I think I found something better than s3x

So a couple of days ago, I accidentally overdosed on some crappy meds and ended up breaking out in full-body hives. It started small, but now it’s day 3 and the rash is literally everywhere. The itching is insane. Strangely enough, I feel kind of okay when I’m moving around or standing up, but the moment I lie down and try to sleep it’s hell.

Anyways, today I decided to take a super hot shower, like almost scalding hot, and stood under it, letting the water hit all the itchy spots. And holy shit… it felt better than sex. Better than anything I’ve ever felt, honestly. It was like a full-body orgasm. I literally moaned out loud and almost passed out from how extremely intense the relief was. I stayed in there for hours, just letting the water do its thing.

I tried a hot bath afterward thinking maybe it’d be even better, but nah. Doesn’t hit the same. The shower works because the water moves around and the itch gets a chance to come back for a second, and then it’s like you’re scratching it with fire over and over. The bath just dulls it out completely, so the pleasure part kinda disappears too. Yeah, I know this is weird as hell, but I feel like I had to share this.