Investor / ‘I work in investing’ – It would help explain how I got the money regardless of if I say im retired… and hopefully cutoff people asking for money thinking I won the powerball
I would still work. So I would just be honest. I can’t possibly imagine how fucking bored i would be without work, it would just give me the freedom to do work I actually want to do. And tell shitty bosses where to shove it.
Consultant, if you feel the need to claim anything but the truth. It is such a vague, meaningless term. If they ask for more detail, throw in some meaningless jargon and and them about themselves.
i consult with my household staff daily on breakfast, lunch and dinner. consult my trainer and my masseuse about what we’re doing that day, then consult with the beach, book, garden, friends, family about whatever the F we want.
I’d tell people I’m a “marine biologist” while I’m really just getting 🌬️ at the beach every day, staring at crabs and seaweed like it’s groundbreaking research
Do you know what I would do? Like HONESTLY would do? I would just save it, and add more to it over the next couple of years. If you won THAT MUCH MONEY, what would be better? Spending it all on a nice house and nice cars, or saving it and just keep adding to it so you can have more in the future? What I mean by adding to it, is putting it in a bank account and not touching it UNLESS YOU PHYSICALLY HAVE TO. You can still buy shit but it’s gonna be from your ALREADY paycheck. When you’re old and gray wouldn’t you want to be able to DO ANYTHING YOU WANT AND ACTUALLY HAVE THE MONEY FOR IT? Or would you want to go back to work in your 60’s 70’s just to afford rent? (Minus taxes)
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I won the lottery, I don’t have to work anymore.
Retired?
I’m an importer/exporter
I won the lottery, I don’t have to work anymore.
I won the lottery, I don’t have to work anymore.
“Oh, I’m retired”.
I’m gonna make up a different bullshit answer each time
Part time butterfly wing collector
I’d say I’m a streamer, because that’s what I’d do to pass the time.
“I’m a kept artist”
Painter
Philanthropist.
Financier
Between jobs
I would say that I run a dog rescue program. It would be true if I had the time and money.
Stock broker. I’d invest the winnings to ensure long-term growth and wealth, so technically not a lie.
Well, I would still be working, so whatever my job was
Stay at home dad
The #1 thing you should never tell people when you win the lottery, is that you won the lottery. Just give absurd answers every time
I’m retired
Annoy people
I say I write books for a living
Sold something to google and signed a NDA
Whatever my hobby was
I’m retired
At my age I’d just say retired. But if I were In my 20’s I would say that I was an investor.
Money manager
Retired
“Lady of leisure”
I’m a professional successful lucky person
Philanthropy
“A little of this, a little of that.”
The same thing I say now: bourgeois layabout
The difference, of course, would be that I would actually be telling the truth if I had won the lottery.
Travel writer
“Vibing”
Professional bourbon tester
Living the dream
“Don’t worry about it. What are you, a cop?”
Same as I am currently saying. Trophy husband.
Investing
I’m retired from society.
I’m so close…about one more year…
Investor / ‘I work in investing’ – It would help explain how I got the money regardless of if I say im retired… and hopefully cutoff people asking for money thinking I won the powerball
Meme coin investor lol
Investor/trader
“That’s classified. “
“I manage my assets.”
“I’m at liberty”
invest invest nalang..
I’d just pay them to go away.
Customer service, they wouldn’t think twice
I am a man of leisure, gentleman adventurer
The founder and CEO of Dildo City, Las Vegas
Work remotely doing insurance audits or customer service. Basically the least interesting job to decrease anymore questions lol.
Stay at home dad and pop-pop.
Volunteer
Independent consultant!
i won the lottery
Sales.
I’m comfortably retired
I’m a PR man
I write the music for being on hold.
I’m a secret shopper
self employed
I write. Once a writer, always a writer.
I just live.
“I’m fortunate to have the time and resources to go to all the UFO conferences I want to.”
I’m a stay at home astronaut.
A little bit of this a little bit of that
I work add a pet rescue
On commision artist, or possibly author. Will be able to explain why I have an open schedule but at the same time having a decent income.
Work does not have to look for me anymore
(Quoting a fish called wanda)
I am into Boats and Hos.
I’m a money manager.
Retired…
Stream video games, because I’d start doing it as a hobby
I own several small businesses
Besides two chicks at the same time?… Nothing. I would sit on my ass and relax. I would do nothing.
I’m a money lender I have fortunes upon fortunes
I may never talk to anyone ever again.
Meme Coordinator
Professional redditor
“This and that”
I’m between jobs.
I sharpen pencils
Benefactor of the Mile High Club.
Stay at home dog mom
Podcast
Waste Management
Crypto bro
Philanthropic scalawag.
🌽 star
Not worried, nobody ever asks
Stay at home cat mom
Private investments
Investor, investing time in myself
Marine biologist.
Retired
None of your damn business
“I’m a clothing designer for bearded dragons” my budget: 2.5 million dollars
I’m just hustling self employed.
I used to be an adventurer, till I took an arrow to the knee. Now I just dabble in finance.
Waste Management.
I’m retired. (I’m 61 years old)
This and that
Fine food advocate
“I’m in between jobs”
Underwater basket wearing inspector
My username.
Iron and Steel.
My wife irons and I steal
Your mom. I would then pursue their mother romantically with my vast wealth, over time creating a harem of moms just for the joke.
Professional grave digger
Low risk, high reward investments worked out well for me.
I would still work. So I would just be honest. I can’t possibly imagine how fucking bored i would be without work, it would just give me the freedom to do work I actually want to do. And tell shitty bosses where to shove it.
Just what I currently do. I have enough knowledge and stories with just enough vagueness to pass it off.
I’m retired
I’d tell them I was a Dolphin trainer!
Gentleman Farmer
Teleporter inventor.
Consultant, if you feel the need to claim anything but the truth. It is such a vague, meaningless term. If they ask for more detail, throw in some meaningless jargon and and them about themselves.
I’d have a million projects and endeavors going on, so I’d talk about those.
Professional volunteer because I’ll be spending my time at the local animal shelter with all the good boys and girls.
Nothing
“L I V I N”
Take care of my family and friends
If I won enough to actually fund a non-profit, say I work for that. Otherwise, consultant.
I retired myself and my parents
Since I’m already retired my answer would be obvious.
Anonymous
Maritime Security
I’d probably still work, just less.
Whatever I want
That I am a burden on society
Master debater
Help people
Artist, but i wouldn’t charge for my commissions anymore
I would say I’m a trust fund baby lol
Tables
I think I’d still work. But just for myself instead of anyone else.
I sell handies at the truck stop
Consultant
i consult with my household staff daily on breakfast, lunch and dinner. consult my trainer and my masseuse about what we’re doing that day, then consult with the beach, book, garden, friends, family about whatever the F we want.
I’m the stay pufft marshmallow man.
“I’m professionally retired but still work side jobs to stay busy”
Sounds like you made enough but you’re not a free loader with time to help others
This and that, now that I’ve retired
I’m a social alchemist.
“Thanks for asking! I work for Amway and so should you!”
I would still find something to do. Also I don’t play the lottery because I can do math.
Live
Freelance
Retired
I’m a gigolo, maaan.
I’d tell people I’m a “marine biologist” while I’m really just getting 🌬️ at the beach every day, staring at crabs and seaweed like it’s groundbreaking research
I run my real estate business. (Which is what I would buy if I won the lottery)
I’m old enough now I can say retired. But, when I was younger I aspired to be a lady who lunched.
Tobogganist.
Any other Billy Connelly fans out there…? 😊
I currently am a project manager and can honestly tell you I’d probably keep saying the same thing
80% of those who ask have no idea what it means
I say describe your favorite hobby as your job.
You game? Professional gamer.
Knit? Clothing designer.
Love fantasy football? Maybe you own a small league.
Read smut? Booktok influencer 🥸
But and sell used dirtbike parts and dirt bikes. Right now it’s a second source of income . If I had it my way it’s all I would do.
I manage some investments. Seriously though, that’s how I would stretch that lotto win.
Do you know what I would do? Like HONESTLY would do? I would just save it, and add more to it over the next couple of years. If you won THAT MUCH MONEY, what would be better? Spending it all on a nice house and nice cars, or saving it and just keep adding to it so you can have more in the future? What I mean by adding to it, is putting it in a bank account and not touching it UNLESS YOU PHYSICALLY HAVE TO. You can still buy shit but it’s gonna be from your ALREADY paycheck. When you’re old and gray wouldn’t you want to be able to DO ANYTHING YOU WANT AND ACTUALLY HAVE THE MONEY FOR IT? Or would you want to go back to work in your 60’s 70’s just to afford rent? (Minus taxes)
“This and that.”
”Your mom” and then I would walk away, explosions in the background, some cool music and I would flip some kid off while walking in slow motion.