I’m a shallow pervert

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So I’ve been talking to a woman online and she wants me to piss all over her. I’m interested in doing it but I’m not at all attracted to her. Should I just do it anyway? We all know I’m gonna

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  1. damianvandoom Avatar

    You might be minus some kidneys when you wake up.

  2. masterpiece77 Avatar

    Yes but eat a bushel of asparagus first

  3. kydelka Avatar

    Yeah, you should do it in the shower! It uses less water than in the toilet. Do it for the environment! 🌎

  4. 4dappl Avatar

    Tell her you found Jesus, deleted her contact and leave her alone.

  5. 18yoboob Avatar

    if you feel doing it, do it.

  6. buffalo_Fart Avatar

    Make sure you’re really dehydrated if you’re going to do it. Nothing like stinky dehydrated urine.

  7. Electrical_Abies5182 Avatar

    Don’t worry this sounds like a very normal interaction and I’m sure it’s genuinely a woman asking total strangers online to come and piss on her. Definitely take loads of money and your passport with you, and maybe leave your phone at home! Don’t want to be distracted while you guys are having a great time!

  8. ste7en290911 Avatar

    UPDATE:- I’m going round to hers at 9

  9. Notsohorrible Avatar

    Sooo disgusting BUT, I think I would have to try it if given the chance. Not quite the same but a friend had mentioned this girl he had been with. Once he mentioned that she asked him to fist her and piss on her. He didn’t do either. I on the other hand set out to hook up with her. She was known to be married and had some children but was out drinking a few times a month. I made sure to hang out with her whenever I saw her out. She loved to drink hard, snort coke, and go to the strip club. Well after a few times hanging with her I took her home with me. Didn’t piss on her but she gained a new nickname from those in our group of fister. Have fun and let us know how it goes.

  10. KISSALIVE1975 Avatar

    Don’t Pee All Day, Unload All Over Her Face, In Her Mouth, Then Leave And Go Home, No More Contact

  11. Boobzillagirl Avatar

    nah, maybe it would be better if you don’t..

  12. demon_curlz Avatar

    WOMEN PSA: Please go 4B. Men aren’t it. They dislike you and will still fuck you, blame, and punish you for it.

    allmen #malelonelinessepidemic2025

    @burbNbougie

  13. leedleedletara Avatar

    Yes you only live once

  14. mondomonkey Avatar

    ENJOY YOURSELF

  15. ste7en290911 Avatar

    UPDATE:- so the deed is done but at what cost? Alarm bells were ringing when she had no profile pic on fabswingers but she said it’s cos she’s a teacher and doesn’t want to be recognised. I arrived about 30 mins early so decided to top up the tank at the pub down the road. Two quick pints later and I’m ringing her doorbell at this point I’m about 2mins from actually pissing myself, part nerves but mostly the beers. No answer! I’m looking where I can piss and decide straight in the letterbox when she texts and says doors open just come through and out the back. At this point I’m so close to pissing myself but I struggle to walk through the living room, kitchen and out the back into a wee stone courtyard and she’s there naked on here knees, playing with herself, all 20+ stone of her. She looks exactly like you would imagine some woman from a sex website who wants to be pissed on would look like and nothing that the pervert part of your brain tells you she might look like to get you here but it’s too late, one way or another I’m gonna piss so I whip out the little fella and just go for it. Full stream straight to her face, she starts to moan and fingers herself furiously, at least I think she’s fingering herself but she could be polishing a glass under that flabby hanging stomach. My piss reeks of beer, I’d been drinking at a bbq earlier too and after a while the stream starts to slow down and she lurches forward on her knees and takes my floppy wee man in her mouth while I’m still pissing. She starts going to town sucking me off but the whole time I’m just worried she mistakes it for a chipolata and bites it off. After what seems like ages I finally start to get something that resembles an erection and not long after that I’m shooting thick stream of spunky rope down her throat. She starts to moan even louder and before I really know what happening she’s squirting/pissing/ spraying some foul smelling liquid from where I assume her pussy would be and my shoes, socks, trousers and boxers are soaked. I feel like I’m gonna throw up and waddle off back into the kitchen with boxers at ankles. I try to clean myself up but only fire is gonna sort this out. I decide I’ve gotta leave and just go straight back out the front door pulling up my socked boxers and trousers as I go. Call a taxi and get taken home. The full journey home the smell is filling the taxi and there is an awkward silence but luckily it’s not that far. I go straight in the shower and everything I was wearing is straight in the bin but unfortunately I can’t do the same with the memories of it, it’s haunted me all night but the worst part is I know that in a week, a month or eventually my deviant brain will convince me to do it again