I was getting intimate with my girlfriend and in a moment of panic, nostalgia, or some kind of weird mental glitch, I blurted out, “Wanna make whoopee?”
I have no idea why. I do not talk like that. I think
I briefly left my own body.
She stared at me like I had turned into her uncle at Thanksgiving.
The mood completely vanished. The candles were still burning, but it felt like we were under fluorescent lights emotionally.
Is there any way to bounce back from this?
Or is “make whoopee” the kind of phrase that ends things on the spot?
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Depends on the other person
If you are comfortable together and they don’t take these things to seriously then yes absolutely, it’s not that deep, being silly about sex can be fun
If you just started dating and you were attempting to be sexy or romantic… dunno 🤷♀️
Gotta start doin the jitterbug after you say it. Add jazzhands if she says yes.
IDK if a guy said that to me, I would think it was funny.
I really don’t have advice, this is absolutely fucking hilarious though
Idk, it shouldn’t have ruined the mood. You both could’ve giggled it off & continued.
Been there, done that, so, yes.
You need to put Frank Sinatra’s classic Making Whoopie on your hi-fi and ask that doll-face if she wants to cut a rug!
Well, MrThunderCockShitKing….I feel for ya. Though I woulda just laughed it off.
You mean quell the newly rampant mood?
Absolutely, if you can’t laugh and make jokes during sex you’re taking yourselves pretty seriously
If you can’t laugh before, during and after sex then you need to find a partner you can.
Only if you play Marvin Gaye’s Let’s Get It On
Just better follow it up by making some serious whoopee, don’t make promises you can’t deliver on
If you posted this question whilst in the middle of said foreplay after saying this, then it is definitely not recoverable
With the right attitude, you can bounce back from most setbacks that occur
Like if the mood is killed just because you said something wrong, idk if that person you’re with is mature enough to have sex with
I’d actually be more at ease if a guy could relax during it and have fun, sex isn’t supposed to be all uptight. It’s a bonding moment. So make all the jokes you want, and ease into the good bits. Use your jokes as a way to get into it. Like starting to kiss/bite as part of it, depending on what you’re both into.
It’s hilarious, but before she reacts go down to chowtown.
Reminds me of the story where the guy called his girlfriend a “fuing reta” during dirty talk
Only if she follows up with “Let’s do the horizontal mamba.”
No. You might as well join a monastery now.
Clearly she has not seen Mallrats nearly enough times. At least you didn’t ask her to do it somewhere very uncomfortable, like the back of a Volkswagen.
My ex once said: “yippee” during sex. I don’t think I ever laughed so much. who the fuck says yippee whist entering?
If you can’t laugh with your person at any time during intimacy, I don’t think that person is yours.
I once called sex “nookie” back in 2004. Still haunts me.
y’all need to start dating people with a sense of humor fr
Ask her if she wants a Werthers candy.
Yes. Play Nilsson
Where’s your manners? You didn’t say “please”!
You can try to commit a crime so you can turn states informant and then get in the witness protection program?
Either that or move to Niagara Falls are pretty much your only two options, bub
It’s only recoverable if you can come up with a phrase thats both charming, hilarious, and sensual to counteract the goddamn whoopie. 😂
Somethin like, “…so like I said. Let’s make like Whoopie, and Goldberg! proceed to spear her and play your favorite WWE intro music”
Personally this would’ve just made me laugh. Wouldn’t have been a deal breaker.
No it reminds me of watching reruns of the newly wed game with my grandma. It’s over lol
No. You should pack up and move to Austria.
Announce after that you meant rut like beast and balance will be restored
She didn’t laugh?? Laaaaame
Some of the best sex ever involves both parties busting into laughter over something silly that happens