It’s the 4th of July, what are you doing tonight?

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Whatever you are doing, please don’t lose any fingers.

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  1. twinpeaks2112 Avatar

    Sleeping with ear plugs

  2. Jondiesel78 Avatar

    Probably cutting hay

  3. The_Stay_At_Home_Dad Avatar

    Praying my kids don’t wake up from rogue fireworks

  4. flabbybumhole Avatar

    Celebrating the downfall of America.

  5. BluegrassRailfan1987 Avatar

    Working…haven’t had the 4th off in about 5 years.

  6. EgenulfVonHohenberg Avatar

    Violently not caring, seeing as I’m not in the US

  7. Wotmate01 Avatar

    As one of the 7.7 billion people in the world that ISN’T american, I’ll be doing fuck-all.

  8. SadSickSoul Avatar

    Working, probably.

  9. Relyt4 Avatar

    Lounging around the house with my dog

  10. judgementdeus Avatar

    Since I’m British, absolutely nothing. But to the Americans have fun with the fireworks be careful not to lose a finger.

  11. GiveMeAHeartOfFlesh Avatar

    Probably do a lord of the rings marathon with my wife because she hasn’t seen it yet but is now open to watching it 😂

  12. Super_Swordfish_6948 Avatar

    Going to bed because it’s just a normal day.

  13. Brother_To_Coyotes Avatar

    Full Floridaman, tonight. Got ribs going. Massive breakfast in progress. I’m covered in obnoxious Murica attire. Have explosives for children, tracers for children. Murica playlist is loaded and ready to go.

  14. Ministry_of__Truth Avatar

    Staying in and playing video games

  15. Ok-Finish5110 Avatar

    Out of curiosity are there any protests against the wannabe king today?

  16. noideabutitwillbeok Avatar

    I’ve been listening to fireworks for the past few days, and I’m sort of over them.

    We are going to go out for coffee, grab dinner at a place well outside of town, then catch a sunset at elevation. Then make our way home.

  17. AdVivid9056 Avatar

    Seeing OASIS live!

    What else is going on today?

  18. WyvernsRest Avatar

    Having a very productive day here in Ireland, as my American Overlord(s) have taken a day off from asking me for updates.

  19. clouserayne Avatar

    Listening to music eating too much food and watching explosions in the sky with the girlfriend.

    Happy 4th of July everyone

  20. Wyzard_of_Wurdz Avatar

    Weed, video games, weed, going to bed early and weed.

  21. midsnlids Avatar
  22. meeseekstodie137 Avatar

    Canadian, decidedly not celebrating given the current state of affairs between us, not giving it the energy of boycotting, but spending the day not acknowledging the fact that it’s an American centric holiday

  23. VroemVroemmf Avatar

    Since i’m not a US citizen and don’t live in the US it is like any other day. Except for it being my sister’s and grandpa’s birthday

  24. One_Economist_3761 Avatar

    Playing SurrounDead.

  25. Task_Defiant Avatar

    Going to ikea. Might pour one out in memory of the US. But I’m Canadian, so not much.

  26. ThatSmartIdiot Avatar

    The usual cuz im not american

  27. CockCravinCpl Avatar

    Celebrating with the rest of the nation that the big beautiful bill passed!!!

  28. not_always_gone Avatar

    I’m Norwegian living in Canada. I’m working a double shift at the hospital and then going home.

  29. ContributionDry2252 Avatar

    Just another normal Friday, no specific plans.

  30. AntiFeministLib Avatar

    Fingers ? We lost an empire !

  31. NotTaintedCaribou Avatar

    Let’s just say the fireworks won’t be the only thing keeping your mom up. I still might loose a couple fingers though.

  32. Notabeefucker Avatar

    Sleeping until my graveyard shift job

  33. Tishtoss Avatar

    Watching a film

  34. MelbaToast604 Avatar

    As a Canadian, watching all those freedoms the founding fathers fought for be stripped away as your country is taken over by fascists.

  35. normlenough Avatar

    Not sure about tonight but we are having some friends over today. Rented a big blow up water slide and we have 1000 water balloons. Grilling some burgers and Glizzies; having some cocktails. Should be a nice little 4th. Happy birthday America.

  36. DRealLeal Avatar

    Probably going to lay some pipe down

  37. SecretaryBubbly9411 Avatar

    Watching fireworks, it’s Independence Day, duh.

  38. swainiscadianreborn Avatar

    I’m drinking in honor of the fact that it’s Friday and tommorow I don’t have to go to work. Like every other Friday.

    Why, is the 4th of July supposed to be a special day for anyone else than USAmericans?

  39. derno Avatar

    Celebrating the current state of our country feels disgusting.

    I’m hoping it storms all afternoon night and throughout the weekend all over the country.

  40. prxncesspeachh Avatar

    BBQ at my in laws. Get drunk w my boyfriends mom and dance haha.

  41. Maleficent_Ad3944 Avatar

    Mowing the lawn and splitting wood for a barbecue tomorrow. I plan on losing all my fingers, probably some toes too. 

  42. Ok_Custard6832 Avatar

    Probably won’t be blowing shit up since I have a toddler that goes to bed by 8 pm (typically) and it doesn’t get dark here at this time of year until 10 pm. There is a parade in town that we will be attending though.

  43. seandelevan Avatar

    Not a damn thing…

  44. BPKofficial Avatar

    >It’s the 4th of July, what are you doing tonight?

    Watching WWE Smackdown.

  45. AlteringEnzics4Fun Avatar

    Tonight will be fulfilled by consuming some edibles with the partner

  46. Life_of1103 Avatar

    Sedating my dog

  47. ChaosRainbow23 Avatar

    I’m staying home.

    I think my kids are gonna go watch the fireworks display.

    I don’t feel much like celebrating my country right now.

  48. boom_chika_chika Avatar

    Everyone we organize a party at a lake-house, invite our friends/ family over there and have fun. This year we are gonna do the same! All the prep is done. Now we will have fun!

  49. KnowThat205 Avatar

    Beer, food, music, celebrating freedom.

  50. ProudlyBanned Avatar

    Smoking chicken wings and then frying them. Because we’re in the mood for wings not to celebrate. Not feeling very patriotic lately.

  51. VargBM Avatar

    It’s just an average friday to me

  52. MotionDrive Avatar

    Definitely not celebrating America after yesterday. But i do have tickets to a concert I’m going to go to.