Jeff Bezos is sending his girlfriend into space. What’s the biggest thing you’ve done to get away from a significant other?

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Jeff Bezos is sending his girlfriend into space. What’s the biggest thing you’ve done to get away from a significant other?

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  1. Here_to_improve Avatar

    At this rate he’ll be marrying Sophia Vergara in no time.

  2. Leeser Avatar

    It’s not even outer space it’s just about 54 miles up. The vanity of these people to pretend they’re astronauts is ridiculous.

  3. tlimbert65 Avatar

    I’m seeing headlines about these celebrities being the “crew” of the spacecraft. They’re the crew in the same way that if I took a Carnival cruise I’d be part of the ship’s crew.

  4. Main-Recording-5751 Avatar

    I took a travel job contract for 3 months after breaking up my engagement with my (then) fiancé. I had envisioned that our time physically apart and the difficulty of the ended engagement would push her to see we weren’t meant for each other (and the fact that I had attempted to break up with her 3 times post engagement). She didn’t go for it, and we continued dating all throughout that time apart and 8 months more when I got back too. Thank goodness it finally ended.

  5. tk2old Avatar

    To the moon Alice!

  6. Lance_Henry1 Avatar

    “I said biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!”

  7. miraclesofpod Avatar

    Claimed to be sick with the SARS

  8. chinese_rocks Avatar

    I got Bezos to shoot my side chick into orbit.

  9. NoAssociate5573 Avatar

    I don’t have anything against any of those women…I don’t know enough about them…but the way things have been going on the madness of the world…I can’t shake the feeling that we’ll be looking at that team photo as an obituary this time next week.

  10. rollin20s Avatar

    This is giving Helena Eagan getting severed

  11. gldoorii Avatar

    ..so I said <.< …. >.> biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch

  12. TwinFrogs Avatar

    Flew to SoCal without telling her I was leaving. I just locked up my pad and split for a month. 

  13. Bennevada Avatar

    I tried to forgive her after catching her cheating .. 

    Still didn’t last long 

  14. jarod1701 Avatar

    Hope those implants are zero G certified.

  15. cannonballfun69 Avatar

    After breaking up on a road trip I drove her, in mostly silence, from Utah to New Jersey. It took three days. It was miserable.

  16. Thick_Aside_4740 Avatar

    Is that where she hides her acorns?