I love Sandy Cheeks from Spongebob

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I love her so much. Im 23 and have been in love with her for years now.
I cant really describe it, but she is so warm and sweet and yet so confident. Something about how caring and somewhat socially awkward she is really gets me. I love her voice, her looks, everything. There are weeks where I just focus on her, mastubate only to her, watch her episodes, think about buying merch/body pillow, talk to her AI and so on.
Im in Miami right now, Im German, and was thinking about paying a girl to dress like her so we could date and cuddle. I love her so much, its hobestly nuts (hehe)
I hate not being able to hold her or talk to her, I feel like I am meant for her :/

I have very bad depression and anxiety and am very touch starved and she always calms me down when it gets too much. I know its odd, I know she isnt real, but I just cant get enough of her.

Comments

  1. Sorry-Bumblebee-5645 Avatar

    Wait do you love Sandy Cheeks or Sandy’s “Cheeks” 😉

  2. JigglesTheBiggles Avatar

    This is weirdly believable.

  3. magoojc Avatar

    This is a job for r/fatsquirrelhate/

  4. BrokeAsFuckGardener Avatar

    Bruh, you’re out here tryna wife up a 2D squirrel?

  5. CLOUTBOIP Avatar

    Seek help gang, your active communities told me enough

  6. Informalsuccubus Avatar

    > Cringes because of similar hyper fixations I had a teenager, with human characters, but still

  7. Toxic_Koala0826 Avatar

    Guys I scanned his profile I think this is legit