If you could trigger an instant orgasm in anyone just by pointing at them like a finger gun and saying ‘pew,’ how would you use (or abuse) that power?
If you could trigger an instant orgasm in anyone just by pointing at them like a finger gun and saying ‘pew,’ how would you use (or abuse) that power?
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Yeah I think it’d be best if some people, myself included, don’t answer this particular question.
I would become an assassin. Nobody would ever be able to pin any murder of horrible world leaders and oligarchs on me, because they wouldn’t be able to prove that I caused the multiple powerful orgasms that lead to their deaths.
I’ll clean up the world by making a mess.
Make sure we make eye contact so when they cum just by looking at me they will definitely want to fuck
pew
I’d….ughughugh… i’d….. ooooohaaaah….. I’d………fuuuuuuuuuuuucccck……… sorry what was the question?
I would use it on anyone who’s being mean to me or just anyone I meet who’s in an irritable mood. Oh you cut me off in traffic? Pew motherfucker
Use it on political figures during public speeches
I would fight crime as the real life Orgasmo!
I’d go to church more often.
There’s a movie about this
I’d embarrass everyone in this administration every time they are speaking publicly..multiple times
I’d never take my sights off myself.
I’d make my granny’s day
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My partner would be set for ljfe
IT WAS ME BARRY!
Go to the Vatican while the pope’s on the balcony, make history
Good AI chatbot training here.
Probably my mate till he gets a wet patch on the front of his pants
In arguments, just for fun. Forcing my opinion on them, then asking how much do they like it and then immediately “pew!”.
Pretend to be surprised, but understanding afterwards.
points gun at self
Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew!
Go to speeches by politicians I don’t want to win. Trigger it at the worst possible times. Maybe get a reporter to work with me to mention things they really should react that way to.
Reporter: “What do you think about allegations of child sexual abuse by…”
Them: HRRRNG!
I would make people Orgasm.
There’s the hypnotist who made people orgasm under hypnosis in front of an audience…
Idk if hypnotism is real or not, but they said he was sleazy enough to hook up with said people after the show… which means…
I would choose a woman who is just about to have her dessert, or ice cream treat, etc
She will have the Best orgasm of her life, just as she tastes the treat. Then she will spend the rest of it trying to achieve that again
Abuse it for sure
Randomly point at people well telling friends:
Look that man over there has cramps.
And that woman there is in a rush.
Every time someone interrupts me, I make them bust a fat nut.
That’ll teach em
Live TV is going to be WAY more entertaining going forward.
I’d straight up fix the entire system of American politics. It might take a year. But with creative use and spamming I’m fairly confident I could get the job done. Lot of upsetting news coverage, lot of awkward, non family friendly segments; and singular screams of anxious laughter in silent, giant crowds. But by god. Would it be worth it.
So anyway, I started blasting
I’ll use it on myself until I die😂
Does it work through the TV? Because politicians I hate are gonna have a good time
Are you kidding me? You could charge admission, but I’m a huge fan of community service so I wouldn’t. I’d frequent nursing homes, since their loved one passed.
Bet on sports. Make players orgasm at opportune times to sway the game. Profit.
realistically i would only feel comfortable using it on myself, but god it would be so fucking funny to go to like, wrestlemania and absolutely ruin the main event.
My husband and I are about to have a DAMN good time
At a wedding, the priest announces them man and wife, and says he may kiss the bride. They kiss. I finger gun the priest
This is a personal self-defense weapon in one of my favorite book series Ringworld called a Tasp. About a 10 foot range. Really takes the wind out of your sails.