If you were to run for public office, what would your campaign slogan be?

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If you were to run for public office, what would your campaign slogan be?

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  1. RickyRacer2020 Avatar

    Nachos for everyone 

  2. 5ft6manlet Avatar

    Assuming I’m not some rich bitch bastard who’s out of touch with the common Joe, it’d be “For the people, by the people”.

  3. asleepbydawn Avatar

    Yabba Dabba Doo!!!!

  4. justaheatattack Avatar

    Can’t someone ELSE do it?

  5. Mr_Auric_Goldfinger Avatar

    “All the other politicians are getting rich, why not me?”

  6. MeandJohnWoo Avatar

    DTF. Draining the Fascism. Or Filibuster.

  7. loveisawattlefield Avatar

    “It couldn’t possibly get worse”

  8. OhTheHueManatee Avatar

    Vote for me or regret it in a more interesting timeline.

  9. Impressive-Floor-700 Avatar

    Vote for me, nobody in my family owns a car dealership.

    The current mayor’s brother owns a Chrysler, Ram dealership, the contract to purchase city/county vehicles has been broke with Ford to buy vehicles from his brother at a higher price, there is some poop about to hit the fan.

  10. AgeSilly6455 Avatar

    Coming soon.

    (Wink)

  11. 0ut_0f_st0ck Avatar

    Fuck the other guy, and his wife.

  12. -BOOST- Avatar

    I literally don’t want to be here which will guarantee I do things as quickly as possible.

  13. Separate-Breakfast18 Avatar

    Do Pray for America, Du Pré for Governor/President.

  14. Objective-District39 Avatar

    Don’t vote for me