I’m home alone this weekend, well almost, my sister is staying over. My husband at a Golf Weekend, my parents looking after baby last night to tonight and me needing a digestive/colon reset..
Did some research, asked my Mom and decided a heathy safe option was best, I got a couple of my moms herbal cleanse teabags and yesterday bought a carton of Prune Juice on recommendation.
Given that I only had today to sort my problem in relative privacy, I had 12 fl oz of Pune Juice, chased with one large cup of strong herbal cleanse tea steeped in boiling water for a good 10 mins. I also had water beside the bed and sipped on it whenever I turned over.. what could possibly go wrong?
Fast forward to this morning, I woke earlyish with a feeling like a bowling ball moving round my stomach, not painful but strange.. I lay there for a few more minutes to see if the feeling passed, then I had a sudden ‘arrival feeling’, I clenched it off and decided to make way to the bathroom, I had barely arrived at a hover when everything broke loose. Thank goodness I decided to go when I did.
Much relieved I want to make myself a coffee in the kitchen, still in PJ shorts and tee top, thankfully panties under too! Just in case.
I was sitting, had two of three sips into coffee reading SM posts when the second feeling arrived, a slight rumble like gas. Knowing I had purged. Thinking it was safe, I just shifted on the kitchen chair and relaxed my rear to relive what I thought was gas.. Well OMG, my brain had a split second of relief before a sudden horrific realisation that a new warmth was spreading rapidly up between my cheeks… Oh the absolute Horror!!!.. the rest is seriously TMI.. but very amusing, My sister made an appearance shortly after, looking somewhat red faced and shocked. LOL
My mom howled with laughter when I phoned her.. my sister also joined me in the cleanse, so funny! There is more to tell about the tale.
Anyone else with similar mishaps feel free to share, I need a giggle!
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lol good read