I have a poop Rubik’s cube

Okay, confession time. About a year ago, I made a life-changing bathroom upgrade. No, not one a Japanese bidets (though maybe someday). I started bringing a Rubik’s cube with me when I poop to keep myself occupied.

Here’s how it happened: Like everyone else, I used to scroll endlessly on my phone every time nature called. Instagram, sudoku, dumb mobile games – you know the drill. But recently I realized two things:
1) I was spending way too much time sitting there doomscrolling
2) It wasn’t even enjoyable – just a bad habit

So I tried going phone-free. And holy 💩, pooping without distraction is BORING. That’s when I remembered the Rubik’s cube collecting dust on my shelf.

At first, it was just something to fidget with. I wasn’t trying to become some speed-solving champion – I just needed something to do besides stare at the wall. But here’s the cool part: after a few months of casual bathroom puzzling, I accidentally got… kinda good at it?

Now here’s where it gets embarrassing:
– I keep it on the back of the toilet like some kind of decor
– Yes, I clean it regularly (I’m not a monster)
– I’ve even bought a smaller travel cube for… away games
– My girlfriend is the only person that knows about this and she finds it hilarious

The weirdest part? It actually worked. I don’t waste time scrolling anymore, my bathroom trips are way quicker, and I can now solve a cube in under 2 minutes. Not that I’m bragging (okay maybe a little).

So yeah, that’s my confession. I’m the guy with a poop cube. And honestly? Zero regrets.