If your mom’s phone number was your bank account balance, how rich would you be?

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If your mom’s phone number was your bank account balance, how rich would you be?

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  2. HadrianMCMXCI Avatar

    ….I mean, most if not all phone numbers are more than six digits so everyone this applies to would be quite rich. I’m in Canada so all phone number are 1 followed by 10 numbers. So I’d have like 10 billion? Most European numbers are 41 followed by 10 digits, so most if your mom lives there you’d have 400B?

  3. Old_Reflection5360 Avatar

    Counting area code? 80 billion and some change.

    Not counting area code? 2.2 million and some change.

    What, you thought I was gonna give you my mom’s phone number?

  4. SteelToeSnow Avatar

    including long distance code and area code?

    a little over 10 billion.

    nice.

  5. TheWhogg Avatar

    High 8 figures. Like pretty much everyone in Sydney.

  6. WickedIT2517 Avatar

    Are you just trying to get peoples moms phone numbers?

  7. Arch27 Avatar

    With area code… $15B

  8. madpiratebippy Avatar

    I don’t know and I love that for me/

  9. themcp Avatar

    I have no idea. She and I haven’t spoken in 35 years. I don’t even know exactly where she lives.

  10. QWERTYAF1241 Avatar

    Over $3 billion.

  11. Sufficient-Habit664 Avatar

    I’d have $9,512,623,062 which would be pretty nice

  12. IAmMellyBitch Avatar

    Poor. Coz she’s dead.. 🤣

  13. Mrcoolcatgaming Avatar

    Not richer than elon musk, but can definitely turn my life around

  14. yetanothermisskitty Avatar

    $0 bc shes dead and doesnt have one

  15. Matchbreakers Avatar

    8 figures, because all Danish phone numbers are 8 numbers. So wealthy, but not even remotely super rich.

  16. DoctorMedieval Avatar

    $01189998819991197253

  17. 287fiddy Avatar

    2,024,567,041

  18. seaburno Avatar

    $12 billion and change. Since she had 2 numbers, it should be $24 billion and change.

  19. Commercial_Education Avatar

    7 billion and change

  20. Inevitable_Channel18 Avatar

    Nice try but she told you she was NOT interested

  21. ebeth_the_mighty Avatar

    My mom’s dead, so…I’d be broke, I guess.

  22. IWillRateYouHonest Avatar

    If your moms credit card number was your bank statement, how much money would you have exactly?

  23. rothmal Avatar

    I’ll ask her when she gets back. she and my dad went to pick up some milk from the store 25 years ago.

  24. big_bob_c Avatar

    Rich enough.

  25. ConstantMan1a Avatar

    around 6.5 billion probably, not too bad

  26. Orca-dile747 Avatar

    I guess you could say….Ring-A-Ding-Ding

  27. Cdawg4123 Avatar

    It’d either be 8.5billion or 18.5 billion I believe.

  28. ExaminationNo9186 Avatar

    Just her mobile number, just over $407million

  29. JasminJaded Avatar

    801 area code is a decent start 🤘

  30. PumpkinPatch404 Avatar

    Couple hundred million, noice.

  31. -SQB- Avatar

    In The Netherlands, all phone numbers have 10 digits, although they all start with a 0.

  32. iamnogoodatthis Avatar

    I think most UK mobile numbers start 07, and then have 9 more digits, ie between £7 billion and £8 billion

  33. TicklyThyPickle Avatar

    Should be $900+ million. I don’t have remember nor have her number saved. I’m not putting my mum’s number out here. Jesus.

  34. WParzivalW Avatar

    A billionaire just like everybody wise in the US.

  35. iwastoolate Avatar

    358 billion, if we include country code

  36. Ghaticus Avatar

    Can we include country code?