Something quick and clean would be best. Worst would be slow, crushed, trapped, or burned.
Knowing my luck, it would be something embarrassing and make it into the local paper. “James shit himself to death while wearing a raptor costume” or something else daft.
Preferred would probably be lethal injection with something other than midazolam, carbon monoxide poisoning, or being at the epicenter of a nuclear bomb. Worst would be breaking on the wheel or impalement.
Well there’s two answers for this. One would be quick and painless, gun shot to the head, immediate impact in a car crash, etc.
answer number two is after a great battle I drag my heavily damaged body to the side of a mountain and watch the sun gown down as I take my final breath knowing that I had done everything I could to protect the people I care about. Think Arthur Morgan
Killers are cheap here in Thailand, if I knew I had a terminal illness, arranging a hit man through a third party to knock me off at a random time, one shot in the back of the head.
Worse would be to linger and not be able physically to kill yourself, feeling life drain that little bit more each day whilst staring at a wall….
Preferred way would be implosion similar to what those dudes in the titan experienced. Lights out even faster than light.
Worst way? If you’ve been on the darker parts of the web before, there’s a video of a Mexican drug dealer flaying a dude alive while uptown funk is playing in the background. The poor sucker is being kept alive with adrenaline injections. And once his skin been literally pulled from his skull, some dude can be heard saying “just finish him already.” And they slice his throat and you can hear him gurgling all the way through..
Freaking Mexican drug dealers man. Don’t ever mess with them. It’s so gruesome that even ChatGPT won’t even explain it.
death by old age sounds nice. death by drowning sounds not nice. i always think of the slave ships heading to the US where theyd tie a cannonball to their leg and throw them overboard in the middle of the ocean. middle of the dark ocean careening downwards into your watery grave…
Ideally in a taffy factory explosion. Worst would be massive radiation poisoning to the point my body basically melts away.
Most likely I’ll get some sort of debilitating disease where my body and mind slowly rot away painfully over several years. Then when I’m at death’s door the last thing I’ll see is the doctor burst through the door saying “Good news! We found a cu…” just as my consciousness fades away.
My guess is there is nothing better than Assisted s#icid# (don’t want to trigger any bots). I hope to have at least the option if I reach an old age and my health has reached a point of no return in quality of life.
I think like a morphine OD. Go out on cloud 9. As for the worst, I remember listening to audio of a phone call of a girl, I believe in Europe somewhere, talking to her mother as a bear is eating her. I think I’d rather not go that way.
I don’t know the best, but the worst would be that dude who got stuck in that cave upside down in Utah. Just thinking about it makes me anxious, and I don’t have anxiety.
Death by truck kun so that I get isekaied. Worst is probably uh helplessly dying of old age after living for 100 years while being unable to move while suffering from amnesia with bouts of remembrance.
I don’t want to know when it’s going to happen, but at a good old age… walking around the town… minding my own business and then BAM. Sniper on a far away building.
Worst… anything slow and super painful. I would say being dragged down in the ocean by a shark.
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Old age please.
heat death of the universe.
they’ll have to find a way to keep me alive until the literal collapse of life as we know it.
Death by snu snu
Airplane crash. Explode into the AFTERLIFE w/ a bang!
A bullet to the head
Something quick and clean would be best. Worst would be slow, crushed, trapped, or burned.
Knowing my luck, it would be something embarrassing and make it into the local paper. “James shit himself to death while wearing a raptor costume” or something else daft.
Morphine overdose.
Suffocation by motor boating.
Apparently the worst method to dying (by a mile) is to be skinned alive
snu snu, also snu snu
Being burned alive always looked pretty shitty of a way to go. High caliber bullet to the head seems pretty fast. Assuming the shot lines up.
Suffocation between the ass cheeks of a hot goth girl.
Anything in my sleep.
Worst has to be drowning or being in a fire.
Preferred would probably be lethal injection with something other than midazolam, carbon monoxide poisoning, or being at the epicenter of a nuclear bomb. Worst would be breaking on the wheel or impalement.
Bullet to the brain… lights out.
Best? Massive brain aneurysm with instant death.
Worst? Driving behind a logging truck when a chain breaks and a log goes through your windshield. Or Alzheimer’s disease…fuck Alzheimer’s
Fill the room with inert gas.
Worst would be drowning or fire.
1v1 fight with a bear allowing my kids to safely escape.
Totally cool, Reddit-approved question to ask in this sub.
I will propably go with morphine injection as the preferred method, and starvation as least favourite.
Hail of gunfire. Obviously.
Best: Snu-Snu
Worst: Being upside down for 27 Hours (Think Nutty Putty Cave)
Preferred: anything sudden enough to not feel pain.
Worst: I have an unreasonable fear of being in a vehicle that veers off the road into a large body of water, especially at night.
A nuke right on me
Gunfight
MAID capsules like in Switzerland.
Preferred would be death by snu snu and worst would be stabbed or other slow method of death by a friend
Well there’s two answers for this. One would be quick and painless, gun shot to the head, immediate impact in a car crash, etc.
answer number two is after a great battle I drag my heavily damaged body to the side of a mountain and watch the sun gown down as I take my final breath knowing that I had done everything I could to protect the people I care about. Think Arthur Morgan
Sacrificing myself knowing that my loved ones would be safe because of it.
Killers are cheap here in Thailand, if I knew I had a terminal illness, arranging a hit man through a third party to knock me off at a random time, one shot in the back of the head.
Worse would be to linger and not be able physically to kill yourself, feeling life drain that little bit more each day whilst staring at a wall….
Death in glorious battle
Lightning strike. It’s over in a flash.
Preferred way would be implosion similar to what those dudes in the titan experienced. Lights out even faster than light.
Worst way? If you’ve been on the darker parts of the web before, there’s a video of a Mexican drug dealer flaying a dude alive while uptown funk is playing in the background. The poor sucker is being kept alive with adrenaline injections. And once his skin been literally pulled from his skull, some dude can be heard saying “just finish him already.” And they slice his throat and you can hear him gurgling all the way through..
Freaking Mexican drug dealers man. Don’t ever mess with them. It’s so gruesome that even ChatGPT won’t even explain it.
Best would probably be shotgun to back of head, instant lights out. Worst, slowing being suffocated or burned 🔥
Headshot
Lethal injection is best. Slow dismemberment would be the worst.
death by old age sounds nice. death by drowning sounds not nice. i always think of the slave ships heading to the US where theyd tie a cannonball to their leg and throw them overboard in the middle of the ocean. middle of the dark ocean careening downwards into your watery grave…
Suffocating under her over my face doesn’t sound too bad
Falling off a boat at sea whether the ocean or what’s IN it takes you seems pretty bad
Burned to death worst, heart attack at the end of a 50 girl reverse gang bang best
Ideally in a taffy factory explosion. Worst would be massive radiation poisoning to the point my body basically melts away.
Most likely I’ll get some sort of debilitating disease where my body and mind slowly rot away painfully over several years. Then when I’m at death’s door the last thing I’ll see is the doctor burst through the door saying “Good news! We found a cu…” just as my consciousness fades away.
Heroin overdose. Get that massive, amazing, euphoric rush, nod off, and wake up in heaven!
Whatever way results in me saving another person’s life.
Best? Instantly in a nuclear strike between the East and the West.
Worst? Surviving a nuclear strike between the East and the West.
My guess is there is nothing better than Assisted s#icid# (don’t want to trigger any bots). I hope to have at least the option if I reach an old age and my health has reached a point of no return in quality of life.
Old age and old age.
Dope death -firing squad
Shit death – Bumblebee Tuna canning Incident
I think like a morphine OD. Go out on cloud 9. As for the worst, I remember listening to audio of a phone call of a girl, I believe in Europe somewhere, talking to her mother as a bear is eating her. I think I’d rather not go that way.
I don’t know the best, but the worst would be that dude who got stuck in that cave upside down in Utah. Just thinking about it makes me anxious, and I don’t have anxiety.
Drug overdose
Being forced to only breathe helium seems to be the absolute most painless way to go.
Acute radiation poisoning on the other hand…
This reads like a dystopia fiction government that has created the concept of “democratic genocide”, let em vote how we get them XD
In an enclosed garage with a running car. Preferably while drunk and or high.
No mess no fuss no pain.
Worst?
Fire ant or wasp swarm.
Death by truck kun so that I get isekaied. Worst is probably uh helplessly dying of old age after living for 100 years while being unable to move while suffering from amnesia with bouts of remembrance.
Let a liter of Macallan 18 and an entire pen of insulin fight it out in my bloodstream.
Warm in my bed. With a belly full of wine and a beautiful woman’s mouth around my cock.
The worst?
Probably the ending of I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream
I don’t want to know when it’s going to happen, but at a good old age… walking around the town… minding my own business and then BAM. Sniper on a far away building.
Worst… anything slow and super painful. I would say being dragged down in the ocean by a shark.
best: clean shot by sniper
worst: anything that’s painful and long. like a beating by some thugs
I hear nitrogen gas tricks the brain into not triggering the suffocation panic.
Isn’t there only one answer to this for men? Dying protecting those I love, how it happens won’t matter.
‘At the age of 80, in my own bed, with a girls mouth around my…’
Worst, shark. For so many reasons.
I wouldn’t want to know that I had to be killed and would want a bullet to the back of the head so I didn’t even see the shooter.