If every countries national animal was to get into a battle royal who would win?

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If every countries national animal was to get into a battle royal who would win?

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  1. Dingo8MyBabyMon Avatar

    I assume most people don’t know all of the other countries’ national animals enough to make an educated guess,

  2. MrLuxarina Avatar

    Wales is going to do pretty well with its dragon.

  3. Vast-Force-690 Avatar

    thailand has an elephant for its animal so that’s a pretty big contender.

  4. Prayag7_ Avatar

    Certainly not mine, probably Nepal coz rhinos are pretty tough and have a nice offensive weapon, their horn.. as for defence their hide is strong i guess..

  5. Ill_Dig2291 Avatar

    Whoever has the elephant.

  6. ChemistryInfinite312 Avatar

    Someone should list all the national animals and run simulations of this. Do loads of iterations to see a pattern.

  7. sausageface1 Avatar

    Scotland has a unicorn. Who can compete with that?

  8. Amazing-Chemical-792 Avatar

    The beaver can wreck an entire ecosystem, but would do nothing in a battle royal.

  9. tiddlytubbies Avatar

    Scotland šŸ“ó §ó ¢ó ³ó £ó “ó æ

  10. Slow_Owl Avatar

    England has a lionĀ 

    Scotland a unicornĀ 

    Wales has a dragonĀ 

    Ireland has a hare!Ā  The hare definitely has the advantageĀ 

  11. Historical_Stress_72 Avatar

    Australia.. Kangaroo & Emu. The emu already won a war against humans.

  12. No-Bee6369 Avatar

    Canada has the Beaver. A beaver recently killed a human by biting his Achilles. That’s pretty badass.

  13. ersi97 Avatar

    I think the elephant from Thailand would be the goat lol

  14. permanently-cold Avatar

    Countries and their national animals

    Surely the birds could fly away, wait for the others to kill each other, then come back and contend between themselves.

    Do mythical creatures count?

  15. Different-Try8882 Avatar

    Considering Wales has a dragon it’s not much of a contest really.

  16. IIIllIIlllIlII Avatar

    Here in New Zealand we have the kiwi. It can’t fly.

    Have you ever heard of ā€œfight or flightā€?

    Well if the kiwi has no flight, it only has fight.

    Watch out bitches.

  17. GlowbugDaisyLight Avatar

    Probably the eagle

    it’s got the aggression, the air advantage, and main character energy.

  18. Some1farted Avatar

    China has a dragon. Duh!

  19. JackRussellsForever Avatar

    Emus and kangaroos. Yep Aus has this!

  20. railwayed Avatar

    South Africa had a choice of a lion, elephant, rhino, leopard, cheetah etc… And went for the springbok… That said, they would be good at evading attack but useless at making an attack

  21. TamTheOneAndOnly Avatar

    Canada. Nothing beats the demon cobra chicken. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  22. NoPantsSantaClaus Avatar

    Canada.Ā 

    Beaver’s have taken down many a man.Ā 

  23. kittenwolfmage Avatar

    I believe you’ll find that the Australian Emu is the only animal of any nation to win a war against humans…

  24. jutathemagnificent Avatar

    Wales would be the winner, it flies and breathes fire for fucks sake

  25. udhBOTAK-TOLOLlg Avatar

    Indonesia with its Garuda which is a mythical giant eagle. It has strength, power, and is the mount of the god Vishnu.

  26. Sir_Henry_Deadman Avatar

    What kills a unicorn?, they dragon proof?

  27. demoneyesturbo Avatar

    Do other countries have variant national animals and plants?

    We have a national animal, a national bird, a national fish, as well as a national flower, and national tree.

  28. TyranM97 Avatar

    To everyone saying China.. the national animal is a panda not a dragon

  29. Ja_Lonley Avatar

    Well the Emus have already won one war.