Help me out here bud, I can’t make this make sense. So imagine a guy does some butt stuff. A fun time is had by all. The next day he’s like ..”Shit, I better tell people I got abducted by aliens!”
There are only two acceptable answers, one is the sodomy law thing you point out. The other is the “aliens” were people from the future. One could theorize this technology comes from a time so distant in the future food might be entirely synthetic. In any case diet and gut bacteria would be a definite area of scientific interest.
It’s nearly certainly people who have been under full anaesthesia in teaching hospitals, where they likely signed away permission to do a colonoscopy for instructional purposes.
Pretty much all “abduction” experiences follow hospital procedures.
There’s good correlation between the rise of alien sightings and the decrease in ghost sightings linked to the introduction of science fiction stories.
Maybe what we read has a larger affect on our imagination than we first realise
How likely is it that your probing was so intense that the authorities would know about it without you telling them, but would not know how it actually happened?
If that were the case, why would they openly admit to it??
If they were trying to avoid sodomy laws, it would make more sense to just lie and keep it secret. Coming up with “aliens probing me” is an elaborate lie when you could just…not say anything.
When entering the military you are given an absolutely full physical and body inspection. The Dr. knows about your “Butt Fun” – Likely noting it on your records. Possibly the same situation from entering prison?
I used to think maybe it was rapists roofying men at the bar. Sodomize them and leave them out in a cornfield. They wake up having lost time, with butt pain, and don’t know how they got where they are. Come up with some crazy belief it was aliens because they heard about that once, and didn’t want to consider the alternate.
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Oh no… You think people checked other people’s butts for sodomy?
Good call, I’ll file that card away until I need to play it.
Uhhhhhhhhhhh…..Aliens???
Calling up some aliens just for some back door love seems a bit complicated.
Help me out here bud, I can’t make this make sense. So imagine a guy does some butt stuff. A fun time is had by all. The next day he’s like ..”Shit, I better tell people I got abducted by aliens!”
Why would he do that, and how would it help him?
There are only two acceptable answers, one is the sodomy law thing you point out. The other is the “aliens” were people from the future. One could theorize this technology comes from a time so distant in the future food might be entirely synthetic. In any case diet and gut bacteria would be a definite area of scientific interest.
It was a million light year shot doc. A Million.
It’s nearly certainly people who have been under full anaesthesia in teaching hospitals, where they likely signed away permission to do a colonoscopy for instructional purposes.
Pretty much all “abduction” experiences follow hospital procedures.
There’s good correlation between the rise of alien sightings and the decrease in ghost sightings linked to the introduction of science fiction stories.
Maybe what we read has a larger affect on our imagination than we first realise
How likely is it that your probing was so intense that the authorities would know about it without you telling them, but would not know how it actually happened?
If that were the case, why would they openly admit to it??
If they were trying to avoid sodomy laws, it would make more sense to just lie and keep it secret. Coming up with “aliens probing me” is an elaborate lie when you could just…not say anything.
When entering the military you are given an absolutely full physical and body inspection. The Dr. knows about your “Butt Fun” – Likely noting it on your records. Possibly the same situation from entering prison?
“Yeah, I was absolutely abducted by Aliens!”
I used to think maybe it was rapists roofying men at the bar. Sodomize them and leave them out in a cornfield. They wake up having lost time, with butt pain, and don’t know how they got where they are. Come up with some crazy belief it was aliens because they heard about that once, and didn’t want to consider the alternate.
But isn’t space considered international waters by treaty?