Could you have like some smashed garlic and salt in the molcajete, then add chopped jalapeño or serrano and grind it together. Scoop in the avocados, mash, and mix in chopped onion, cilantro, and optional tomato. Squeeze lime juice in, adjust salt – that would holy guacamole?
But if you left out the garlic and tomaoes so it’s only like 80% authentic would it then be unwholly holy guacamole?
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Makes sense. I’d say a holy cannoli is more likely though, given the location
Nope, gotta be mixed with Holly water first.
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Yes, Max Fosh did this. (He got a priest to bless an avocado and then made holy guacamole.)
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And if Pope goes to the bathroom…..
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Yes.
See Here, Max Fosh has already done that.