I want to be a police officer

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I have stopped making methamphetamine for about three or four days because I ran out of anhydrous ammonia. Hi I’ve been awake for about 128 hours and I have basically used every drug known to man including the things from China that are experimental, but I have been off for three days. I am also bipolar.

What do you think my chances are of being at yourself because I know a lot about making and using drugs. I also think wearing a polyester uniform is sexy. I also would like to wear a Kevlar vest and basically sweating the thing and I have to wash the carrier all the time and have people spit on me and like poop everywhere around me when they have a temper tantrum.

By the way, this is not trolling. It is just humor and I hope I gave somebody laugh.

Comments

  1. Whatever92592 Avatar

    Just apply to one of the many small agencies noted on here that are hurting for people. You’ll be fine.

  2. Lund- Avatar

    Not enough masturbation at work, try another field

  3. Quirky_Chicken_1840 Avatar

    Because I was responding officer back up and I saw this sergeant basically driving down the road where the guy was running and why the hell did he not just run off the road throw a house or something but he was stupid

  4. superx308 Avatar

    Don’t forget to ask if you’re too old to join. And you’re 32.

  5. krzyirishguy13 Avatar

    You sound like a perfect candidate for River City Police Department! River City PD Instagram

  6. Cyber_Blue2 Avatar

    “When can you start?” – some shithole agency probably

  7. MrMotona Avatar

    We all been there! Just keep applying.

  8. Tabris20 Avatar

    You seem overqualified.

  9. Head-Engineering-847 Avatar

    Well if this don’t remind me of my college days… 🙄🤷

  10. Bear-Cricket-89 Avatar

    Sorry, I don’t think you’ll make the cut. Most departments are looking for you to be convicted of at least 5 felonies before you can even think of applying.