If you could trigger an instant orgasm in anyone just by pointing at them like a finger gun and saying ‘pew,’ how would you use (or abuse) that power?

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If you could trigger an instant orgasm in anyone just by pointing at them like a finger gun and saying ‘pew,’ how would you use (or abuse) that power?

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  1. Born_Anywhere_3231 Avatar

    Yeah I think it’d be best if some people, myself included, don’t answer this particular question.

  2. Wotmate01 Avatar

    I would become an assassin. Nobody would ever be able to pin any murder of horrible world leaders and oligarchs on me, because they wouldn’t be able to prove that I caused the multiple powerful orgasms that lead to their deaths.

    I’ll clean up the world by making a mess.

  3. RelevantSplit9370 Avatar

    Make sure we make eye contact so when they cum just by looking at me they will definitely want to fuck

  4. wildyam Avatar

    I’d….ughughugh… i’d….. ooooohaaaah….. I’d………fuuuuuuuuuuuucccck……… sorry what was the question?

  5. Express-Luck-3812 Avatar

    I would use it on anyone who’s being mean to me or just anyone I meet who’s in an irritable mood. Oh you cut me off in traffic? Pew motherfucker

  6. Small_Highway_263 Avatar

    Use it on political figures during public speeches

  7. Kermit_the_hog Avatar

    I would fight crime as the real life Orgasmo!

  8. Goongalagooo Avatar

    I’d go to church more often.

  9. G0mery Avatar

    There’s a movie about this

  10. Itchy_Pudding_9940 Avatar

    I’d embarrass everyone in this administration every time they are speaking publicly..multiple times

  11. CliffBoothVSBruceLee Avatar

    I’d never take my sights off myself.

  12. mrnumber1 Avatar

    I’d make my granny’s day

  13. Temporary_Mongoose34 Avatar

    Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew……

    Etc

  14. Jealous_Scale Avatar

    My partner would be set for ljfe

  15. igottathinkofaname Avatar
  16. thestupidestname Avatar

    Go to the Vatican while the pope’s on the balcony, make history

  17. -brokenbones- Avatar

    Good AI chatbot training here.

  18. Old_Adagio_5278 Avatar

    Probably my mate till he gets a wet patch on the front of his pants

  19. TophetLoader Avatar

    In arguments, just for fun. Forcing my opinion on them, then asking how much do they like it and then immediately “pew!”.

    Pretend to be surprised, but understanding afterwards.

  20. ZeroSora Avatar

    points gun at self

    Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew!

  21. PaulMakesThings1 Avatar

    Go to speeches by politicians I don’t want to win. Trigger it at the worst possible times. Maybe get a reporter to work with me to mention things they really should react that way to.

    Reporter: “What do you think about allegations of child sexual abuse by…”
    Them: HRRRNG!

  22. Nikunj108 Avatar

    I would make people Orgasm.

  23. DreamyLan Avatar

    There’s the hypnotist who made people orgasm under hypnosis in front of an audience…

    Idk if hypnotism is real or not, but they said he was sleazy enough to hook up with said people after the show… which means…

  24. beamerpook Avatar

    I would choose a woman who is just about to have her dessert, or ice cream treat, etc

    She will have the Best orgasm of her life, just as she tastes the treat. Then she will spend the rest of it trying to achieve that again

  25. SimkinCA Avatar

    Abuse it for sure

  26. Mor_Hjordis Avatar

    Randomly point at people well telling friends:

    Look that man over there has cramps.
    And that woman there is in a rush.

  27. Significant-Series-6 Avatar

    Every time someone interrupts me, I make them bust a fat nut.

    That’ll teach em

  28. Shahfluffers Avatar

    Live TV is going to be WAY more entertaining going forward.

  29. sicsicsixgun Avatar

    I’d straight up fix the entire system of American politics. It might take a year. But with creative use and spamming I’m fairly confident I could get the job done. Lot of upsetting news coverage, lot of awkward, non family friendly segments; and singular screams of anxious laughter in silent, giant crowds. But by god. Would it be worth it.

  30. ChaoticGoodPanda Avatar

    So anyway, I started blasting

  31. bablu_gadu Avatar

    I’ll use it on myself until I die😂

  32. Shaeos Avatar

    Does it work through the TV? Because politicians I hate are gonna have a good time

  33. ShamefulWatching Avatar

    Are you kidding me? You could charge admission, but I’m a huge fan of community service so I wouldn’t. I’d frequent nursing homes, since their loved one passed.

  34. burnbabyburn11 Avatar

    Bet on sports. Make players orgasm at opportune times to sway the game. Profit. 

  35. ReynardVulpini Avatar

    realistically i would only feel comfortable using it on myself, but god it would be so fucking funny to go to like, wrestlemania and absolutely ruin the main event.

  36. SwordTaster Avatar

    My husband and I are about to have a DAMN good time

  37. perpetualmotionmachi Avatar

    At a wedding, the priest announces them man and wife, and says he may kiss the bride. They kiss. I finger gun the priest

  38. CaptainLookylou Avatar

    This is a personal self-defense weapon in one of my favorite book series Ringworld called a Tasp. About a 10 foot range. Really takes the wind out of your sails.