If the only way to bring back a dead loved one was to first have sex with their corpse, is there anyone you would do this for?

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If the only way to bring back a dead loved one was to first have sex with their corpse, is there anyone you would do this for?

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  1. BornWithSideburns Avatar

    I think if that was how it worked we would have a different view on sex and everyone would do it.

  2. chrzzl Avatar

    I also choose this guy’s wife.

  3. depressedsinnerxiii Avatar

    My partner would be my only morally acceptable choice here. Sorry dad & grandma šŸ™ƒ

  4. IsunkTheMayFLOWER Avatar

    Yes, I’m reminded of the first black mirror episode when the prime minister of Britain fucks a pig. I probably would think of it in a similar way he would of.

  5. Dear-Discussion6436 Avatar

    My husband can’t get it up now, doubtful he will dead.

  6. chelsea-from-calif Avatar

    I would do it even if they didn’t come back to life.

  7. meerkatmira Avatar

    People (read: men) already do this even without the reincarnation part

  8. Unreflected Avatar

    Here I cum grandma

  9. Basicallyacrow7 Avatar

    The only person I’d want to bring back from the dead is my husband and I’s mutual best friend.

    As much as I’d love to have him back I don’t think I could bring myself to do thatšŸ˜…

  10. randylove69 Avatar

    I mean I really want my dog back

  11. littleprin3ss Avatar

    I’d never tell anyone about it but for who I’m thinking of, id do almost anything for him to come back

  12. IDabFast Avatar

    Like someone else said, kinda depends. If it this a scenario specific to me right now, most likely not. If this is an alternate universe where that’s just how it works, it would be entirely normalized to the point where it probably wouldn’t even seem that gross.

    Ppl would prob move from ā€œsex before marriageā€ to ā€œsex only to resurrectā€ or something lmfaoo

    Edit: it seems to have slipped my mind that you need to have sex to reproduce… but I’m not deleting that last line bc it is now even better

  13. FatherLuvHandles Avatar

    Once they came back to life there’d always be that awkwardness in the relationship

  14. impeesa75 Avatar

    Like how dead?

  15. returnofblank Avatar

    That guy’s wife

  16. SimpleSnoop Avatar

    Come on necrophilia absolutely not… Oh man

  17. SmartVeterinarian387 Avatar

    define “loved one” 😶

  18. djthebear Avatar

    I mean I miss my uncle but damn

  19. Rasausa Avatar

    First off, what condition do they even return in? Like if they had a terminal disease that would just kill them again instantly then how would that work? But to answer, no.

  20. This-Is-Voided Avatar

    Personally no but I’d imagine people who lost family members would just ask others to do it in exchange of doing that action to their family members

  21. wish_to_conquer_pain Avatar

    Well, they’ve already been cremated, so. Do I fill a dildo with the ashes or what?

  22. princessuuke Avatar

    Theres absolutely no one i would bring back to life in this way omg

  23. UpstairsAd6842 Avatar

    Depends….how long they been dead??