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Also, there are a variety of people in my professional sphere who I despise, and they despise me in return, because I challenge their stupid good idea fairy induced ideas. It’s mostly policy people who are making clinical decisions that impact a broad range of consumers but they don’t understand the clinical work (since they’ve been out of it for over a decade or just never done it) or the impact the things they are saying have AND they are not open to collaboration or feedback, taking these concepts as personal insults to their “experience.” So, I’m just blunt with them in meetings and list off the 47 reasons why the “little” thing they want to implement is a bad idea, and that friends is how you establish life long professional nemesis’ (insert Mystery Men discussion on the plural of nemesis here).
The assholes who kink shame me. Don’t wanna see me running around my house in assless chaps while wearing my rainbow unicorn helmet? Quit looking in my windows!!!
There was a kid once who road their bike out into the road in front me. The little shit knew what they were doing when I had to slam my breaks on nearly giving myself whiplash as they road so slowly past my bonnet grinning at me.
That little bastard (it was 10 years ago, probably not so little now) is still my villain and one day, oh yes, one day I WILL have my vengeance.
Also me, but partly my parents for fucking me up, but they were also the victims because they were too fucked up by their parents to not fuck me up, and it’s victimhood/fuckery all the way back to when we first stood on two legs, most likely.
I think there are a handful of people who skew low in real conscientiousness and high in activity who lock society into lots of patterns designed to guard against bad-faith actors – then moreover often climb these and hell, install more. They have disproportionate ease in sleeping after ripping down people who are obstacles, thus disproportionate efficiency.
I think they’re the villains, and most of the reason why despite having multiple times over the necessary resources to feed the world’s population, we still have hunger issues up to starvation. (They leverage the logistics as ransom.)
Call me an optimist(?) because I think villainy is Pareto-distributed.
I also think I need to get off this goddamn site to stop seeing this kind of stuff every day.
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Capitalism.
Job market
Myself most frequently. If I’m in a beanbag chair though, specifically my knees.
Jimmy.
Every single one of you.
Also me.
also me.
Also me.
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Currently Alcohol and ADHD
Transphobes and facist dick faces
Tariffs.
The other half of me that hates me.
I’m also the villain
Putin probably
Stairs.
Also, there are a variety of people in my professional sphere who I despise, and they despise me in return, because I challenge their stupid good idea fairy induced ideas. It’s mostly policy people who are making clinical decisions that impact a broad range of consumers but they don’t understand the clinical work (since they’ve been out of it for over a decade or just never done it) or the impact the things they are saying have AND they are not open to collaboration or feedback, taking these concepts as personal insults to their “experience.” So, I’m just blunt with them in meetings and list off the 47 reasons why the “little” thing they want to implement is a bad idea, and that friends is how you establish life long professional nemesis’ (insert Mystery Men discussion on the plural of nemesis here).
Billionaires, all of them.
The assholes who kink shame me. Don’t wanna see me running around my house in assless chaps while wearing my rainbow unicorn helmet? Quit looking in my windows!!!
Who said I was the hero? I’m and anti hero at best,
The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club.
Myself.
We all alternate between different roles like hero & villain, victim & perpetrator.
The pattern follows subconscious psychological pivots. We do it without knowing much of the time and it’s mostly very subjective.
‘All the world is a stage’ as someone famous once wrote (Can’t remember who it was tbh 😅).
In my personal life? Nobody. I have no real villains. Because I choose not to let the gadflies get to me enough to make villains.
My brain
I am always my greatest friend and worst enemy
an economic and political system in which a country’s trade and industry are controlled by private owners for profit.
greed
The stress of getting ready to move, or my inability to control what I eat when I am stressed.
There was a kid once who road their bike out into the road in front me. The little shit knew what they were doing when I had to slam my breaks on nearly giving myself whiplash as they road so slowly past my bonnet grinning at me.
That little bastard (it was 10 years ago, probably not so little now) is still my villain and one day, oh yes, one day I WILL have my vengeance.
Not that I’ve thought about it much since…..
Queso
Work and poverty
Also me, but partly my parents for fucking me up, but they were also the victims because they were too fucked up by their parents to not fuck me up, and it’s victimhood/fuckery all the way back to when we first stood on two legs, most likely.
Organized religion.
Old Age and the Tax Man.
The 24 year old I was dating/in-a-situationship with for two months who gave me chlamydia. Fuck you Alison.
That bitch Carole Baskins.
My boss.
Unfortunately, I wouldn’t think that doing the ol’ Kick-Wham-Stunner deal would work like I saw on television.
Myself in my 20s is the villain . My self in my 30s is the hero
Donald Trump
Adulthood.
me at 25 still paying for that dude’s mistakes
Some DOD civilian at MEPCOM, been holding up my application for almost two years now.
My narcissistic, petty, recovering addict of a father with whom i share a house. 😂😂
the uk job market
Trump
The Taxman
Also you.
Me. I’ve got enough internal struggle going on that I don’t need to involve (or really pay that much attention) to anybody else
me
The guy in the mirror.
Big Brother
My 3 year old demon…..I mean daughter
my mother
A very loud narcissist.
I used to be my own villain.
Wasn’t too long ago that I had an epiphany and that I can stop being the villain.
Fake it till you make it.
Honestly, no one.
I refuse to let myself ever blame anyone else.
It’s no surprise to me, I am my own worst enemy.
Donald Trump.
My ex. But no revenge, because the heartbreak leveled me up
Me as well.
The capitalists
My colon
The illuminati
Me who i was yesterday. Cause fuck that mother fucker. Gotta work on myself, so I’m better than that idiot.
I am both hero and villain a Dr Jekyl Mr Hyde scenario
Migraines
Are we really the villains? I’ll stir the pot.
I think there are a handful of people who skew low in real conscientiousness and high in activity who lock society into lots of patterns designed to guard against bad-faith actors – then moreover often climb these and hell, install more. They have disproportionate ease in sleeping after ripping down people who are obstacles, thus disproportionate efficiency.
I think they’re the villains, and most of the reason why despite having multiple times over the necessary resources to feed the world’s population, we still have hunger issues up to starvation. (They leverage the logistics as ransom.)
Call me an optimist(?) because I think villainy is Pareto-distributed.
I also think I need to get off this goddamn site to stop seeing this kind of stuff every day.
Time/age
The universe I think…off on that Ahab shit
As the song goes,
“It’s no surprise to me, I am my own worst enemy
‘Cause every now and then, I kick the livin’ shit out of me…”
Also me.
Ex-wife.
Also me
The calendar.
The realtor who told us it was a good idea to buy on a house we absolutely cannot fucking afford FUCK.
Laissez faire capitalism
Time
My mind
My ex’s
My brother.
Myself
Time
AutoCorrect. I was trying to say “pen organizer!”
The universe I guess?
My work crush 😔
My mental health
The insurance company of the guy that hit me over 2 years ago. I just need to settle this so I can get on with my life.
Me but yesterday.
Living with OCD means that I’m also the villain.
Me 10 years ago