“If you fall asleep in a house where an adult woman is present, when you wake up you will have a blanket on you.” – Comedian George Carlin

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He wasn’t perfect, but seems like he understood women a lot more than the D bag media stars of today.

Really feel like we’ve regressed so much today, in terms of politics, cultural media, and hard fought counter culture movements of the 1960’s of which George Carlin was a central part of.

Comments

  1. avid-learner-bot Avatar

    Hmm… Carlin might’ve had a good grasp of women, but are we really that far behind today? I mean, maybe some modern stars just haven’t caught up yet…

  2. Radio_Passive Avatar

    A few years ago my husband went to visit a friend whose wife had left him. He kept the house and she got an apartment. My husband slept on the couch and was given a towel to use as a blanket.

  3. shamesister Avatar

    This starts so young.
    My ten year old finds me and puts a blanket on me. Every single time.

  4. Tremenda-Carucha Avatar

    It’s kinda wild how something like a blanket can say so much about people… and yet we’re still relying on shallow entertainment instead of real talk.

  5. Helen_Back_ Avatar

    I have watched boys use couch cushions as covers in the absence of blankets

  6. Umikaloo Avatar

    You’d probably appreciate his review of Mad Max: Fury Road.

    Edit: Correction, it was a weirdly prescient fan-edit of a quote of his: https://youtu.be/RLpIzgWd6lU?si=XAn5-b9OHJoEsha

  7. RightIn46AndTwo Avatar

    When I first started dating my ex, and before we started sleeping together, he fell asleep on my couch. I covered him with a blanket and went to bed. He thought it was such a sweet thing to do. I thought it was just good manners. We dated for almost 6 years. We broke up but we’re still good friends.

  8. SurlyNurly Avatar

    Let’s raise our sons better. <3

  9. 000000564 Avatar

    This bit from Carlin resonated with me and still so depressingly accurate 
    https://youtu.be/xgeLpFTNn8g?si=_fVSYQSUNWFTm1yh

  10. LabialTreeHug Avatar

    I’m visiting my grandma this week and the first day here I took a nap on the couch uncovered since it was warm outside.

    I awoke with a blanket over me.

  11. fibro_witch Avatar

    My cat demands I put a sheet over her before she falls asleep. I have to put a pillow case over her or crawl under the covers with her.

  12. HowlingWolven Avatar

    Carlin’s sense of humour was crude and (more than a little) borderline offensive, but I found it genuinely insightful and funny. He poked fun at everyone equally and knew exactly where to draw the line and how much to push it.

  13. BitchfulThinking Avatar

    I wonder if this is why I feel so much satisfaction from making blankets 🤔

    (continues crocheting for self)

  14. Bucolic_Hand Avatar

    Our Carlin is Bill Burr. He toes the line enough to appeal to menfolk. But he is very awake. On the “right” side of things. Opens minds through humor. They are rare. But we do have one.

  15. MountainPlanet Avatar

    Sorry, I have watched a lot of carlin, but I can’t place that one.  Could you point us in the right direction?  Thanks!