For background me and my sister are 14 years apart. She was really into makeup. When I was about 6 years old my sister(probably 20 at the time) did something to really piss me off. lol I have no memory of what it was but now. But it clearly was my icing on the cake so I waited until she went to work and I took every makeup item that looked like liquid and emptied them all out into the toilet! And flipped one of the eye shadow palettes upside down on the floor so it would break. I don’t know if she just thought she was running out of makeup and accidentally dropped the pallet without warning because she never mentioned anything! Anyway now being in my 20s and into make up I understand how expensive what I did just have been. Sorry big sis. I’ll never reveal my deeds to you though 😂
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somewhere your sister’s still confused about how her $300 Sephora haul disappeared and you’re just out here living with the secret like a makeup assassin
Riddle me this: A 6-year-old and a makeup hoarder walk into a bathroom… one pees in the toilet while the other cries over her eyeshadow. Because apparently, flushing down cosmetics is considered more traumatic than learning your sister’s a tiny terrorsquatch who hides your toys.
That is such a bitch move lol
One time my aunt (5 years older) and I vacuumed a bunch of my grandma’s makeup to see what would fit through the hose and how good of a suck the hose had.
When I was 6, I decided to ‘clean’ my sister’s makeup brushes in the toilet. Watching those expensive MAC brushes swirl around before disappearing forever was oddly satisfying. She didn’t talk to me for two weeks, but now at family gatherings, she loves telling everyone how I cost her three months of waitressing money.