If you had to be killed, what’s your preferred method? What’s the worst?

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If you had to be killed, what’s your preferred method? What’s the worst?

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  1. Dead_Henry Avatar

    Old age please.

  2. CrystalSplicer Avatar

    heat death of the universe.

    they’ll have to find a way to keep me alive until the literal collapse of life as we know it.

  3. Ok_Ball5877 Avatar

    Death by snu snu

  4. ed2727 Avatar

    Airplane crash. Explode into the AFTERLIFE w/ a bang!

  5. Dragosal Avatar

    A bullet to the head

  6. crimsonavenger77 Avatar

    Something quick and clean would be best. Worst would be slow, crushed, trapped, or burned.

    Knowing my luck, it would be something embarrassing and make it into the local paper. “James shit himself to death while wearing a raptor costume” or something else daft.

  7. klc81 Avatar

    Morphine overdose.

  8. One_Economist_3761 Avatar

    Suffocation by motor boating.

  9. aja_ramirez Avatar

    Apparently the worst method to dying (by a mile) is to be skinned alive

  10. Riakrus Avatar

    snu snu, also snu snu

  11. Vivid-Kitchen1917 Avatar

    Being burned alive always looked pretty shitty of a way to go. High caliber bullet to the head seems pretty fast. Assuming the shot lines up.

  12. SewerSlidalThot Avatar

    Suffocation between the ass cheeks of a hot goth girl.

  13. InsightJ15 Avatar

    Anything in my sleep.

    Worst has to be drowning or being in a fire.

  14. totakebyforce Avatar

    Preferred would probably be lethal injection with something other than midazolam, carbon monoxide poisoning, or being at the epicenter of a nuclear bomb. Worst would be breaking on the wheel or impalement.

  15. 216_412_70 Avatar

    Bullet to the brain… lights out.

  16. Doc_Jon Avatar

    Best? Massive brain aneurysm with instant death.

    Worst? Driving behind a logging truck when a chain breaks and a log goes through your windshield. Or Alzheimer’s disease…fuck Alzheimer’s

  17. IrregularBastard Avatar

    Fill the room with inert gas.

    Worst would be drowning or fire.

  18. Articulationized Avatar

    1v1 fight with a bear allowing my kids to safely escape.

  19. Guypussy Avatar

    Totally cool, Reddit-approved question to ask in this sub.

  20. Historical-Pen-7484 Avatar

    I will propably go with morphine injection as the preferred method, and starvation as least favourite.

  21. ZZoMBiEXIII Avatar

    Hail of gunfire. Obviously.

  22. icemage27 Avatar

    Best: Snu-Snu

    Worst: Being upside down for 27 Hours (Think Nutty Putty Cave)

  23. 4lfred Avatar

    Preferred: anything sudden enough to not feel pain.

    Worst: I have an unreasonable fear of being in a vehicle that veers off the road into a large body of water, especially at night.

  24. butt_soap Avatar

    A nuke right on me

  25. nim_opet Avatar

    MAID capsules like in Switzerland.

  26. Grouchy-Cell-2425 Avatar

    Preferred would be death by snu snu and worst would be stabbed or other slow method of death by a friend

  27. bagado Avatar

    Well there’s two answers for this. One would be quick and painless, gun shot to the head, immediate impact in a car crash, etc.

    answer number two is after a great battle I drag my heavily damaged body to the side of a mountain and watch the sun gown down as I take my final breath knowing that I had done everything I could to protect the people I care about. Think Arthur Morgan

  28. KinkyMillennial Avatar

    Sacrificing myself knowing that my loved ones would be safe because of it.

  29. Wonderful_Belt4626 Avatar

    Killers are cheap here in Thailand, if I knew I had a terminal illness, arranging a hit man through a third party to knock me off at a random time, one shot in the back of the head.
    Worse would be to linger and not be able physically to kill yourself, feeling life drain that little bit more each day whilst staring at a wall….

  30. Cheeto717 Avatar

    Death in glorious battle

  31. nnamdrep Avatar

    Lightning strike. It’s over in a flash.

  32. the99percent1 Avatar

    Preferred way would be implosion similar to what those dudes in the titan experienced. Lights out even faster than light.

    Worst way? If you’ve been on the darker parts of the web before, there’s a video of a Mexican drug dealer flaying a dude alive while uptown funk is playing in the background. The poor sucker is being kept alive with adrenaline injections. And once his skin been literally pulled from his skull, some dude can be heard saying “just finish him already.” And they slice his throat and you can hear him gurgling all the way through..

    Freaking Mexican drug dealers man. Don’t ever mess with them. It’s so gruesome that even ChatGPT won’t even explain it.

  33. FunBlake Avatar

    Best would probably be shotgun to back of head, instant lights out. Worst, slowing being suffocated or burned 🔥

  34. GC_Aus_Brad Avatar

    Lethal injection is best. Slow dismemberment would be the worst.

  35. GaryInTheAnus Avatar

    death by old age sounds nice. death by drowning sounds not nice. i always think of the slave ships heading to the US where theyd tie a cannonball to their leg and throw them overboard in the middle of the ocean. middle of the dark ocean careening downwards into your watery grave…

  36. Alternative-Tree3170 Avatar

    Suffocating under her over my face doesn’t sound too bad
    Falling off a boat at sea whether the ocean or what’s IN it takes you seems pretty bad

  37. flashesfromtheredsun Avatar

    Burned to death worst, heart attack at the end of a 50 girl reverse gang bang best

  38. Nethiar Avatar

    Ideally in a taffy factory explosion. Worst would be massive radiation poisoning to the point my body basically melts away.

    Most likely I’ll get some sort of debilitating disease where my body and mind slowly rot away painfully over several years. Then when I’m at death’s door the last thing I’ll see is the doctor burst through the door saying “Good news! We found a cu…” just as my consciousness fades away.

  39. Texas_Kimchi Avatar

    Heroin overdose. Get that massive, amazing, euphoric rush, nod off, and wake up in heaven!

  40. bubonis Avatar

    Whatever way results in me saving another person’s life.

  41. nuukland Avatar

    Best? Instantly in a nuclear strike between the East and the West.

    Worst? Surviving a nuclear strike between the East and the West.

  42. guaip Avatar

    My guess is there is nothing better than Assisted s#icid# (don’t want to trigger any bots). I hope to have at least the option if I reach an old age and my health has reached a point of no return in quality of life.

  43. dr_xenon Avatar

    Old age and old age.

  44. Noe_b0dy Avatar

    Dope death -firing squad

    Shit death – Bumblebee Tuna canning Incident

  45. Khancer Avatar

    I think like a morphine OD. Go out on cloud 9. As for the worst, I remember listening to audio of a phone call of a girl, I believe in Europe somewhere, talking to her mother as a bear is eating her. I think I’d rather not go that way.

  46. PraetorianXVIII Avatar

    I don’t know the best, but the worst would be that dude who got stuck in that cave upside down in Utah. Just thinking about it makes me anxious, and I don’t have anxiety.

  47. ivar-the-bonefull Avatar

    Being forced to only breathe helium seems to be the absolute most painless way to go.

    Acute radiation poisoning on the other hand…

  48. Homely_Bonfire Avatar

    This reads like a dystopia fiction government that has created the concept of “democratic genocide”, let em vote how we get them XD

  49. Holeshot75 Avatar

    In an enclosed garage with a running car. Preferably while drunk and or high.

    No mess no fuss no pain.

    Worst?

    Fire ant or wasp swarm.

  50. Nirvana_lama Avatar

    Death by truck kun so that I get isekaied. Worst is probably uh helplessly dying of old age after living for 100 years while being unable to move while suffering from amnesia with bouts of remembrance.

  51. capt-yossarius Avatar

    Let a liter of Macallan 18 and an entire pen of insulin fight it out in my bloodstream.

  52. the40thieves Avatar

    Warm in my bed. With a belly full of wine and a beautiful woman’s mouth around my cock.

    The worst?

    Probably the ending of I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

  53. RoughRoughRoof Avatar

    I don’t want to know when it’s going to happen, but at a good old age… walking around the town… minding my own business and then BAM. Sniper on a far away building.

    Worst… anything slow and super painful. I would say being dragged down in the ocean by a shark.

  54. eyewave Avatar

    best: clean shot by sniper

    worst: anything that’s painful and long. like a beating by some thugs

  55. indictmentofhumanity Avatar

    I hear nitrogen gas tricks the brain into not triggering the suffocation panic.

  56. Such-Let8449 Avatar

    Isn’t there only one answer to this for men? Dying protecting those I love, how it happens won’t matter.

  57. JediBlight Avatar

    ‘At the age of 80, in my own bed, with a girls mouth around my…’

    Worst, shark. For so many reasons.

  58. slimpickens Avatar

    I wouldn’t want to know that I had to be killed and would want a bullet to the back of the head so I didn’t even see the shooter.