I had my friends jump me to sell a lie I told my work.

I was 20-ish working retail and was the AM keyholder. One night I was partying with friends and I woke up the next day at 4pm completely missing my 8am-4pm shift. I told my boss I was walking home from a movie and I got jumped and must have been concussed and passed out.

That night after missing the shift I had all my friends whilst drinking and partying again beat the crap out of me and I came to work the next day with two black eyes and bruises all over my arms.

My boss felt so bad for me she gave me a week off with pay.