Do I just have to get use to it? Does it get better? I am seriously debating by buying a dildo and putting hot sauce on it and fucking my ass until it gets use to it
Do I just have to get use to it? Does it get better? I am seriously debating by buying a dildo and putting hot sauce on it and fucking my ass until it gets use to it
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Alas, matey, ye must just get used to it. If that’s good enough for Anthony Bourdain, it’s good enough for ye and me.
Everything requires a sacrifice. I know what’s going to happen when I eat spicy food. I accept that. I choose to eat fire thus I must shit fire.
I myself pre-apply Vaseline. I’d avoid the whole spicy-dildo-arse thing there (no good will come of this.)
My quirk is my mouth can handle it, my ass can handle it, but my tear ducts act as if my relative just died
I eat 4 rolaids or tums just before eating spicy food.
Avocado oil!
I feel like you got a little extreme there.. lmao
A bidet helps keep things clean and cool down there.
I’ve seen my share of weird conversations on Reddit but this gets a 9.5 on the weirdometer Richter scale 😩🙄
im having this same conversation with my family and friends like…
the time for your “love” of any kind of food that is detrimental to your body in some way is OVERRR. give it up. please. we cannot stir fry everything anymore. we will die.
Have a glass of milk.
Get a bidet.
I heard someone suggest having ice cream for dessert ( I assume any dairy would help)
Before you poo stick ice cubes up there after apply diaper cream
I love extremely spicy food too because it reminds me of rough sex for some reason, but this- this is something else. Wtf
You have a solid plan. Go get busy chief.
A doctor should
Help
How spicy are you guys eating that this is a problem?????
All I can say is get and use a bidet I guess
An antacid should help
Spray pepper spray up your ass. You won’t feel it.
Preparation-H wipes. So, so soothing.
Come on ice cream !!
I don’t eat enough fiber so I shit once a day. This helps. I’ve noticed if i shit shortly after eating spicy food it hurts more
Dairy. Consume with your spicy torture food. Raita is traditional but I prefer tzatziki. Plain old Greek yogurt is also fine.
Stop feeding your ass spicy food. Clearly it does not want it.
Pre-apply Desitin maximum strength original paste. It keeps your skin from experiencing… whatever it’s gonna be touching. Apply it thoroughly and make sure to get up there with it a bit. That stuff will save your skin from ANYTHING.
Shove some ranch up your butt
invest in some chipoltAWAY!
The mouth is willing but the butthole is spongey and weak
Eat more Ice Cream
Eat spicy food more often your ass will learn it’s okay after a bit. I used to eat only one jalapeno pepper for lunch but after a while I could eat more with no problem.
real shit, start taking heartburn medication. it helps with the acidity of things on the way out too, in my experience. even just having some tums on hand and taking them after you eat will help.
Gently push a Carolina Reaper up your winker. I bet your butt will go numb for the rest of your life after that one.
Become one with the burn
As Cheech said in Up n Smoke ‘C’mon ice cream’
Johnny scoville says your butthole will get used to it eventually. Apparently your mouth, stomach and butt gain tolerance at different intervals.
Need to get you a new ass
Pregame yogurt
yogurt and a banana
So, is the burning poop a real thing? I’ve heard about it, but never had it happen to me. Occasionally I’ll have a mildly active stomach, but that’s it.
I always thought it was something only in silly movies and stuff like that.
Extra spicy is my preferred flavor.
When you go real hot, diaper cream and tucks cooling wipes the next day will save your other mucus membranes. Gotta go professional grade.
When you eat spicy food make sure you get a lot of fiber. Either vegetables or with psyllium husk.
Drink milk after you eat, to neutralize some of the spice in your stomach
Yes, please do that and update us. 😂
You just need people to validate your theory don’t you
Eat the food through your ass and see if your mouth can handle it coming out. Then you’ll know it has something to do with the in-between.
C’mon ice cream!
Try doing it reverse
Keep your toilet paper in the freezer.
Soothing suppositories. No dildos or hot sauce needed… Unless you’re into that thing…
Try different spices. Indian spice has a burn that starts slow and burns on the way out. Try Vietnamese or Chinese (schewan maybe) spice and as always start slow
Simplest answer, balance your diet.
I love to dice a habanero in a garden salad. But I will use something like a creamy Greek or ranch dressing to help counteract the capsaicin.
I do think you would get used to it. But you could also stop eating so much spicy food lol and take it down a notch, just to keep both mouth and ass happy.
For example I can eat habanero wings very easily but my guts don’t handle it so well. So I just order hot wings instead.
Don’t put spicy food in your ass?
Homer used a candle for his insides. So maybe that. Probably easier if you have a mistress. 👁️👄👁️
Cream cheese your balloon knot.
I like to pregame an antacid and some fiber pills before I eat spicy food. I find it helps. But also if I know I’m going to poop lava, I with lather my hole with prep h cream. Helps sooth everything.
Your mouth and asshole are different. Hope this helps
Well, how did your mouth build up a distance?
I have a bidet and that helps.
I was in my late 20’s when it started to burn coming out. I do NOT enjoy that at all, so I scaled back. I still eat hot food more than most, but I’m not ordering 2x hott at the Thai restaurant anymore
Tolerance. The same nerve endings in your mouth are in your butt and interprets the capsacian as pain signal.
Raw chillies used to be painful the next day but aren’t anymore. I think in hot sauces because it’s not a solid being passed are less painful but the raw pepper has to be digested and crapped out so it can be more painful. A tolerance for one does t equal the other
Get some of that numbing gel for toothaches and shove it up your butt.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – I really wish numbing spice worked on the way out the way hot spice does.
Just don’t shit
Capsaicin suppository.
Eventually no worries, although on the rare occasion I eat some out of this world hot sauce and over do it I will pay.
I don’t eat pepper seeds and pith at home. Restaurants I suffer lol. Mmmm panang curry….
Double yum!
I never realized how prevalent the connection of spicy food and spicy shit is. It’s something that doesn’t happen to me. I did not know.
Tum.ta ..tum,tums…
Homer Simpson once drank a candle before eating the world’s hottest peppers, so maybe give that a shot
Shove it up your butt!
Freeze the toilet paper the night before.
You build to a tolerance. I eat spicy to the point I perspire almost every day.
Only when I get the sweats, running nose and go too hot do I feel it anymore.
Try butt chugging some milk ahead of time.
WAIT, BAG BALM FOR BUNG HOLIO!!!!
what a day to be literate
Eat a big spoonful of sour cream afterwards. It cools both ends.
Squeeze bottle of ranch… you’ll know what to do.
Take fiber and have some dairy when you eat spicy food. It works very well.
google montelukast IBS. i found that i barely ever had an episode after i started for asthma
I am the same
Tums like 5 of them right away.
A tall glass of milk.
Another Glass of milk
Tums before bed.
Pepto on standby.
It’s surreal, I literally came here to ask the same question (minus the dildo part lmao). If personal testimony helps, no, even though I can now happily eat 3X Buldak and fried chicken soaked entirely in chili oil, I still get woken up with horrendous intestinal pain exactly like menstrual cramps and the capsacin still hurts on its way out and it’s probably never getting better. Idk why evolution gave us such sensitive skin down there. Maybe so that we’d notice small injuries down there because infections there are dangerous? But what’s a dumbass prehistoric human gonna do about the fact that his asshole hurts?
Try having something milk based afterwards. Or use another method to help to cut down on the acid in your stomach.
Reverse where the food goes in?
Wow I was not expecting that last sentence in your post. Let us know if that works out for you
Imodium, or only eat the foods you love at home or like weekends when you don’t have work or commitments. TREAT YO SELF!!
Eat the spicy food with your ass and shoot the fire out of your mouth…
I don’t create the enzymes to break down spicy food so…
I can’t eat it.
That suffering hurts because it causes damage.
And it burns, burns, burns… the ring of fire… the ring of fire.
Take a teaspoon of Pepto preemptively.
I’m South Asian. My mom would say eat some yogurt and cucumber with your meal and also cooling fruits to balance.
stop eating spicy stuff with your ass?
You either have a cast iron asshole. Or not. Probably genetics. But as a Mexican here’s what I’ve learned:
eat a lot WITH the chili. The more food. The slower the absorption, the slower the processing. So that spicy hell will be spread out more
neutralize the acids and fire. Citrus. Dairy. There’s a reason they put crema and lime with the salsa. Not just taste, but health. Drinking milk doesn’t help your mouth on fire but it’ll help your stomach neutralize the acids.
chew more before swallowing. Let your saliva start breaking down those acids and napalm before your stomach has to do it. And believe me your stomach is thinking “fuck that, it’s colons problem”, and colon is thinking “hard pass, you’re up asshole”.
invest in a bidet.
suck it up. Enjoy the pain. My kid always asks me “why do you keep eating that hot stuff if it hurts so much?”
Cuz it’s delicious and I love it.
“I am seriously debating by buying a dildo and putting hot sauce on it and fucking my ass until it gets use to it” I am certainly the first person in my bloodline to read such a sentence.
Actually the hot sauce dildo experiment was tried decades ago but famed sexual explorer Gay Telese. Being in the jungle on a nature trek anyway when he did the dildo hot sauce experiment he managed to swim across the raging Amazon River but landed in the camp of a cannibal tribe and was promptly eaten because they put that shit on everything.
It’s the same the other way around too — your mouth could never handle what your ass can. 😏
It’s easy, just eat using your mouth
I find it’s not as bad if I eat yoghurt straight after or with spicy food.
Don’t eat with your ass
I recommend eating with your mouth unless your onlyfans is doing really really well, then it might be worth some discomfort if it meams.not working for a month.
Just eat the food. Stop shoving some of it up your ass.
If you don’t listen to your own asshole, what does that make you?