is there a legit way to hire a hitman/assassin?

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okay hear me out. i do not want to hire a hitman or assassin and i would never seek one out. i do not advocate the murder of the common people

anyways. that being said. is there? i know a lot of “hitman for hires” are like. set ups and undercover stuff. but like assassin is a real profession to a degree right? im assuming taking an actual hit out on someone requires personal connections with said hitman? but like im so curious if there’s an actual way your average run of the mill person could find one. i know some people try to carry out assassinations moreso of their own volition without any outside encouragement so i guess that’s why im curious
like is it possible to genuinely find one on a dark web sort of thing or would those be setups too?
i hope this doesn’t go against the rules. im not genuinely asking or how to do it im just curious if there Is a way

Comments

  1. LingeringSentiments Avatar

    usually its just a guy you know

  2. TsunamiJim Avatar

    I done it. It’s possible to find one if you look hard enough.

  3. Eat-Playdoh Avatar

    Wtf do you think legit means exactly? đź—ż

    P.S. – Nice try FBI.

  4. Shitp0st_Supreme Avatar

    I’m guessing it’s just people that know somebody and through gangs or cartels.

  5. jericho138 Avatar

    Ask Dahlia Dippolito

  6. Able-Bar-7748 Avatar

    Probably? Not legally, but legitimately sure.

  7. SquigSnuggler Avatar

    r/IllegalAdvice

  8. perksofbeingcrafty Avatar

    I’ve heard people can hire them through the dark net, but you never hear about that in the news. In the news, it’s always just some guy someone knew

  9. Kirito619 Avatar

    In South america you can just go to a gang and hire a sicario.

    In western world it’s harder because it’s easier for them to get caught so no one will take the job unless it’s a furtune. Best chance is to know someone from a crime ridden area

  10. perplexiglass Avatar

    Yes, send me $5000usd and I’ll tell you.

  11. drewmana Avatar

    Define “legit” for us

  12. Best_Confection_8788 Avatar

    It’s like in the movie Horrible Bosses. You hire a guy off Craigslist that is advertising their “wet work” services.

  13. Chemical_Western3021 Avatar

    I’ve seen about every episode of date line and honestly, it’s gotta be a LONG game, throw momma from a train kind of situation and even then, cell towers and motive and that one person that can confirm you were their enemy smh

  14. Cheetocarnitas Avatar

    You mean the people that killed Jeffery Epstein

  15. pippipdoodilydoo Avatar

    Work for the CIA or certain branches of the military

  16. stupidfock Avatar

    It is possible, especially in South America and some parts of Mexico. However the more common route would be to find someone with little to lose, down on their luck, where $50k is gonna change their entire life. People will do a lot for that kinda thing.

  17. INeedANerf Avatar

    I’d imagine any potential hitman would either have to be someone in a gang or someone that you know who’s sketchy enough to kill someone for money.

  18. librarypunk1974 Avatar

    Isn’t there still a dark web?

  19. Personmchumanface Avatar

    assassin is not a real profession to any degree unless you’re working for a government

  20. BradyvonAshe Avatar

    I know a Guy that tryed to Hire an Assassin to Kill himself just to try an train himself to get stronger,

  21. scarredbutsmiling Avatar

    Writing research eh? It’s always fun when you need to look up details that are just. Turbo Sketchy lmao

  22. GraphicDesignMonkey Avatar

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  23. Carnitopia-is-sad Avatar

    There was some case a couple years ago where someone hired someone else to kill their spouce, it fell through and they got caught. But it’s definitely something that could happen. Not likely, as in this age its near impossible to do something like that repeatedly- and those who want to kill just do it, not wait for someone to pay them?

  24. LocationAcademic1731 Avatar

    Funny this post happens the same day I learned about Dalia Dippolito and her dumb plan to kill her husband. So glad she got caught.

  25. Over9000Zeros Avatar

    Small time guys like you and I wouldn’t be able to find someone reliable. They’d probably do a sloppy job and rat you out for less prison time.

    If you had millions, I’m sure there’s a network you could tap into if you asked questions like you weren’t a fed. But there are many shooters in prison, so it can be achieved.

  26. guesswho502 Avatar

    Do you mean legal or just possible? It’s definitely possible, but not legally

  27. LiveReplicant Avatar

    Underworld folk would have contacts that would undoubtedly be able to find someone reliable and experienced, but with CCTV everywhere and DNA, it would be much harder to get away with it in the long run, now.

  28. P-W-L Avatar

    Well yeah. We call them “army”

  29. somedepression Avatar

    There used to be this organization called the mafia, and they had guys who did this kind of work for hire.

  30. JessyNyan Avatar

    People have tried finding some on the darkweb. This has resulted in several arrests since some undercover police posed as hitmen.

    The way you find anything off the records is always the same. Word of mouth. You know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who does [insert random service you may require that the law would not be happy about]

  31. ReynardVulpini Avatar

    Please google the hilarious six man hitman conga line situation that happened in china. There are always ways to hire people to do fucked up shit but there is obviously no quality control in contract crime, so……

  32. boneskull Avatar

    the common people? what about the aristocracy??

  33. NoPraline9807 Avatar

    Police, yes, this one right here. Jk. It’d be harder in a place with internet constantly monitored, in places with good infrastructure in the internet. Either bribe  someone with nothing to lose, or go to the dark web if you want to risk it. Chances of getting caught without major connections, very high. Or go to organized crime, again risky and you need connections.