Let me preface by saying I’m not even contemplating attempting this. I don’t know what other sub to ask my random ass questions. Here’s hoping 🤞
Let me preface by saying I’m not even contemplating attempting this. I don’t know what other sub to ask my random ass questions. Here’s hoping 🤞
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I don’t think that’s how any of that works but I got a good laugh out of this.
The odds aren’t well understood because most people don’t stand at the top of mountains in thunderstorms.
Even fewer wear cock rings in thunderstorms.
I swear this subreddit is dropping more bangers than a lot of the “funny subs”. Imagine going to the doctor and saying “Doc my balls exploded”
….why would they explode?
You should ask in r/shittyaskscience
Increase those odds by making the cock ring out of copper and suspending it on a wire between two trees
I’ll get my camera and we can Rule 34 it
So let me picture this, you’re thinking of someone lying flat on a mountaintop, with their erect cock being the highest point in the area.
First of all, you don’t even need the cock ring, your body can do enough to explode not just your balls, but everything within a few minutes of heavy thunderstorms. But for the sake of the argument, let’s have the cock ring, with the balls inside it, and then grounded.
You’re lying down, the lighting strikes the highest point, ie your dick, destroys everything, finds the grounding through the cock ring, and you’re safe sans dick and balls. You essentially got a blowjob from Zeus.
That’s enough internet for today
Zero. Take them out and they’ll freeze solid in a few seconds.
I don’t have an answer for you, but thank you for the experience of reading the question
Having your balls blown off isn’t the best way to lose weight imo but to each their own
The vast majority of cockrings I’ve seen are silicone.
So the exact thing would happen as when you’re not wearing a cock ring.
Should have specified a metal one.
I understand your concern, but why cock ring???
Zero?
I was going to say 0 until someone clarified about you making yourself the highest point. I guess it’s slightly more likely but I don’t think your 3 inches would play a dramatic differenceÂ
This is poetry
Are you going to tie a kite to it?
When my friend was a kid, he witnessed a man getting struck by lightening, and that particular man basically exploded/popped. It really fucked my friend up. He’s DEEPLY afraid of lightening. I don’t know how many lightening strike victims have that response, but if that’s how your body reacted to getting struck by lightening, I’d imagine your balls would explode with the rest of you?
This belongs in r/theydidthemath
Chances are slim, but if they do explode, at least you’re left with a thundercock
I think asking should not be your biggest fear.
That is certainly one of the questions of all time: it has words and ends in a question mark
If you tie a kite to the ring you may discover something new
There’s one for randomthoughts and randomquestions, I like them both
Damn I thought this was related to air pressure, not fucking ball zapping lightning lol
What
This is why I’m still on the internet
Yep
there’s a lightning rod joke in there somewhere
Less than 100, greater than 0. I’m not taking those odds
Bro I’m just waiting for my Mac and Chz to be done.
0 chance because the pp is so tiny
Those two systems are not related so you’re fine.
Also I (unsarcastically) suggest r/stupidquestions for ones like that
Is this an air pressure or an electrical question?