It’s almost that time of year and I have ugly alien toes

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Will this be the year where I muster up the courage to not GAF and start rocking sandals and reveal to the whole world my ugly toesies?

Probably not. 🥲 Sigh, I wish I had cuter feet lol.

Comments

  1. jawnbaejaeger Avatar

    Girl, show your ugly alien toes to the world!

    No one cares, and your little toesies will be liberated in their sandals. Be the ugly alien toe sandal wearer you want to be in this world!

  2. littleorangemonkeys Avatar

    If it’s any consolation, I have never once looked at anyone’s feet, let alone judged them for how they look.  My mom has killer hammer toe, which I have inherited.  My husband has a really funky big toe nail due to an old hockey injury.  We all rock sandals all summer long.  If someone wants to look that closely at my feet they’re welcome to gawk.  

  3. DamnGoodMarmalade Avatar

    I let my hobbit feet out every summer. No one cares.

  4. misplacedlibrarycard Avatar

    i have a palm sized scar on top of my left foot from an incident 10+ years ago, it changes color based on being cold or hot.

    i show off my staph scar and you show off your toesies ♡

  5. swancandle Avatar

    Yes! If it helps, just get a pedicure if you can. I only get them like 2-3x a year and try to maintain my feet in between lol. But mine look terrible too, emerging from winter…

  6. PopLivid1260 Avatar

    I had an old roommate who used to say she had alien toes and rocked it by painting them neon green and drawing aliens on the toenails.

    Just a thought!

  7. Least-Flan2782 Avatar

    Girl liberate yourself from these social conformities you’re trying ti fit in and to do what you want. It’s just toes. Even if someone were to look at them, who TF cares

  8. Verity41 Avatar

    They can’t be that bad? I knew a lady once who lost all her toenails from a pedicure in Mexico, and she STILL wore sandals – just painted the beds. Couldn’t even tell unless she pointed it out.

    Nobody cares as much as you do.

  9. ChaoticxSerenity Avatar

    Unless you have a) gangrenous toes that are falling off or b) so many layers of encrusted fungus under nails that haven’t been cut since the turn of the century that it looks like a forbidden phyllo pastry, no one’s gonna care.

  10. Admirable-Relief1781 Avatar

    Dude. I promise you nobody cares! I have seen people out in public wearing sandals and it quite literally looks like they have been kicking cement and jogging through baby powder for their entire life 😂 like, you’re good!

  11. KillTheBoyBand Avatar

    I gotta tell you, I’m the opposite of a foot fetishist in that all feet are super ugly imo. 

    So who cares what yours look like, there’s better  body parts to flaunt 😆 Wear the sandals without a care. 

  12. fixatedeye Avatar

    Same honestly. My second toe is like as long as my pinky finger

  13. Not_Brilliant_8006 Avatar

    I have bad feet plus I gave runners feet so it’s all just bad. Who cares!!! I just do whatever is comfortable, screw everyone else lol.

  14. TumbleweedNo958 Avatar

    LET THEM DOGS OUT

  15. Correct-Sprinkles-21 Avatar

    Everyone thinks their own feet are gross. Nobody else really cares though. Unless your feet are wildly deformed or absolutely disgustingly dirty or visibly diseased, nobody is going to notice your ties at all.

  16. palmtrees007 Avatar

    I have been told my feet are cute but meh I’m like whatever I hate my nails so I get them done cute colors all summer and wear gladiator sandals that cover the nails hehe

  17. Birdy8588 Avatar

    Sweetheart, I promise you nobody is going to even notice, never mind give a shit about your toes! People are so wrapped up in themselves that they probably won’t even notice YOU, never mind your toes!

    I was in a similar situation to you when I was in my very early 20s but over something very trivial and stupid now I look back! I always wanted to wear perfume but I’d got it into my head that people would smell the perfume, look round and see me and think “why’s that ugly cow wearing perfume for? Does she think it’ll make a difference?!”! Honestly it took so long for my boyfriend to convince me to wear some and you know what? Years later, nobody has ever said anything to me and I never go out without perfume on!

    Take a deep breath and stick them on for a short run to the shop or something one time and you will see what I mean. Then the more you wear them, the more you will build up confidence to continue wearing them.

    Good luck ❤️

  18. I-Really-Hate-Fish Avatar

    The only people who care about your toes are you and foot fetishists and it’s 50/50 if you’re exactly what they’re looking for.