The was probably 20 years ago. I was at a house party where i didn’t know too many people and had to take any emergency dump after doing a few lines of cocaine. If anyone has experience with this drug, is that it can act like a laxative (like coffee, but x1000), and for some reason, cocaine farts and shits smell a LOT worse than normal.
Anyway, I finish and realize there is no air freshener, no windows, and no exhaust fan. I started to panic, because this bathroom now smells like several diseased corpses are decomposing on a mountain of steaming shit. If I walk out, everyone will see me and I’ll be known as the one who killed the atmosphere (literally and figuratively). I realized there was nothing i can do about it so I did the sign of the cross and walked out. To my surprise , no one was around at that particular moment so immediately speedwalk back to where my friend is. Safe!
Next thing I know, the owners are yelling and fucking PISSED, and someone blamed an innocent bystander for it, and gets kicked out while pleading that it wasn’t them. I didn’t say a word.
I’m no longer drinking/ partying/ doing drugs these days and I often think about that poor soul who got accused of blowing the bathroom up, while it was me the whole time.
Don’t do drugs.
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Thank you for confessing.
Your sins are not forgiven.
Well to play devils advocate….
Who the fuck kicks someone out for taking a smelly dump??? Like get some matches and light them in the bathroom, usually works well to cover the shit smell.
But to humiliate and kick someone out? Wow.
Coke gets cut with other stuff. Baby laxatives being a very common one.
It was cut with baby lacative🤭🤭
Sounds like you did them a favor
You should find the person and make amends.
Get a new dealer.
They cut coke with baby laxatives!fyi
Ya, stimulants are vasoconstrictors and diuretics. They make taking a shit more difficult. Probably should have blamed the guy who brought shitty coke to the party. I just can’t believe you did coke cut with laxatives so consistently that you thought shitting was just a characteristic of the drug.
I didn’t know Coke gave you the runs lol
L O L if that’s the worst thing you did as an addict or alcoholic, 👍🥑
omg so funny
Fun story.
So I’m in my late 40s now and I haven’t even SEEN a line of cocaine outside of a movie for probably 20 years. But back in the day, I lived in a party house. Like every weekend. It was a relatively larger house and there were three bathrooms. One in the master bedroom (completely off limits), one upstairs in the hall (not connected to any bedroom), and one downstairs (generally guest bathroom.)
After a while, we had to put up signs.
In the downstairs bathroom, the sign said “please, DO NOT do cocaine in THIS bathroom.” Also on the sign (which was made with a fat sharpie on a small piece of poster board) was a rudimentary drawing of stairs, with an arrow going up.
Upstairs, on the wall right next to the bathroom door, we helpfully pinned a full page photo of someone skiing (lol) ripped from a Sports Illustrated magazine (yes I’m aware I’m fuckin old) with a similar fat sharpie arrow pointing to the bathroom door.
So yeah there was a “house rule” that you don’t shit in the upstairs bathroom lol. But if someone broke it we would just let them know as quietly as possible with a fucking DJ spinning that this was uncool and to please use the downstairs. People who broke the rule repeatedly didn’t get invited back, for sure. But. Nobody ever got kicked out or publicly shamed about it.
We were young, stupid sluts on WAY too many drugs, but FFS we weren’t MONSTERS. That’s just cruel. Not your fault really that the host was such an asshole.
Do you ever consider finding this person and apologizing and making amends in person?
Man seriously, the fucking owners should invest in a ventilating bathroom because what the fuck would they expect?
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The way this showed up on my feed, “I once got an innocent person ki….” Was really expecting a different title
That’s not your fault, sounds like the host went into a coke rage.
I do jail poops whenever I’m at someone’s house or anywhere in public, just flush as soon as it hits the water. It doesn’t smell too much that way