I’ve fallen so deep into the void in my head that I just dont have any feelings about what just happened today but I feel like I should.
I’ve went to the store first to get some beers, stuff for tuna pizza im going to make and bird food. Then I went to feed the swans by the river as I usually do. While doing so I was physically attacked by two guys that were drunk and fishing (on a place there is no fishing allowed), got punched in the face by one of them (tis but a scratch), pushed him back and they ran away. Decided to sit back, have a beer and continue to feed the swans. I was a bit confused about everything that happened but failed to have any emotion about it. After I was done I was on my way home and I got hit by a car on a pedestrian crossing (tis but a scratch also), rolled over the hood, stood up. The guy ran out of the car pale as a ghost asking should he call the ambulance. I stood up, checked my bag if the stonebaked pizza bases are still in one piece, said to him its all good and went home to make pizza. Now im sitting down and thinking about how I only have brown onions and not red onions and those were the ones I was supposed to use for the pizza.
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What…the fuck. So glad you are ok.
I am sorry this happened to you. You should definitely go to the ER and get checked. Internal injuries are no joke.
This reminds me of that childrens book, "Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day."
I am seeing the best day of your life.
You could have died twice or been hurt and hospitalized.
If the worst part of all of that was the wrong onions I would be the happiest person on earth today.
Honestly I am a little outraged that the swans didn’t attack the guys that assaulted you.
You are in shock and feeling numb. Please go be examined. You may not think you are injured but when the effect wears off you may find yourself in a great deal of pain
Do you have someone close you can unload on? Even if you’re not feeling anything right now, I wouldn’t take for granted that things won’t come to a head suddenly and perhaps dramatically. Might be better to do some soul-searching and find some firm ground to soft-land on, rather than the alternative. Not that there’s anything wrong with breaking down, but I’d want to make sure I’m someplace (physical or otherwise) safe or someone keeping me safe.
There’s a real danger when you’re numb that you will not only not look out for yourself, but actively seek risk or a rush just to see if you can still feel something. Again, no judgment here, but maybe something to keep in mind.
Hope the pizza turned out well and the world’s a bit kinder to you.
Wtf? You nearly got run over by a car after getting attacked by drunk aholes and you care about not having brown onions for your pizza?
What do you smoke man? I need it so I’m as chill as you
Please get checked it could be something serious
You survived an attack and being hit by a car. I’d say that’s a pretty good day.
Ok nice save Superman.
Life is trying to make you feel something again ha ha. You sound like you’ve become completely numb.
Bro red onions are great but not having them isn’t exactly worst day ever kinda shit.
Shock. You’re experiencing shock. It’s likely worn off by now, as you posted three hours ago, but please go get yourself checked out for physical injuries. Yikes. That’s a bad day, friend.
Come back and let us know how you are?
This reads like a Charles Bukowski poem (so you’re in very good company).
A most interesting day that you somehow survived. So yep, it’s ok to just stare into space and decompress. Oh and I think your guardian angel was with you today!!
The most disturbing thing in this is tuna pizza, what kind of abomination are you making?!
That said, I’ve been hit by a car 4 times (longboarding in Philly and Cleveland)
3 of the times I was like you, rolled up into the hood and rolled on landing, totally fine with just a scraped elbow or my headphones breaking.
4th time completely destroyed my ACL, but I didn’t know how bad it was so I just wore a brace for years until I finally got health insurance, got it car scanned, and the doctors were like how the fuck are you even walking right now, your ACL is torn to shit…
So point is, make sure you go to the doctors if you wake up tomorrow and it hurts worse.