I hate fist bumps.

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I hate it, worse than a high five.

I don’t want to do it, dear god why are you extending your fist?!

I’m far too awkward for this, I don’t want to touch you, but I’m obliged to do it because I can’t leave you hanging, that wouldn’t be right.

I’d look evil!

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  2. Various-Emergency-91 Avatar

    Real men shake hands.

    Fist bumps are for kids.

  3. thirdLeg51 Avatar

    I’d rather fist bump than shake hands.

  4. NoahtheRed Avatar

    OP doesn’t want anyone fisting their bump, question?

  5. Low_Land4838 Avatar

    Shall we all get off your lawn?

  6. tobytripp2 Avatar

    Same. My friend’s dad always fist bumps me when I go over there so I associate it with old dudes.

  7. Neat-Item Avatar

    I prefer fist bumps because I can’t guarantee how clean people keep their hands (using the bathroom, picking their nose, scratching themselves etc) then I feel like I need to wash my hand right after and that sends a message if I do. So please just punch my fist.

  8. -Fox_Hound- Avatar

    Use your elbow next time.

  9. Planet-Nice Avatar

    A fist bump is highly superior to a hand shake for people who are concerned about germs.