I’m a fucking guy with no legs, no arms, no tongue, and no eyes. AMA.

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Spent some time with the platoons in 1979 during the K-War. Real group of winners, my platoon. Miss my ‘toon everyday. I was the only survivor of the LATE massacre (that’s what my platoon buddy called it anyways). I type using my voice to speech, by the way. I am extremely disabled and have acute Post-TSD and also leprosy. Ask me AMA!

Comments

  1. JustGeeseMemes Avatar

    How do you do voice to text with no tongue?

  2. throwawaygamh Avatar

    How can you crash into someone in your car with no eyes?

  3. ConsiderationAny5304 Avatar

    How do you eat pussy?

  4. Klootard Avatar

    Do you perform fellatio on yourself to get off?

  5. AdWonderful5920 Avatar

    What is this bit – Is it a reference or something?

  6. floundern45 Avatar

    Did Metalica write a song about you?

  7. crabcheesewonton Avatar

    Thank you for your service.

  8. Born-Method7579 Avatar

    I must have missed that war

  9. Made_Human Avatar

    Does darkness imprison you?

  10. Stunning_Peace7575 Avatar

    When are the tariffs going to be better

  11. Formal_Goat1737 Avatar

    I read that as “I’m fucking a guy with no legs, no arms, no tongue, and no eyes.”

  12. HotPocketsInTheOcean Avatar

    If you could have any instantly restored, would you choose arms, legs, arms, or tongue? Or none?

  13. skitso Avatar

    From one combat vet to another, thankyou for your sacrifice.

    I get survivors guilt a lot, your sense of humor I’ve seen in this AMA eases it a bit.

    What branch were you in?

  14. ggfivenine Avatar

    The sino-vietnamese war? I had never heard of that til now. I’d love to hear about the experience. Much respect

  15. Murky-Bread-4769 Avatar

    I read this at first as if you were fucking a guy with these ailments. How do you keep yourself entertained?