I have multiple ex’s who thought I couldn’t cook well. Specifically rice, I was constantly serving them undercooked rice and acting like I tried my best.
But I didn’t.
Some people deserve unseasoned, crunchy, half cooked rice.
The men who treated me like a person always got good rice. And then when they’d bring it up, they’d sound crazy and like they were making up petty rumors because everyone else knew I make good rice.
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Why’d you even date them at that point?
The ones who treated me right got the best rice.Â
Oh boy… Undercooked rice, it’s like serving up a heaping side of disappointment with that meal. I can see why some folks wouldn’t put up with subpar carbs, especially if the cook (me included) is trying to make an excuse rather than just owning up and saying “oops”
Of all the things that never happened….
Perhaps one of the least creative ways to ever “teach someone a lesson”… Just tell them to GTFO of your life if they were so bad.
Well, I would have treated you better if you didnât feed me hard rice
huh??
So instead of dumping a shitty partner, you put up with them just so you can feed them undercooked rice with the intention of wanting to listen to them complain about the undercooked rice? Bat shit crazy right there.
Mfers really be dating people that don’t treat them like a human being. The lack of self respect is unreal
Respect the cook.
Can I ask what you do to make perfect rice? I hate rice cookers because it always has a crunchy bottom of wasted rice. When I cook a small amount in a small pot it turns out perfect. If I try to make more than a cup or in a bigger pot I get gummy chewy rice. I rinse first and use 2 to 1 water to rice on high till it boils and then cover and turn to low.
Or you could just leave them and be on your way.
Lol thatâs crazy, but totally agree with you.
Take your rice and leave
Instead of breaking up with them, you just made their dinner awful? And then let them talk about how bad your cooking was ? But continued to date them ??
Are you actually insane ? đđ
It’s fine. All of the women who didn’t treat me like a person, I’d fix things around the house to squeak more, not less, and changed the oil on their car wrong.
Well … You sure showed them
What a waste of time and effort.
Why even waste your energy cookingâŠ.why even date them đ so many unanswered questina
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This is crazy people behavior.
I happen to like under Cook rice. So crunchy
This is GOLD
this is so crazy that it’s actually funny lmao, how do you get this idea, out of all the torture that exists in the world đ
Haha silly goose. Everytime you lie about who you are and what you can do you become a little less authenticÂ
This is hilarious. I do recommend just leaving tho lol
Baloney.
Surely this canât be the only thing OP do to them
Old coonass from deep south Louisiana, the first time u would have undercooked my medium grain rice, I would have feed it to the turtle and showed u the correct way to cook sum rice….
This is hilarious.
why are you wasting time with men you don’t want to be with?
why do you date with numerous people who does not deserve even rice? genuine question here
This reads like an ancient proverb
Good for you đđđ Personally, I wouldn’t even waste my rice on someone who doesn’t deserve it. But YES, MAKE THEM GO CRAZY AND LEAVE đ
This some petty shit I can get behind.
Mental illness at its peak. Also fake.
Lmao this just reminded me of my co worker
His Japanese MIL (90F) lives with them, and she’s pretty much a rice connoisseur, so she’s always in charge of cooking the rice. Whenever she’s pissed she serves them half cooked rice and would go like “oh the rice cooker is broken again” or “you bought bad rice”
Sounds like you might have been the one that didn’t deserve it
This is adorable
I fully support this. Revenge is best done slowly and gradually. Chip away at their soul one undercooked rice meal at a time.
This is pure madness yo. How do u even come up w something like this đ
this is so fucking funny why didnât you just dump them lmao
Why would you stay with them, how unhinged lol
Sounds like you have more serious issues if you have been with “multiple” exes, that didn’t treat you right.
Why didnât you just kick them to the curb. I donât cook for NOBODY that canât respect me
It’s weird that you were willing to serve people fucked up rice. But you weren’t willing to break up with them?
It doesn’t surprise me that you ended up in toxic situations.
Wait…Do these ex’s start treating you badly before you start dating? Why would you decide to date someone who doesn’t treat you like a person let alone start cooking for them?
So all these Men think you are dumb and can’t cook simple rice. Wow, you really showed them
What a POS
They didnât deserve your cooking girl
Thatâs a level of pettiness that gives me a weird boner.
This is the pinnacle of stupidity.
this screams peak crazy
Itâs ok.
If you try, and it still comes out shitty, take it as a sign. If he canât appreciate that you took time and energy to cook for him when it comes out bad, he probably wonât appreciate it if it comes out good.
How much energy anyone has and puts into caring for themself (self love) or someone else (generosity) should always be appreciated.
People donât appreciate anything anymore.
Fair enough I say. Thatâs cute đ
i love being petty but this is honestly just a waste of food-
I wouldnât waste rice like that myself. It did nothing wrong.
This is pretty silly so instead of just breaking up with them you jst cook them shitty meals? Why? Why go through all that if theyâre treating u like shit anyways? Iâll never understand this mentality.
You’re exposing yourself as a fool for even dating these men. And that we’re talking men, plural, just makes you a bigger fool.
A lot of people are calling you stupid but congrats for letting that be as toxic as it got on your part
Well you were the one cooking for them and servicing their knobs so whoâs the real loser here?
Why would you serve rice to someone who doesn’t treat you like a person?
Do you think that instead of a person, they treated you like someone who serves them hard rice?
âŠthis is weird. Why not just have some dignity and break up with these assholes?
This guy I’m seeing eats his rice unwashed, not cooked properly and adds mayonnaise to it. It would feel like a crime at this point to cook him proper rice. I think I’d rather eat that slop than intentionally date someone I don’t like just to cook them rice
Yes girl gaslight them back đđ»đđ»
Not really the flex you might think it is. Hope you are with someone who gets the good rice now
A better alternative would have been breaking up like a grown and mature adult.Â
passive aggressive.. willful ignorance.. like, you have a mental health problem.. spiteful is not admirable
If that’s the level of power you feel in your life, giving shit food to people you’re with for some reason but don’t like… what are you doing… and you’re 50 you say? god damn
Sooner or later you have to heal your inner child and grow up fuck me
Strange flex, but alright!
I’m going to suggest this now to anyone who is stuck cohabiting with an unwanted partner until the lease ends. It’s the perfect way to encourage them to disengage without actually starting arguments yet.Â
Uncle Roger is angry and he doesn’t know why.
How odd.
Life’s too short for stupid games.
If you don’t like him just leave him. Why bother making his life miserable?
A looooooot of men in these comments suddenly preaching high road behavior because they hear women doing revenge things even as barely as OP did and know it’s a slippery slope
This is sexy. Not even kidding. I canât even pinpoint why.
But … when the relationship was getting started wouldn’t you have cooked good rice, so they would already know that you’re capable of cooking a basic staple? Like, they should have a good idea of what your cooking is like normally unless you start the relationship hating each other, in which case you’re both bonkers to begin with. Or do you cook shitty rice for everyone until you “really” like them? And why bother cooking them anything any more if you don’t want to be together?
You can just break up with them instead of giving them bad cooking.
The fuck is wrong with you?
This is an affront to rice my dear. đ Them grains donât deserve that.
wouldn’t you also eat the undercooked rice…?
I think u have serious issues
I donât understand why youâd pretend not to be good at cooking, I wouldnât give anyone the satisfaction of thinking I canât cook when I can. Those exes would have been all smug thinking your cooking is crap.
I remember cooking for a nasty piece of work, obviously didnât realise how nasty he was at the time. He really liked the food but when things turned nasty tried to make me believe I couldnât cook. He was abusive and twisted the truth, trying to put me down about everything. I feel smug that he knew my cooking was good and even said as much but then tried to twist it and pretend it wasnât. This was an example of how he lied and gaslighted. Had I cooked badly that would have been good for him because if he tried to use that put me down it would be true.
Much better to always stay true to yourself let people see that youâre good at stuff (not to impress them just be who you are) and let them stew in their juices being annoyed about how good you are at stuff so when they try to knock you down both you and them know itâs crap and they donât have a leg to stand on.
HAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS.
Why even cook for someone that doesn’t treat you like a person
You’re allowed to be bad at cooking rice lol that story ain’t it