If you were a woman for a week, what would you do?

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If you were a woman for a week, what would you do?

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  1. -BOOST- Avatar

    finger blast myself alot

  2. bored_ginger1 Avatar

    I’d see how easy it is to get a bf (I think it’s so much easier for women)

  3. RoughTricky1 Avatar

    Hookup with a guy to see how it feels for a girl

  4. DreadfulRauw Avatar

    “Hey. Boss, I’m gonna need a week off… yeah, spontaneous week long gender swap, you know how it goes.”

  5. Dazmorg Avatar

    A lot of it depends on how old, what I look like, and if I still need take care of the same kids during that week or not. My work calls may be awkward.

  6. 1Wiseguy999 Avatar

    Do some lesbian porn and rack in some dough

  7. Sea_Appointment8408 Avatar

    This question gets asked at least every three days lol

  8. AdventurousHost484 Avatar

    Experience multiple orgasms. So basically masturbate all day everyday the entire week

  9. bellerose59 Avatar

    Go out in the hottest outfit I’ve ever worn and see what women go through daily for a week straight

  10. Kashrul Avatar

    Most likely enjoyed priveleges.

  11. Slow_Importance_9930 Avatar

    I’d climb on a pole at the local strip club and make some DOLLAH BILLS yo!!!

  12. 0ut_0f_st0ck Avatar

    Work from home for a week

  13. beardedshad2 Avatar

    Breast milk fights

  14. Sustainable_Twat Avatar

    Give myself orgasms

    And a lot of them

  15. Deez_Nuts_2431 Avatar

    Masturbate to climax for sure, always been curious what the other sides sensations, parts and equipment feels like.

  16. Unique-Elk4092 Avatar

    Masturbate, hang my boobs, touch all my body

  17. Ocura Avatar

    I am just going to sit back and laugh at whichever of you poor things gets “that week” instead.

  18. Fenix-Ashes Avatar

    I would go to a nightclub to see how you experience those places

  19. MrWiggleBritches Avatar

    Make my husband a sammich!

  20. subjecttoterms Avatar

    Only fans and make money

  21. pktechboi Avatar

    god that would be annoying, you mean I have to transition all over again?!

  22. Connect_Computer_315 Avatar

    Go to sleep until the week was up…just saying.

  23. PipingTheTobak Avatar

    Wait to the last day or so and murder a few people, leave some DNA evidence, then quietly disappear into a completely different genetic structure 

  24. all-names-takenn Avatar

    Ttry and get knocked up by someone rich, have a very confusing C-section operation 9 months later and pray for child support.

    Honorable mention: commit crimes and leave lots of DNA evidence knowing it won’t match mine by the time it matters.

  25. No-Self767 Avatar

    I think we all know what we’d be doing for that week.

  26. Rare-Illustrator-689 Avatar
  27. TheGreatPina Avatar

    Well, play with myself until my fingers ache and then for 2 more hours, of course.

  28. mrkpxx Avatar

    Give birth to a child.

  29. THEpeterafro Avatar

    Try on the cool looking feminine clothes without it looking weird at the changing room.

  30. Conscious_Rich_957 Avatar

    From what I can tell – I’d be inexplicably compelled to immediately take a bunch of pictures of me not smiling to post on AmIUgly and ask people to validate me 🤔

  31. Kinrest Avatar

    My wife and I would probably have some new kinds of fun. 😁

  32. _pm_ur_tit_pics_pls_ Avatar

    Suffer, with my luck the week I get would be the one where I get my period.

  33. slide_into_my_BM Avatar

    Naked jumping jacks in front of a mirror

  34. Vegasbutlr77 Avatar

    Enjoy a week of entitlement with zero accountability

  35. Bird_the_Impaler Avatar

    Ask this same question for the 347th time

  36. SeeYouOn16 Avatar

    Live a practically consequence free week without any accountability?

    Probably just try to get free drinks and take see how easy it is to get idiot guys who will practically hand over their wallet to a decent looking girl who bats her eye lashes at him.

  37. Coidzor Avatar

    Other than documenting the overall experience of being in a female body, the main thing of interest would be sex with a woman as a woman.

    I suppose I’d also find out if being a woman suddenly made me crave really hot showers or if it was more that my tolerance for hot water would increase so I could more comfortably take really hot showers.

  38. Expensive-Track4002 Avatar

    I wouldn’t get a boyfriend, but I would get a girlfriend.

  39. XGNFewestBoss Avatar

    Show my butt hole for money

  40. Aggressive-Gate5754 Avatar

    Definitely gonna go film some lesbian porn. Stack up that money!

  41. dulcedolor4 Avatar

    Cover myself and stay at home and talk to no one but when I do go out I’d make sure I brought some sort of weapon for protection

  42. Outrageous-Meal-7068 Avatar

    Mope around while waiting until I could get back to being a man. 😂

  43. BlackAsphaltRider Avatar

    Set up an only fans and spend all 7 days racking in cash, making sure to link it to my bank account.

  44. Quietus76 Avatar

    First, multiple orgasms with my wife. I want to know everything about what its like to have sex as a woman, for research purposes.

    My new knowledge will be used against her as soon as I get my dick back.

    Then, probably the same shit I do every day. Go to work, work on my project car, hang out with my wife and watch TV.

  45. theflamingskull Avatar

    Jump off a building. There are perks, but being a woman sounds physically unpleasant.

  46. ghostpoo4u Avatar

    I’d go find myself a spin cycle.

  47. BillyButtcher Avatar

    Too long. A day would be better.

  48. graemo72 Avatar

    Experience social media very differently.

  49. horstdetwiler Avatar

    So many Louboutins.

  50. Deep-Youth5783 Avatar

    Gently guide other women to other posts on this sub-reddit to show how often this question (or some variant of it) gets asked.

  51. Suppi_LL Avatar

    Trying out woman clothing and dolling myself and trying to look cute/sexy. If I feel like it even maybe try how easy it is to grab attention. Because I’m confident that with my current man knowledge I could become a decent pretty woman.

  52. LeavHouse Avatar

    Honestly, probably try to hook up with another woman. Like many men, I’m fascinated by women’s experience of sex, which is something I can’t feel firsthand. Woman and not man because (1) I’m assuming I still like girls and (2) causal sex with a man as a woman seems scary. Too many stories.

    If I could find a physically safe place to do it, I’d dress in something attractive but not revealing to see what it’s like to just walk around in public as a woman.

  53. PaddywackShaq Avatar

    Try and make as much money through porn and maybe even escorting as I possibly can

  54. Background_Relief_36 Avatar

    Probably be incredibly confused and go to the hospital to figure out where my dick went.

  55. Driftlessfshr Avatar

    I can tell you that after that experience, the women in their lives will be a lot happier

  56. NorthernAphid Avatar

    Go find me and fuck me