I have stopped making methamphetamine for about three or four days because I ran out of anhydrous ammonia. Hi I’ve been awake for about 128 hours and I have basically used every drug known to man including the things from China that are experimental, but I have been off for three days. I am also bipolar.
What do you think my chances are of being at yourself because I know a lot about making and using drugs. I also think wearing a polyester uniform is sexy. I also would like to wear a Kevlar vest and basically sweating the thing and I have to wash the carrier all the time and have people spit on me and like poop everywhere around me when they have a temper tantrum.
By the way, this is not trolling. It is just humor and I hope I gave somebody laugh.
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Har har
Just apply to one of the many small agencies noted on here that are hurting for people. You’ll be fine.
Not enough masturbation at work, try another field
Because I was responding officer back up and I saw this sergeant basically driving down the road where the guy was running and why the hell did he not just run off the road throw a house or something but he was stupid
Don’t forget to ask if you’re too old to join. And you’re 32.
You sound like a perfect candidate for River City Police Department! River City PD Instagram
“When can you start?” – some shithole agency probably
We all been there! Just keep applying.
You seem overqualified.
Well if this don’t remind me of my college days… 🙄🤷
Sorry, I don’t think you’ll make the cut. Most departments are looking for you to be convicted of at least 5 felonies before you can even think of applying.