If cars had legs instead of wheels, people would have to change shoes instead of tires.

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If cars had legs instead of wheels, people would have to change shoes instead of tires.

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  2. JuicySpark Avatar

    You’re forgetting the meniscus in each leg. They act like shocks absorbing impact. Those are very expensive shocks to replace.

  3. Aidanation5 Avatar

    I don’t even know what to say to say to you.

    If humans had wheels, we would change our tires.

  4. sidneyaks Avatar

    And if my grandmother had wheels she’d be a fucking bike!

  5. GreatBigHomie Avatar

    If these were that then those would be this

  6. lostpirate123 Avatar

    If my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike

  7. AWildChimera Avatar

    If I had access to whatever drugs you’re taking, I could start my own MKUltra

  8. rockofclay Avatar

    I’ve changed the shoes on my car before. Drum Brakes.

  9. Violet-Sumire Avatar

    Cars do have “legs”. They are called the shock absorbers, big springs that make sure your car doesn’t meet the road when you hit a bump.

  10. Todd-The-Wraith Avatar

    So tell me OP what’s your technique for smoking weed in the shower? Hit it first then get in? Or like are you holding the joint above your head or something?

  11. cookiesandpunch Avatar

    If a horse had wheels they wouldn’t get so tired

  12. plasma2002 Avatar

    If chicken wore pants over their legs, we’d have to unzip them to get to their eggs

  13. Hellchron Avatar

    Would cars with legs where socks in their shoes or just raw dog it?

  14. oldfogey12345 Avatar

    We had foot powered cars since the stone age, but then someone started using birds on a treadmill, then PETA got involved and the whole thing got canceled till the industrial revolution.

  15. pichael289 Avatar

    There’s a game, metaphor refantasio whatever, dumbest fucking name for a game ever. Anyways the ships in that game didn’t fly not float or drive, they all had big lizards legs and they would just run across the landscape. It was really fucking dumb but it’s an anime game so it’s ridiculousness is to be expected. It was a novel idea I have never seen done before though, It literally looked like a final fantasy airship but with big fuckin lizard legs. Funny as hell. I think you could fly at one point but the game kinda fizzled out towards the middle so I never got to see It.

    Point it it has cars with legs and I love it. Big lizard legged ships just fuckin sprinting across the land and fighting each other, funny as hell.

  16. Lady_Irish Avatar

    So you’ve reinvented walking. That’s fun.

    Can you direct me towards whomever is selling the weed you smoked prior to posting this? It’s gotta be hella strong and I want in lmao

  17. cyclecircle Avatar

    If a wheel had wheels, how would we really know which wheel was the real wheel?

  18. zRRRRg Avatar

    Tyres are shoes that go all the way around.

  19. rhythmrice Avatar

    What makes you think they would wear shoes? Humans are literally the only thing on earth that has legs and wear shoes, every single thing besides us that has legs does not wear shoes, I guess besides horses, and I suppose I’ve seen people put mini rain boots on dogs

  20. QwertyUnicode Avatar

    Let me tell you for a fact, this isn’t speculation, and let me introduce you to the horse, and the horse shoe

  21. MrBensvik Avatar

    You’re thinking of horses, and they do indeed need to change shoes regularly.

  22. KizzyUstico Avatar

    Imagine shopping for sneakers instead of tire shops.

  23. gunofasunn Avatar

    If humans had wheels instead of legs, cars would have to change our tyres.

  24. Hendospendo Avatar

    Let me tell you all about this thing called the “Horse”

    It has legs, not wheels, and you do indeed need to change the shoes.

  25. kapege Avatar

    But instead now they have to change brake shoes…

  26. brownie00037 Avatar

    I hate to break it to you but horses were the mode of transportation for a long time…and they wore shoes.

  27. XROOR Avatar

    Spare tire area in trunk will be a space for a shoe box

  28. RaspberrySoda644 Avatar

    Maybe if humans had wheels, we would’ve invented cars with legs to fulfill that kind of movement.

  29. TheArchitectofDestin Avatar

    If cars had airplanes instead of door handles, they would weigh a lot more

  30. fuzzypyrocat Avatar

    Some cars do have shoes that need changing

  31. DobisPeeyar Avatar

    People already have to change shoes on vehicles. We’d need a new name for em.

  32. finespecimen5085 Avatar

    And if my mom had balls, she would be my dad

  33. AuburnElvis Avatar

    Congratulations. This is one of the few Shower Thoughts posts that really understands the assignment.

  34. donuttrackme Avatar

    How high are you? Never heard of horses? Donkeys? Mules?

  35. largos7289 Avatar

    Here’s one for you back… shoes are really are just tires when you break it down…

  36. Deitaphobia Avatar

    and if you ordered the ribs, your car would tip over.

  37. ShadyMyLady Avatar

    Just get roller skates. Get out of the shower.

  38. RaunakA_ Avatar

    If I had a heart, I would love you.

    If I had a voice, I would sing.

  39. SirBogart Avatar

    Thank you for sharing this profoundly worthless statement

  40. EssayTraditional Avatar

    Fred Flintstone drove with his own two feet until he’d get a nail in his foot to slow him down. 

  41. ChaosAlligator Avatar

    this is exactly why horses should have horsewheels.