A practical assessment of how their bodies actually work.
I’d start on my own and then find a partner so I could feel how sex is like from their perspective.
Panic and wonder what the hell happened overnight. Probably call in sick and hide away for the day until I become a man again because my family, friends and coworkers would be very creeped out too
Wonder why I’d woken up as a woman, tell my wife she would have to bat for the other side until we figured out what had happened, ask my wife for clothing advice.
I would run around public in a sun dress and with no panties so I could feel the breeze… Then go home and play with myself unless I find a quaint corner in a restaurant.
I’d feel very confused and try to understand what happened whilst I was asleep
To the dudes who said they’d naturally wake up, find out they no longer have a cock and just start playing with themselves: you’re probably halfway there right now anyway. You go girl!
Depends so much on the circumstances. Am I in an alternate timeline, where I’ve always been a woman? Did I get abducted by a crazy surgeon? Was it the magic of the druids? Do I know why it happened? Do people close to me know why and how it happened? Am I the same person otherwise that I was before, or did everything else in my life change too? Did all of my ID papers change with me, or I’m just a completely undocumented shadow person now?
If the answer to all of these is “no”, then I’d probably have a panic attack because this situation would be some reality bending bullshit.
Probably have like a mental collapse. There’s not only an absence where my penis was, there’s now also a strange orifice I can insert my fingers into and it will send sensations throughout my body? Where my pecs were I now have gelatinous breast tissue? My hips have widened, my shoulders have got narrower, I’m half as strong as I was, my voice has pitched up, my brain works differently and my feet are half the size?
Yeah. First thing I’m doing in this Kafka-esque nightmare is having a mental breakdown.
Given the fact that I want so bad to be one, I think that the first feeling would definitely be surprise and relief.
I mean, suddenly, you get a strange new body, some assets you spent your life to dream about.
I’d be quite happy but scared at the same time because even if I want to be one, it’s quite strange to wake up in a foreign body. I’d definitely throw my underwear in order to see the thing I dreamt of for so many times : my pussy. Then, I’d play with my boobs for sure (please, let me have some big ones) and then my hair.
After maybe ten minutes of intense playing, I’d wake up in order to get what is really appealing for me as a woman : their height. As a 6′ 1” man, I’d be amazed to see that the world has grown so much suddenly. Then, I’d look for my wallet in order to know if I’m stuck in a dimension where I was born a girl or if I’m still male.
And then I’d gladly go into shower in order to clean myself and mostly my hair.
If my body is anything like my body now, I would be a very unattractive woman. And I would hope that the beard would be gone. If the beard was still there I wouldn’t shave it because you know, it’s only for one day,
If I was what I would consider an attractive woman I would dress rather sexy, but not too revealing, and go out in public just to see how differently I am treated by strangers, both male and female.
One day honestly isn’t much so it wouldn’t give me a lot of opportunity to do things. I would be able to better experience being a woman if I had a week or a month.
Assuming I have the same In shape body I had as a guy but just the female version. I’d prob hoe it up wear short shorts crop tops anything I can use to show off my body. And see how much numbers I could get by the end of the day from men & women.
If I wake up a woman, it’s probably a very urgent thing, like I woke up my mom once before midnight because I forgot to buy supplies for a school project tomorrow
See how many times i could make myself orgasm… then try and get into some lesbian situations. Maybe get some free drinks at a bar. Not looking to get dicked down though.
Hang out with my best friend and start a fight, ruin our day together by bringing up old shit, and then shirking off any accountability by crying and blaming him
Try to not turn suicidal as overwhelming rage consumes my every thought. There’s something about the idea of having a woman’s body that both pisses me off and makes want to kill myself. That day would probably traumatize me for the rest of my life and cause me to spiral back into depression. Fuck that noise, life as a human is only worth living to me if I can live as a man.
I have a feeling that processing all the various anatomical/physiological changes in such a short timespan would actually be very unpleasant. The human body is a rather sophisticated machine, if you go in there and start editing variables, then I could see that manifesting in a good deal of discomfort. I can only imagine that it would take time for your body to process the changes and eventually normalize. I mean, human development is already a rather lengthy process that occurs over a timeline of many years.
So the first thing I’d do is say, “What the feck happened” and then call in sick, and then stay in bed the rest of the day.
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You wake up a woman. What is the first thing you do?
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Run!
Feed her
My wife likes women too, so, I’d wake her up…
A practical assessment of how their bodies actually work.
I’d start on my own and then find a partner so I could feel how sex is like from their perspective.
Same, after waking up first I wear some clothes.
Load up the bar for some heavy hip thrusts at the gym 😂
Squeeze my boobs.
Go drink for free at a bar.
Play with my clit and boobs. Then go do some lesbian stuff.
Experience what it’s like to wear a pretty dress and try make up on.
Panic and wonder what the hell happened overnight. Probably call in sick and hide away for the day until I become a man again because my family, friends and coworkers would be very creeped out too
Gangbang
Wonder why I’d woken up as a woman, tell my wife she would have to bat for the other side until we figured out what had happened, ask my wife for clothing advice.
With my luck, probably start my period.
I would run around public in a sun dress and with no panties so I could feel the breeze… Then go home and play with myself unless I find a quaint corner in a restaurant.
I’d feel very confused and try to understand what happened whilst I was asleep
To the dudes who said they’d naturally wake up, find out they no longer have a cock and just start playing with themselves: you’re probably halfway there right now anyway. You go girl!
most likely get a coffee, and toilet break, because i’m barely functional before that, and i’m not dealing with weird shit before my coffee
Double penetration.
Gotta touch my boobs. Would I be attracted to myself? I can’t get hard though. That would be so weird…
I’m pulling a camera out and taking the easy ticket to get rich while I have got the opportunity 👀
Make a years worth of OF content in a day.
See if women can secretly fly but aren’t telling us
Scream
If I woke up a woman? I’d spend the rest of the day apologizing for waking her up so suddenly. /s
Go back to sleep and hope it’s just a dream.
Train
document the transformation, contact tge closest scientist and discover how magic works to unlock a new field of science: magican
Pray I’m not going to have my period.
Probably should have asked what the second thing we’d do is, OP.
Boobs!!!!
Depends so much on the circumstances. Am I in an alternate timeline, where I’ve always been a woman? Did I get abducted by a crazy surgeon? Was it the magic of the druids? Do I know why it happened? Do people close to me know why and how it happened? Am I the same person otherwise that I was before, or did everything else in my life change too? Did all of my ID papers change with me, or I’m just a completely undocumented shadow person now?
If the answer to all of these is “no”, then I’d probably have a panic attack because this situation would be some reality bending bullshit.
So your teeth are finished, and …
ooh wheres my dick at
Wheres my dick at? Hey HEY
Onlyfans
Probably piss on the floor, not really awake for the 1st one of the day.
Making OnlyFans and milking the cash out of gooners.
I wake up a woman every day. I wake my wife.
Lose balance because all of a sudden I’d have tities.
Same question asked all the time on Reddit. Same answers.
I would try on a thong to see if it’s actually fucking comfortable.
Getting laid will be much easier so gonna try that for sure.
Sleep with men.
Well it’s probably my wife, I’d apologize for waking her up. If it’s the weekend I’d probably go start making breakfast.
Probably have like a mental collapse. There’s not only an absence where my penis was, there’s now also a strange orifice I can insert my fingers into and it will send sensations throughout my body? Where my pecs were I now have gelatinous breast tissue? My hips have widened, my shoulders have got narrower, I’m half as strong as I was, my voice has pitched up, my brain works differently and my feet are half the size?
Yeah. First thing I’m doing in this Kafka-esque nightmare is having a mental breakdown.
Talk to other women and see whether or not this whole “sisterhood” thing they keep going about is actually real
Walk around to see if someone actually will sexually harass me and if they do, punch them in the jaw and see how it goes
Get together with a guy and just straight up tell him how I feel and what I want and see if this changes things for the better
Marry someone and see if my libido will suddenly vanish to figure out what’s the deal with all of the dead bedroom stuff
Try to get a new job and see if I’ll be able to negotiate the same salary as my male coworkers
Will let my single homies hit me
Do I know whether it reverts?
If not, panic.
I have a pact with a friend from college that I’m calling in, not sure she’d believe she’d actually have to make good on it at first though.
The same exact thing I already do which is to palpate my tits.
let the homies hit
I’d grow a penis
go dress shopping
My Mrs would be pretty surprised, TBH.
I would suggest asking in r/egg_irl, you might get some good tips there.
Apologize to all men for.my gender and how crappy we are to men.
I’m not getting out of bed until I’ve hit that squirt button
Have a shit. Like every day.
Maybe not be lesbian for a day
Flick the bean
Live life on easy mode
Check to see if size really does matter
Ask if she is okay and whether she knows how she ended up there.
Myself
Tell her good morning.
Transition again
Take a driving lesson
Try to piss while standing.
It’s just for 1 day?
Either go to my lesbian best friend and enjoy the slippery slide.
Go to a lesbian bar and enjoy some scissoring.
Or go to a sex shop and buy some bad dragons.
I mean.. sex.. sex is the first and only thing I gonna do for 24 hours straight.
I’d text work and say I wasn’t coming in, then spend my morning researching what happened.
*honk*
Hmmm wouldn’t you like to know?!
Go back to sleep
Realistically my attention is going straight to my boobs
you dont wanna know.
Given the fact that I want so bad to be one, I think that the first feeling would definitely be surprise and relief.
I mean, suddenly, you get a strange new body, some assets you spent your life to dream about.
I’d be quite happy but scared at the same time because even if I want to be one, it’s quite strange to wake up in a foreign body. I’d definitely throw my underwear in order to see the thing I dreamt of for so many times : my pussy. Then, I’d play with my boobs for sure (please, let me have some big ones) and then my hair.
After maybe ten minutes of intense playing, I’d wake up in order to get what is really appealing for me as a woman : their height. As a 6′ 1” man, I’d be amazed to see that the world has grown so much suddenly. Then, I’d look for my wallet in order to know if I’m stuck in a dimension where I was born a girl or if I’m still male.
And then I’d gladly go into shower in order to clean myself and mostly my hair.
If my body is anything like my body now, I would be a very unattractive woman. And I would hope that the beard would be gone. If the beard was still there I wouldn’t shave it because you know, it’s only for one day,
If I was what I would consider an attractive woman I would dress rather sexy, but not too revealing, and go out in public just to see how differently I am treated by strangers, both male and female.
One day honestly isn’t much so it wouldn’t give me a lot of opportunity to do things. I would be able to better experience being a woman if I had a week or a month.
Eat a lot of food and see if they actually poop or it is a hoax as widely discussed
Let my virgin homies tap
Assuming I have the same In shape body I had as a guy but just the female version. I’d prob hoe it up wear short shorts crop tops anything I can use to show off my body. And see how much numbers I could get by the end of the day from men & women.
Knowing me, I’ll probably just nod back off ‘cause I’ll be certain I’m still in a dream… 😅
Sleep
My girlfriend would have a blast picking out and making me try on clothes.
She would probably also try to teach me about certain things that are difficult for women to make me understand her troubles in life.
Shave my legs and pits
The dishes.. maybe make some dinner to see if I’m better at those tasks now lol
A cucumber
Queef. Always wished I could fart out of my dick.
Look in the mirror and smile that im ( very probably ) prettier than before.
Get fucked. Both holes.
Make my wife eat my pussy.
Finger myself then try to get layed.
Knowing my fate, end up in heels at a wedding where the toilets are half a mile away.
*stares into the camera* …Brush my hair…
I really want to understand what the fuss is all about. I would check that.
Argument. Now I have a better chance of winning.
Probably buy some slutty lingerie, play with myself, and wear out a vibrator making as much OF content as I could to sell after I changed back.
Rub my clit
If I wake up a woman, it’s probably a very urgent thing, like I woke up my mom once before midnight because I forgot to buy supplies for a school project tomorrow
I’d probably just stay at home all day and play with my own tits.
I would want to talk to the manager.
See just how much I could fit in there, experimenting with larger and larger items.
Play with my new hairy pussy!
Freak the fuck out
As Fred from scooby do once said, “I can look a myself, naked!!”
Make her breakfast in bed.
I’m not that curious
Take pictures of my tootsies and sell them online for a quick buck.
Touch myself.
Multiple orgasms, obviously.
I’d immediately find out what multi orgasms feel like.
Get promoted as much as I can for no other reason than I’m a woman.
hop in the shower and start researching.
Play with myself. Let’s see what this orgasm is all about
Play with boobs and flick the bean.
See what fits
Shave my beard off lol
See how many times i could make myself orgasm… then try and get into some lesbian situations. Maybe get some free drinks at a bar. Not looking to get dicked down though.
Play with my tits.
Probably squeeze them to see if they’re real and then check if my penis is there.
Followed by running to the mirror in shock and asking myself what happened.
And then probably pee go back to bed assuming I was a girl this whole time. And it was probably Mandela effect that I thought I was a guy.
My lawyer adviced me to skip this question
Hang out with my best friend and start a fight, ruin our day together by bringing up old shit, and then shirking off any accountability by crying and blaming him
Hopefully I’d have big breast because I’d play with them for AGES
This is easy.
Most likely complain about everything about me as a man.
I’d bitch about the patriarchy as much as I could and take the time to do every bad thing I’ve ever wanted to without taking any accountability
Either go back to sleep or get out of bed.
Otherwise, use the bathroom or make coffee. Same as I do now.
Flick the bean
Find out what multiple orgasms are like. DP myself
Masterbate
Never wake a sleeping woman.
Have my morning coffee then go poop
Stare at my tits probably.
If I woke up a woman, I’d ask her if she’d like a coffee.
Grab a mirror and inspect my new plumbing.
Jumping jacks.
Touch myself
Try to not turn suicidal as overwhelming rage consumes my every thought. There’s something about the idea of having a woman’s body that both pisses me off and makes want to kill myself. That day would probably traumatize me for the rest of my life and cause me to spiral back into depression. Fuck that noise, life as a human is only worth living to me if I can live as a man.
Give her a hug and a kiss on the neck.
I have a feeling that processing all the various anatomical/physiological changes in such a short timespan would actually be very unpleasant. The human body is a rather sophisticated machine, if you go in there and start editing variables, then I could see that manifesting in a good deal of discomfort. I can only imagine that it would take time for your body to process the changes and eventually normalize. I mean, human development is already a rather lengthy process that occurs over a timeline of many years.
So the first thing I’d do is say, “What the feck happened” and then call in sick, and then stay in bed the rest of the day.