How long are you lasting?
*Does not include: hiccups, coughing, grunting, sneezing, swallowing,breathing, and other noises that are absolutely essential to remaining alive as a human being.
*Yes, other (accidental) noises not listed do count, which includes but is not limited to: screaming and saying “um” or “hmm”.
Edit: As per an individual’s comment, you may choose to be able to make any sound that is <= 10 decibels without dying. Of course, you may ignore this edit.
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Does not include: hiccups, coughing, grunting, sneezing, swallowing,breathing, and other noises that are absolutely essential to remaining alive as a human being.
Yes, other (accidental) noises not listed do count, which includes but is not limited to: screaming and saying “um” or “hmm”.
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At least 3 hours
define “make a sound”. Because a human makes sound lying perfectly still on the floor holding their breath. If the noise floor of the room is low enough you can detect someone’s heartbeat with sensitive enough audio equipment.
If I’m really going for it, maybe a day or two. Sad reality is my hair brained self would probably forget in that time, or just make my “impulse express sounds” ie. whistling, little exclamations, singing, without even trying.
I could probably go 24 hours. 16 if sleep talking counts
Can I fart? Chew loudly? What about the feminine sound of my piss hitting the urinal?
0 seconds
If I’m not with my boyfriend, I could go a day. Maybe.
I think I could last a couple days, maybe 4 at the most? I’m a fairly quiet person.
Does this include footsteps and/or talking? Or stuff that causes noise – like flushing the toilet?
I would last….
(oops, typing that just made me die)
The rest of my life
Easy.
I could last the rest of my life.
Two minutes. Music pumps through my veins.
Good question. I am a quiet person in general. But if I hang around my extroverted friends, I won’t last an hour.
My asthma is bad rn. Going to die immediately.
Pretty long if I don’t interact with any of my pets.
Not long. I’m old. I make souch noise just getting up.
I’m clumsy AF, I’ll be dead within a day
Well about as long as it is between now and when my shift starts I work customer service so have to talk for a living
immediately
A few minutes. The sheer anxiety of the inevitable would make me panic and I’d probably wail cry immediately
Maybe 10 min. It’s habit to talk to my pets. Kids, etc
I’m dead as soon as I go to sleep. I snore very loudly.
i have tourettes, i’m cooked.
A few seconds. I have a chronic cough and sinus problems, on top of the pain and fatigue.
WHAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU IT’S TOO DARK IN HERE!
How much money am i making per hour?
I mean… with that edit pretty long. just get a megaphone and you life is pretty much not impacted. Without? I wouldnt see the point in living like that
Is this just me or a quiet place type deal