfc
I liked this post and then Reddit asked if I wanted to subscribe to this thread. No Reddit, I want to forget it even existed.
Guess you have a super long bed.
How have you not suffocated by now?
Brooo sameeeee
Permanent Pinkeye Paul over here folks
Yeah, you can tell that this is just a long dreamt fantasy of OP.
Oh to be loved like this
His gf is a anime pillow
lol this sounds like a recipe for pink eye
Wait how long is your bed? Is one of you a midget? Are you lying parallel because surely that’s the only way, your bed would have to be longgggggg.
Also no way this is how she lets you sleep 😂
I can understand this. Anytime during sex I put my tongue as far up my girls ass as I can get it; just can’t explain why I’m so obsessed
Sounds like a good way to get pink eye.
Ok capt’n pink eye
Have a Tic Tac.
Weird af
right, in, to, the…. danger zone
That sounds like a surefire way to get pinkeye someday 🤣 but I understand
How does your face fit between her cheeks? I mean, they only spread so far.
Are you sleeping REAL close to the point where you risk a pink eye???
How romantic 😂
Someone oughta paste ts on r/copypasta
When you’re afraid to go full human centipede but scared to miss out.
I prefer to sleep in between her nice soft boobs
I do sometimes too
Bet OP gets double pink eye infections constantly.
Hell yeah brother
My bf will turn over, throw his arm over me, nestle into my neck, and pass out within mins.
Cool story. But it ain’t true.
My guy does this too. He also likes it when I do it to him
If this is real, I feel so sorry for your partner as her needs clearly are not being met. Unless she’s taking a sleeping pill(and/or you) she is expected to lay there, face down, unmoving with your nose right in there until the morning when you wake? Does she wake you every morning with farts that smell like cinnamon rolls? And does that alarm have a snooze?
How much room is there between her butt cheeks?
Bro gonna have a stye on the regular
OP in a week: My girlfriend gave me pink eye
Ewwww…
Your eyes pink yet?
Have you ever been startled awake by a trumpet blast?
Are you a cat?
Watch out for pink eye.
This is why women have trust issues about being friends with men. 😭
I do love that you’re completely owning it! Must be like waking up at the gates of heaven.
Taking “brown nosing” to a whole new level
How many times have you contracted pink eye?
WTF did I just read
Don’t cry to us when you get double barrelled pink eye.
That’s sweet. Not every night, but I do often like to curl around my husband’s legs and fall asleep with my face near his groin. Similar thing I think, cuz he just smells like him there, not deodorant/aftershave/hair gel/etc. It’s comforting.
Pink-eye incoming
Good way to get pink eye
Awesome
I’m like this with partners but with their feet 🥰💖 my partner’s feet on my face shut my brain up and make me so serene.
Pink eye from the stink eye
How many times have you woken up with pinkeye?
Lol yeah right.