If you take a human head and shake it rapidly & violently for hours on end, is it possible to turn the brain into something like milkshake?

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If you take a human head and shake it rapidly & violently for hours on end, is it possible to turn the brain into something like milkshake?

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  1. fostde18 Avatar

    What an interesting question. I too will await for an answer.

  2. 69_Dingleberry Avatar

    I’m assuming yes, the brain would get small tears that would turn into big tears, eventually ripping apart the brain into smaller and smaller chunks, mixing with the cerebrospinal fluid and creating a sludge. Although, I don’t think there is any air in the skull cavity, so maybe it would be harder to shake up without any empty space

  3. that-1-chick-u-know Avatar

    I would think eventually, yeah. But you would turn the owner of the head into a corpse way before that happened.

  4. zaalqartveli Avatar

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    He’ll be Allright.

  5. Over9000Zeros Avatar

    Sounds like a question for international waters

  6. Azrael_The_Reaper Avatar

    Honestly I don’t think so. Because the process of making milkshakes is crushing and blending the ingredients together until it’s slushy. What’ll happen instead is just the equivalent of putting a wet bed comforter in an angry dryer.

  7. SmegmaSandwich69420 Avatar

    I think a better way would be to take the top of someone’s skull off, sort of Ray Liotta in Hanmibal style, but instead of a spoon you use a little hand held electric whisk.

  8. Elle12881 Avatar

    I would think it would depend on the level of decay. If it’s fresh, it would probably take forever to get the brain matter to liquefy. Maybe putting it in the dryer overnight would do the trick. 😆

    Not speaking from experience. Just a guess. 😆

  9. Blibbobletto Avatar

    I’ve heard that human brains have the consistency of like jello or pudding, so I’m willing to bet you could get a pretty decent frappe going

  10. southernseas52 Avatar

    This would happen to anything in the universe if it was contained inside another, harder object, if you shook it long enough and hard enough.

  11. SoftwareDifficult186 Avatar

    You might end up with a kind of sludge from damaged brain tissue and CSF, but you wouldn’t get a true milkshake consistency unless you broke the skull open, removed the brain and used an actual blender.

    In short: yes-ish in theory, but no in practical reality

  12. OldERnurse1964 Avatar

    Google Shaken Baby Syndrome

  13. ninthhellcircle Avatar

    I doubt it’ll happen that fast or get liquefied like milkshake. Brains are enclosed tight enough in skulls but occasional bumping would hurt. A dead person/severed head won’t obviously feel it so although milkshaking one’s brain is difficult, it’s not entirely impossible.

    Damn right, it’s better than yours. 

  14. ConfidenceAgitated16 Avatar

    Muhammad Ali is a good example of what kind of brain damage you might end up with

  15. Donutbill Avatar

    There’s only one way to find out!

  16. Away-Ad-8053 Avatar

    Well it depends, is it a newborn, or a adult human? I don’t see it really possible on a adult head, unless you have one of those paint shaking machines and you’ve already removed the head from the body It just depends on a bunch of variables. But a newborn yeah. And I would still recommend removing the head and using a commercial paint shaking machine, That would just be exhausting trying to do it manually.

  17. missshrimptoast Avatar

    All I can picture is a human head in a paint mixer. Presumably the contents would be more liquid than not afterwards

  18. Elvarien2 Avatar

    Shake hard enough, sure. I’m not sure what would stop this from happening that can’t be overcome with enough force.

  19. Fur-iendly Avatar

    This is a question I never thought I’d be curious for what the answer is.

  20. pnw-techie Avatar

    Not enough chocolate, sorry

  21. Necessary-Tadpole-45 Avatar

    Shaken baby syndrome is a real thing.

  22. weezerfreezer Avatar

    Another question would be—How would the brain taste if it was in slush-form??

  23. bertzie Avatar

    No. Given the size and weight of a human head, no person has the strength and endurance to shake it fast enough for long enough to do so.

    The average human head weighs somewhere in the neighborhood of 10lbs. Shaking that for hours on end just isn’t really feasible.

    Just get a blender, it’s much easier.