I smoked more cigarettes to annoy my nasty neighbor

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Im not really a cigarette smoker, but lately ive been so stressed ill occasionally light up. I smoked at home (im usually out somewhere when I smoke) for the first time, in the backyard. My upstairs neighbors came outside and started obnoxiously coughing to try to prove a point, I assume. I wouldve put it out except I hate them, theyre literally so dirty. They litter, leave garbage on their back porch that blows into the yard and around the building, and neighborhood (that I pick up!) and recently they got a dog that they dont pick up after. So after I finished my cigarette I immediately lit another one. Im so relaxed, I feel amazing, not only because of the cigarettes but also because now I know what bothers them. I intend on smoking two more in some hours. It feels so good to deliver justice by being an asshole.

Comments

  1. Fringe-Farmer Avatar

    This is my level of my petty lol.

  2. Abject-Notice-3696 Avatar

    how old are you? if i were you i’d find a way to annoy my neighbour that wouldn’t affect my well-being.. to my eyes they are winning this argument so far..

  3. Icy_Plan6888 Avatar

    Sometimes being an asshole is soothing. And as much as I don’t enjoy cigarette smoke, them being disgusting slobs and leaving trash around would get me to smoke.

  4. avid-learner-bot Avatar

    Oh snap, smoking up justice one fag at a time? Love it! I’m all for petty revenge when jerks are being jerky, and that’s some next level litterbug st right there. If my neighbors were half as dirty, I’d be hitting the vape harder than a middle schooler on a Friday night. Bravo to you for finding your inner vigilante and giving those slobs a nicotine-fueled wake up call

  5. DeathWitch78 Avatar

    Get some incense and save your lungs. Some of the stronger ones keep the smell long after they burn out.

  6. Mother_Bag_3114 Avatar

    I mean, they can easily close the window. I once lived in an apt where you can smell smoking from the street, so they are overreacting.

  7. Dilosaurus-Rex Avatar

    In the long run he is winning though. Shortens the time you’ll be living there

  8. Popular_Love2439 Avatar

    So hurting yourself is how you chose to piss someone off. You need to think about that a bit more.

  9. InventorOfCorn Avatar

    funny, yeah, but i feel like giving yourself lung cancer out of spite is not a good idea

  10. redgdit Avatar

    I had your same experience except that I was the upstairs neighbor and the downstairs smokers were the nasty ones. I couldn’t enjoy my balcony or a nice breeze because they smoked like chimneys. The smell would travel down the hall 50 feet into my baby’s room. Anyway, I called the property manager and they were banned from smoking on their porch. Careful as this may happen to you.

  11. wordswordswords55 Avatar

    There was this really gross cigar you could buy for 2$ called century sams they just stink, but burn like incense

  12. Slackerwithgoals Avatar

    Ya. You tell him, go smoke that cancer. Fuck him!

  13. Been1LongDay Avatar

    Nothing says fuck you like cigarette smoke.