I think mt cat is gaslighted me and honestly… I respect it

I swear down this little fluffball is playing mind games…

I will feed him and watch him eat and five minutes later he is screaming like he’s never seen food in his life.

He sits on my laptop while I work, knocks things off the counter while making direct eye contact and once actually pushed the remote under the sofa and watched me look for it for
20 minutes.

I used to think I was in charge. I now realise I’m just living in his house, paying his bills.

Just needed to get this offer my chest before he catches me talking.