I can fart with the best of em. After a good beer night I can get 26 seconds easy. But my wife has the ability to mimic animal sounds with her farts. She has started making unbroken eye contact when doing a horse and I’m starting to find this to be slightly intimidating. She’s petit and hot as heck too so it’s really confusing. Any advice as to how I can tell her I’m maybe a little scared or do I nut up and just be proud of her?
If your wife is better at farting than you should you be proud or maybe a little scared?
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Nut up be proud. And do some practicing so you can beat her!
Be proud but loud, appreciate her animal farts with your own. Ex giant fart followed by you saying “that was my imitation of the sh$t monster
my wife can burp louder than most dudes and i think every time damn that girl can get it lol
I appreciate the laid back and comfortable relationship it sounds like you both have. How accepting of each other and fun it must be to be in a relationship like that.
Crying with laughter. 😂 Definitely be proud.
Sounds like I should be dating her. Not you.
Why choose? Be both in equal measures.
Be proud, damn it!
Good lord I wonder what that house smells like after a late night of beers and greasy food! I will say tho, still at the stage where I run outside to fart when my girl is near 😭
Tf wrong with people? No wonder theres sexless marriages. Leave a little mystery
Some things you just keep to your self.
I don’t think my mom has ever farted in front of my dad deliberately. She did in her sleep once and he never let her hear the end of it.
Sry, but we need Video Proof of both of you to answer 🤔
Be proud!
You better be terrified….i see a dutch oven in your future
How old are you?
My wife did the first 3 notes of Taps the other night.
Sorry guys, she’s taken.
Animal sounds??? She wins.
Nut up and be proud
Get her an ass trumpet. Respect the skill.
I love to drop a “youre so dainty” when she rips a large one, which is seemingly 10x as much as I do
tmi
“Better” at farting? Are you just shitting your pants bro?
You should be proud! Have the Jedi master teach you her ways.
what kind of question is this ??
I don’t know much about your wife but she doesn’t really SOUND that hot.
Put her on blast like Tom Segura did his mom. That was epic.
Keep your manhood out of it, see what happens?
Aroused and in awe