If you were made in to an action figure, what accessories would you come with?

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If you were made in to an action figure, what accessories would you come with?

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  1. High-life32 Avatar

    Disappointment and root beer

  2. BestCupOfCovfefe Avatar

    A guitar, a cup of coffee, and an existential crisis.

  3. LongDistRid3r Avatar

    A glass cat bong. Happy kitty.

  4. AuthenticTruther Avatar

    A hunting knife, a backpack, and a hammer.

  5. gaurddog Avatar

    My cock out and a loaded revolver

  6. SquirrelNormal Avatar

    Fifth of whisky, an old .38, and one cartridge.

  7. mule_roany_mare Avatar

    death grip

    It’s like the kung fu grip but thankfully far less deadly.

  8. dang_bro775 Avatar

    Cat, gunpla kit, video game controller, kung-fu grip

  9. THC_UinHELL Avatar

    Removable hat, joint, and a comic book. Hockey stick sold separately

  10. jairom Avatar

    DR PEPPER AND DEL TACO

  11. i_heart_blondes Avatar

    phone, wallet, keys with a flashlight, handgun

  12. twisted_stepsister Avatar

    a torpedo bat and lube

  13. Super_Chicken22 Avatar

    A 12″ shlong. Sold separately.

  14. TheDukeofArgyll Avatar

    Insulin pump and CGM

  15. Euphoric-Bar-1619 Avatar

    Firearms that are restricted by law of the united states

  16. tepid_fuzz Avatar

    Boring working guns, lower back pain, and a value pack of Omeprazole.