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that’s only 350 pounds of ducks i think with the right strategy the human wins. (Probably rip their heads off or just smash skulls with your heel) But i could also definitely see 100 ducks over powering someone and flying away with it and dropping it or something
Ducks are pretty peaceful critters, be more way fun to see a guy fight 4-5 “cobra chickens” ( Canada goose gander, 25 lbs of feathered psychopath). Saw a hilarious video of one putting an azzkicking on a bald eagle. A feathered version of a wolverine ( large cousin to honey badger).
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Depends if you had bread or not
100 healthy ducks or ducks with serious mallardies?
that’s only 350 pounds of ducks i think with the right strategy the human wins. (Probably rip their heads off or just smash skulls with your heel) But i could also definitely see 100 ducks over powering someone and flying away with it and dropping it or something
I think 2 ducks could beat me
100 angry ducks swarming at once? That’s a lot of flapping, pecking chaos. I’d die instantly.
I’ve seen much less than 100 ducks scare away people, so, yea probably
Are you asking…?
Testiculus Torsionius!
Can you use a weapon?
What do the ducks get in return for joining your murderous ambition against this person? Ducks ain’t your slaves man
Ducks are pretty peaceful critters, be more way fun to see a guy fight 4-5 “cobra chickens” ( Canada goose gander, 25 lbs of feathered psychopath). Saw a hilarious video of one putting an azzkicking on a bald eagle. A feathered version of a wolverine ( large cousin to honey badger).