So tell me OP what’s your technique for smoking weed in the shower? Hit it first then get in? Or like are you holding the joint above your head or something?
We had foot powered cars since the stone age, but then someone started using birds on a treadmill, then PETA got involved and the whole thing got canceled till the industrial revolution.
There’s a game, metaphor refantasio whatever, dumbest fucking name for a game ever. Anyways the ships in that game didn’t fly not float or drive, they all had big lizards legs and they would just run across the landscape. It was really fucking dumb but it’s an anime game so it’s ridiculousness is to be expected. It was a novel idea I have never seen done before though, It literally looked like a final fantasy airship but with big fuckin lizard legs. Funny as hell. I think you could fly at one point but the game kinda fizzled out towards the middle so I never got to see It.
Point it it has cars with legs and I love it. Big lizard legged ships just fuckin sprinting across the land and fighting each other, funny as hell.
What makes you think they would wear shoes? Humans are literally the only thing on earth that has legs and wear shoes, every single thing besides us that has legs does not wear shoes, I guess besides horses, and I suppose I’ve seen people put mini rain boots on dogs
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You’re forgetting the meniscus in each leg. They act like shocks absorbing impact. Those are very expensive shocks to replace.
I don’t even know what to say to say to you.
If humans had wheels, we would change our tires.
And if my grandmother had wheels she’d be a fucking bike!
If these were that then those would be this
If my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike
If I had access to whatever drugs you’re taking, I could start my own MKUltra
I’ve changed the shoes on my car before. Drum Brakes.
Cars do have “legs”. They are called the shock absorbers, big springs that make sure your car doesn’t meet the road when you hit a bump.
So tell me OP what’s your technique for smoking weed in the shower? Hit it first then get in? Or like are you holding the joint above your head or something?
If a horse had wheels they wouldn’t get so tired
If chicken wore pants over their legs, we’d have to unzip them to get to their eggs
Would cars with legs where socks in their shoes or just raw dog it?
We had foot powered cars since the stone age, but then someone started using birds on a treadmill, then PETA got involved and the whole thing got canceled till the industrial revolution.
There’s a game, metaphor refantasio whatever, dumbest fucking name for a game ever. Anyways the ships in that game didn’t fly not float or drive, they all had big lizards legs and they would just run across the landscape. It was really fucking dumb but it’s an anime game so it’s ridiculousness is to be expected. It was a novel idea I have never seen done before though, It literally looked like a final fantasy airship but with big fuckin lizard legs. Funny as hell. I think you could fly at one point but the game kinda fizzled out towards the middle so I never got to see It.
Point it it has cars with legs and I love it. Big lizard legged ships just fuckin sprinting across the land and fighting each other, funny as hell.
So you’ve reinvented walking. That’s fun.
Can you direct me towards whomever is selling the weed you smoked prior to posting this? It’s gotta be hella strong and I want in lmao
If a wheel had wheels, how would we really know which wheel was the real wheel?
Tyres are shoes that go all the way around.
What makes you think they would wear shoes? Humans are literally the only thing on earth that has legs and wear shoes, every single thing besides us that has legs does not wear shoes, I guess besides horses, and I suppose I’ve seen people put mini rain boots on dogs
Let me tell you for a fact, this isn’t speculation, and let me introduce you to the horse, and the horse shoe
You’re thinking of horses, and they do indeed need to change shoes regularly.
Imagine shopping for sneakers instead of tire shops.
If humans had wheels instead of legs, cars would have to change our tyres.
Let me tell you all about this thing called the “Horse”
It has legs, not wheels, and you do indeed need to change the shoes.
But instead now they have to change brake shoes…
I hate to break it to you but horses were the mode of transportation for a long time…and they wore shoes.
Spare tire area in trunk will be a space for a shoe box
Maybe if humans had wheels, we would’ve invented cars with legs to fulfill that kind of movement.
If cars had airplanes instead of door handles, they would weigh a lot more
Some cars do have shoes that need changing
People already have to change shoes on vehicles. We’d need a new name for em.
And if my mom had balls, she would be my dad
Congratulations. This is one of the few Shower Thoughts posts that really understands the assignment.
How high are you? Never heard of horses? Donkeys? Mules?
Here’s one for you back… shoes are really are just tires when you break it down…
and if you ordered the ribs, your car would tip over.
Just get roller skates. Get out of the shower.
If I had a heart, I would love you.
If I had a voice, I would sing.
Thank you for sharing this profoundly worthless statement
Fred Flintstone drove with his own two feet until he’d get a nail in his foot to slow him down.
this is exactly why horses should have horsewheels.