If you stand naked with your penis erect in a jungle, will you get bit by mosquitoes on the penis more than the rest of your body, since blood pools in that area?

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If you stand naked with your penis erect in a jungle, will you get bit by mosquitoes on the penis more than the rest of your body, since blood pools in that area?

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  1. curvvvylady Avatar

    No this isnt some weird fetish thing I have either before people start lol

  2. BrewertonFats Avatar

    You probably won’t because I’ve heard it’s too small of a target.

  3. Gabyfest234 Avatar

    In my case, the mosquitoes would cower in respect and fear of the majestic thing they are witnessing.

  4. Bingo_Swaggins Avatar

    Imagine the itch after all those bites, fappaton

  5. getnooo Avatar

    Dude, i wish i had as much free time as you have.

  6. Cute-Kiwi-Boy Avatar

    Well no they can get a lot of blood from any veins they care more for easily accessible and also they don’t study where blood pools in the human body.

  7. Chance_Chair_7562 Avatar

    “what would happen if we used 100% of our brains”

  8. Complex_Package_2394 Avatar

    Yes you would, they gravitate towards warmer body parts

  9. touchmemauve Avatar

    I would assume no as they have no sense of the amount of blood in places, rather a sense of blood in general. But I am wondering how many of them have bitten you to worry about your genitals so much…is it…okay…

  10. BarComprehensive7249 Avatar

    Maybe this is one for the mythbusters?

  11. Tennis_Proper Avatar

    I’ve been naked in Mexico and not been bitten on the penis by anything, so I’m going with ‘no’.

  12. Raccoondere Avatar

    I like the way you think

  13. JustSimple97 Avatar

    Don’t bite me or I’ll cum

  14. Raskreian Avatar

    But it would be hilarious.

  15. Space19723103 Avatar

    mosquitoes are attracted to the smell of your breath (CO2) ,if your ‘target’ isn’t too small it’ll probably be moving about (jiggle physics) too much for their liking

  16. TowelJammer Avatar

    I grew up In a jungle and this is a thing, despite my protestations that I was just swatting mosquitos while reading an article in Playboy as a teenager. My parents didn’t buy it and I was grounded for a month.

  17. irrelaventchapstick Avatar

    I guess that’s one way to get your dick sucked…

  18. kidanokun Avatar

    Might have risk got getting bitten by a snake in night tho

  19. PowermanFriendship Avatar

    Nothing to add here but brilliant use of this sub. +1

  20. Additional_Beyond648 Avatar

    I’ll let you know

  21. dbod86 Avatar

    There’s only one way to find out. Godspeed.

  22. RageQuitRedux Avatar

    This is why mosquitos are constantly attacking my brain

  23. xoexohexox Avatar

    What they’re attracted to isn’t blood, it’s the carbon dioxide that you exhale.

  24. Silverbanner Avatar

    Take one for the team and do some field research, OP.