A guy from the gym I used to go to was known there as Neptune, the name of the Roman god of the sea. At first, I thought the nickname was due to his appearance, he was a very muscular redhead with a pretty long beard, it was self explanatory. One day I was speaking with the lady that worked there, Neptune walked up to say hi to her and she calls him by his name.
His name was Deusdemar.
All nicknames in Brazil would be banned under these new rules of social conscience and mutual respect. “João Gordo” for being extremely skinny. “Aleijado” after being shot in the leg. “Branca de neve” for being too black. “Albino” for being too white. It’s endless.
These two are the most hilarious to me although they’re highly inappropriate because they’re used to make fun of people who have one leg noticeably shorter than the other, or broke a leg and are wearing a cast.
Dry stew or cazuela seca to a lame guy, bc when he went for lunch at his job he asked for stew, bus as he limped, he arrived at the table with only the beef and no soup.
Once I watched a reel about somebody saying that in her Secondary School there was a girl known as “La Acidita” and it was because her mom had AIDS (SIDA in Spanish) so “La Acidita” = “La Sidita” 😭
You guys have these taxi service but with motorcycles instead of cars too, right? It’s common enough here Uber has an app for it. There’s a song about some guy whining about a girl leaving to a party with a mototaxi.
A guy in my class was robbed by this mototaxi and left in the middle of nowhere with only his pants on. People started calling him Leticia
In highschool: a guy we were friends with during higschool had ADHD, his name was “Italo”. But he took Ritalin, so we started calling him “Rita” (which is a common female name in Brazil). From then on, everyone in the school start calling him Rita, and people became confused when he said his name was not Rita. Cool guy. One day another “Italo” came to school, but we said “we already have an Italo”. So we called him by his surname, and so everyone else start calling him by his surname.
In college: There was this senior guy who was always trying to get with the freshman girls (freshwoman? here we call them “calouras” or “bichos” ). In Brazil the boogeyman is sometimes called “Bicho-papão”.
That term is important, lets dissect it:
“Bicho” could mean three things: a) An animal. b) A freshman. c) (if you’re in the northeastern region) anything
“Papão” can mean 2 things: d) something scary. e) From the verb “papar”, which could mean “to eat something”, coloquially, it can be used sexually to mean “to try or to intend to have sex with someone”
So we started calling the guy Papão de Bichos, offensively, as if he was a boogeyman of the freshman but trying to get on with them but instead ends up being a jerk.
My cousin was called Mandrake el mago because he survived near death experiences, got electrocuted, ran over by a van, and fell from a roof of a 2 story house flying chichigua.
A un parcero que fue a una finca con los amigos y no se pudo comer a una pelada ( el estaba intentando por meses con ella hasta que le acepto la oferta) pero no pudo porque no se le paro, la vieja le dijo chimbo triste… Y asi se quedo en los proximos 6 años de la universidad. Hasta cuando se graduo le gritaron “felicidades chimbotriste”
Clitoris, I have not fucking clue why he got that nickname. “Black Chicken” guy was just an average Venezuelan wasn’t black wasn’t white, not fucking clue either.
There was this dumb, muscular jock working the warehouse where I worked with badly placed tattoos everywhere on his body and they gave him the name “manchitas.” I would always carry a book to lunch as well to read and they called me El Padrecito.
Aborto’e’chucha (Oposum abortion) was one of the funniest I’ve heard. The proud owner of that nickname was not the handsomest.
A friend of mine’s father was put in jail, we started calling him INPEC (which is a jail security force). He later had a motorcycle accident and lost most of his teeth, he became “Dracula”.
My family call my husband “el snooki” because of his skin colour. He is white but went years without taking care of his skin it looks like he has a perpetual tan. My cousin called him that once and it stuck 😭😭😭
My mom told me she had a teacher in highschool that had crooked legs, he walked with his legs too separated from each other and his knees a little flexed. The boys in her class called him “bolas entre parentesis” (balls between parenthesis).
My dad once nicknamed one of his co workers 5 you ask why, that dude lost his testicles in an accident 5=>cinco=>sin cocos (cocos is a way to call testicles here)
Bag of cream. You know the typical guy who used to be a gym rat but hasn’t gone in some time, so he still is kinda big but with wobbly muscles… Yeah, bag of cream.😂😂
Back when I was in college I dropped by my older brother’s office because I wanted to talk to him about some family stuff without any of the family butting in. While I was there waiting for his assistant to tell me I could go into his office I heard one of the interns tell another to go get Capitán Tinieblas, which is the name of a famous old school masked wrestler whose name roughly translates to Captain Darkness and had a pretty cool costume.
A while later when I was talking to my brother I remembered and asked just who the hell Captain Tinieblas was and why they gave him that nickname, and he deadpanned “Oh, he’s one of the drivers and they call him that because he’s gay.”
Puzzled, I asked what being gay had to do with being nicknamed after a cool wrestler with a pretty badass name, so he explained that the guy was named Roberto, but since he was very effeminate they started calling him Robertín (think, “Robbie-wobbie” or something cutesy like that) which was later shortened to just Tin. But then that mutated to Tinieblo (the Dark One) or Tinieblas (Darkness) because why not, and after a few weeks that inevitably led to Capitán Tinieblas in honor of the famous wrestler who had nothing to do with the gay community.
A few months later my brother told me that the nickname had ultimately settled into El Capi because everybody felt Capitán Tinieblas was too long and sounded too manly and the original essence had been lost. So that’s the one that stuck.
A guy I know was very small and brown skinned as a kid. His uncle used to call him “Maní”.
Once, we were at a party. He told us that special nickname his uncle had for him and every girl was thinking his uncle called him like that for other reasons.
I once saw a guy in a magazine who was a descendant of two historical figures, Juan Manuel de Rosas (infamous dictator of the mid 19th century) and Manuel Belgrano (independence hero who also created our national flag). His surname was ‘Rosas y Belgrano’, so his classmates in school called him ‘Esquina’ (corner/intersection), because his surname sounds like the intersection of two streets.
When I was in high school a friend’s nickname was sapo cego (blind frog) because he had never seen a perereca (female frog, also a slang for pussy/vagina). In english we would call him blind cat, I guess
Also I have to name the real CR7: Flávio Caça Rato
I know a guy who lost three fingers in an accident, so he only has his thumb and his little finger. His nickname is “cuento corto”. Because “este dedito compró un huevito y este se lo comió”.
The funniest one I heard was “Don Chido” (Mr. Cool sounds better in spanish) was a butcher who accidentally cut off four fingers on a meat slicer, so it always looked like he was giving a thumbs up.
In Brazil, body odor is commonly called CC (Cheiro de Corpo), most commonly referring to the armpits. Recently, a guy who was nicknamed ” 200″ (duzentos) after the Roman numerals (CC) went viral
A guy who lost the index, middle and ring finger in an accident with a buzz saw.
He was nicknamed “short tale” (cuento corto).
Because instead of “este dedito tomó, un huevito, este lo echó a cocer, etc” it went straight from “este dedito tomó un huevito y este se lo comió” (it’s hard to explain in English, lol).
I found out about a guy whose mother really liked the english pronunciation of the name “Gabriel”. She wanted to name her kid like that but if she did everyone would pronounce it the latin way, so her solution to force the english pronunciation was to name her kid “Gaybriel”.
At my college there was a horrible girl whose nickname was “ploc-monster”, alluding to an old candy store with that name that featured little monster figurines.
In my town there was this runner who had an accident, got burnt and couldn’t use his neck much. The neck kinda fused with his back. His nickname was ducha fría (cold shower)
At uni there was a girl with a big forehead but the rest of her head was normal sized, kinda like a peanut shape (?) some guys called her “cabeza de enanito” meaning dwarf head.
“Filhote de Gato” (kitten) because of his giant head;
“Município” (municipality) because he had lice as a kid, so there was a population on his scalp;
“1001” suffered an accident and lost his two middle teeth;
“Philips” had a permanently bent arm like a record player’s arm, and the brand was common at the time;
“Siri” (crab) had eyes pointing at different directions;
“Patinho” (duckling) followed his mum everywhere as a kid;
“Geral” (a slang for a police search) was subjected to a police search for absolutely nothing;
“Meia-noite” (Midnight) was very white;
“Maruim” (a type of gnat) was very thin and small;
“Turu” (onomatopoeic) walked like the Pink Panther (turu-turu is the sound of the cartoon’s theme song).
And this was only at my middle school.
Relevant story: I went on a trip to the Dominican Republic as an interpreter and all the students started calling one of the men in the village “CandyMan” because he looked exactly like the actor that plays the Candyman in the horror film of the same name. During our final night there people would go up on stage and give a small speech.
Candyman goes up and says (in Spanish) “I heard you call me Candy Man and I don’t know why you gave me that name. But perhaps it’s because you think I’m sweet. Thank you.”
Because once a teacher said how we wont remember lots of people of our lives even if we saw them daily for a long time because they didnt made any kind of impression, like they were just like a fickle shadow on the wall.
Afterward, the class collectively agreed that one guy was our meaningless fickle shadow.
This one was mean, but it really catched poor thing
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worst: “peida leite” nickname of a drug trafficker https://www.cnnbrasil.com.br/nacional/traficante-peida-leite-e-preso-no-es-ele-e-membro-da-alta-hierarquia-de-faccao-criminosa/
There was this guy in my class who had a big head, but his eyes, nose and mose where oddly close to each other, so we called him “Tojunto”
Pancuca= panza culo y cabeza
While on a school trip to Brazil, the tourists guide saw one of my classmates and named him Carewe. Cara de weon was the full name
A guy from the gym I used to go to was known there as Neptune, the name of the Roman god of the sea. At first, I thought the nickname was due to his appearance, he was a very muscular redhead with a pretty long beard, it was self explanatory. One day I was speaking with the lady that worked there, Neptune walked up to say hi to her and she calls him by his name.
His name was Deusdemar.
Toothless guy in class we called him “ventanas”
I went on a date in Mexico last month and combined the names “chacal” (thug) and “camarón” (shrimp) into “chakamarón” bc he was small.
I know the story of a kid who was know as Simba because his uncle killed his father
Another one is a guy called Ateu because his name was Rivaldo Jesus
El manitas = to a handless man
There was a comedian nicknamed Gordurinha (Lil’ Fat) because he was too skinny.
There was a very tall albino kid at my school called Cotonete.
All nicknames in Brazil would be banned under these new rules of social conscience and mutual respect. “João Gordo” for being extremely skinny. “Aleijado” after being shot in the leg. “Branca de neve” for being too black. “Albino” for being too white. It’s endless.
Met one guy nicknamed Bambi, because his mom was shot and killed when he was a child
I know a guy nicknamed “güebo tibio” (lukewarm dick).
These two are the most hilarious to me although they’re highly inappropriate because they’re used to make fun of people who have one leg noticeably shorter than the other, or broke a leg and are wearing a cast.
Don’t send hate messages, please.
We had a guy who had a malformed head that gave him a very prominent forehead and downward slope in the top of his head, we used to call him Avocado
Short guy: Tornillo e’ lente (glass frame screw)
Another one for a short guy: Jinete’pollo (chicken rider)
Lanky guy got nicknamed Betty Spaghetti
Guy with big cheeks: Chipydale (like the squirrels, Chip and Dale)
We used to call a friend “mute” because when he spoke his voice was very low and we couldn’t hear him.
Dry stew or cazuela seca to a lame guy, bc when he went for lunch at his job he asked for stew, bus as he limped, he arrived at the table with only the beef and no soup.
Fosforo for Red Heads.
I really liked that a (straight – this is relevant) guy was called Purê because he would only make company (be a side) to women instead of dating them
Guy who was missing a finger= el Lincoln, el incompleto (but can be used for anybody missing a body part).
I know a famous apostle who’s an influencer in Honduras named Chago
Once I watched a reel about somebody saying that in her Secondary School there was a girl known as “La Acidita” and it was because her mom had AIDS (SIDA in Spanish) so “La Acidita” = “La Sidita” 😭
Batman, because the guy was an orphan.
Doesn’t translate to English well, but: Gepetto, because he made a kid out of a stick.
In Spanish is: “de un palo hizo un niño”, for a guy who in a one-night stand got a girl pregnant.
You guys have these taxi service but with motorcycles instead of cars too, right? It’s common enough here Uber has an app for it. There’s a song about some guy whining about a girl leaving to a party with a mototaxi.
A guy in my class was robbed by this mototaxi and left in the middle of nowhere with only his pants on. People started calling him Leticia
Guy who had a limp: Pata con hipo (leg with a hiccup)
In highschool: a guy we were friends with during higschool had ADHD, his name was “Italo”. But he took Ritalin, so we started calling him “Rita” (which is a common female name in Brazil). From then on, everyone in the school start calling him Rita, and people became confused when he said his name was not Rita. Cool guy. One day another “Italo” came to school, but we said “we already have an Italo”. So we called him by his surname, and so everyone else start calling him by his surname.
In college: There was this senior guy who was always trying to get with the freshman girls (freshwoman? here we call them “calouras” or “bichos” ). In Brazil the boogeyman is sometimes called “Bicho-papão”.
That term is important, lets dissect it:
“Bicho” could mean three things: a) An animal. b) A freshman. c) (if you’re in the northeastern region) anything
“Papão” can mean 2 things: d) something scary. e) From the verb “papar”, which could mean “to eat something”, coloquially, it can be used sexually to mean “to try or to intend to have sex with someone”
So we started calling the guy Papão de Bichos, offensively, as if he was a boogeyman of the freshman but trying to get on with them but instead ends up being a jerk.
I was called boque pato cus of my mouth looked like Donald Duck when I was younger
at my brother’s restaurant, they give each other crazy nicknames that i am impressed they came out with some of them.
some nicknames i heard they call each other are, telemundo, zombie, diabetes.
i met zombie… i get why they nicknamed him that.
My cousin was called Mandrake el mago because he survived near death experiences, got electrocuted, ran over by a van, and fell from a roof of a 2 story house flying chichigua.
The classic nickname for Mexican-Americans who don’t speak Spanish is “Nintendo”
I met a guy whose nickname was Peanut, but one day he got run over, so they started calling him Paçoca. 😂
one of my brother’s friends was called Calcinha (panties in portuguese), but I never knew why
My friend called me Eclipse sometimes when I was a teenager, for when I stood up I covered the sun with my big head hahaha
It wasn’t really the head, I had a long and bulky hair. I laughed so hard. Oh man, good times
Everyone has a cousin named Papo
There was this guy who had a weird body shape and everyone called him oviparo
A guy in college who was really big, quiet and just hanged out with us we called him La Pared “The Wall”.
El Thriller, because it was a doctor with polio after-effects who walked with the help of a cane and in a “zombie” style.
once i meet a man in the university named as Genghis khan, cause every asian girl in the university has slept with him
Nicknames were the local sport in my hometown. Some good ones I remember are:
Timon y Pumba for a couple where it was a shirt skinny guy and a big fat girl
Hijo de Mumm-ra for a guy who looked a lot like a homeless guy who everyone called Mumm-ra.
Las cagadas. They were three sisters who inherited their nickname from their father, who was called el cagado because of his freckles.
La vaquita to a really short girl with huge tits.
Medio meco for a guy who was the shortest person I’ve ever seen that wasn’t a dwarf.
Garapiñado to a guy who had a lot of acne. Cacahuates garapiñados are peanuts with a bumpy, red coating.
Escoba for a really thin girl with shitty bangs.
A un parcero que fue a una finca con los amigos y no se pudo comer a una pelada ( el estaba intentando por meses con ella hasta que le acepto la oferta) pero no pudo porque no se le paro, la vieja le dijo chimbo triste… Y asi se quedo en los proximos 6 años de la universidad. Hasta cuando se graduo le gritaron “felicidades chimbotriste”
Once I heard about the “kit feijoada”, because the guy had pork ears, pork belly and pork knees.
We had a friend who was missing two fingers on this left hand so we called him Ocho
There’s Vampeta, a player in the Brazilian 2002 World Cup winning squad.
He got his nickname because he was as ugly as the crossing between a vampire and the devil (“capeta”).
A un amigo grande y gordo le deciamos chumlee. Porque se parecía al del precio de la historia y era un poco lento y tonto.
Pata de cumbia to a limping guy.
Means “cumbia foot” because his foot kinda moved in dancing fashion
Clitoris, I have not fucking clue why he got that nickname. “Black Chicken” guy was just an average Venezuelan wasn’t black wasn’t white, not fucking clue either.
My favorite is cuatro nalgas
There was this dumb, muscular jock working the warehouse where I worked with badly placed tattoos everywhere on his body and they gave him the name “manchitas.” I would always carry a book to lunch as well to read and they called me El Padrecito.
Aborto’e’chucha (Oposum abortion) was one of the funniest I’ve heard. The proud owner of that nickname was not the handsomest.
A friend of mine’s father was put in jail, we started calling him INPEC (which is a jail security force). He later had a motorcycle accident and lost most of his teeth, he became “Dracula”.
There was a lady in my high school known as “La Milagrosa” because she could feed the whole school with a single Empanada.
A kid in my school used a wheelchair, people called him Schumacher
A mute guy in our high school class was called el gritón.
My family call my husband “el snooki” because of his skin colour. He is white but went years without taking care of his skin it looks like he has a perpetual tan. My cousin called him that once and it stuck 😭😭😭
There was a teacher whose name was Blanca Moreno. We used to call her la nucita.
My mom told me she had a teacher in highschool that had crooked legs, he walked with his legs too separated from each other and his knees a little flexed. The boys in her class called him “bolas entre parentesis” (balls between parenthesis).
Cabeleira. It was a bald dude who worked at a junkyard.
They called him that because he had a huge amount of hair on the back of his ear which he combed and conditioned.
My dad once nicknamed one of his co workers 5 you ask why, that dude lost his testicles in an accident 5=>cinco=>sin cocos (cocos is a way to call testicles here)
Bag of cream. You know the typical guy who used to be a gym rat but hasn’t gone in some time, so he still is kinda big but with wobbly muscles… Yeah, bag of cream.😂😂
Caralho is a slang for penis in Brazil. A guys named Enis had as his nickname Aralho
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Finally a good question!
Back when I was in college I dropped by my older brother’s office because I wanted to talk to him about some family stuff without any of the family butting in. While I was there waiting for his assistant to tell me I could go into his office I heard one of the interns tell another to go get Capitán Tinieblas, which is the name of a famous old school masked wrestler whose name roughly translates to Captain Darkness and had a pretty cool costume.
A while later when I was talking to my brother I remembered and asked just who the hell Captain Tinieblas was and why they gave him that nickname, and he deadpanned “Oh, he’s one of the drivers and they call him that because he’s gay.”
Puzzled, I asked what being gay had to do with being nicknamed after a cool wrestler with a pretty badass name, so he explained that the guy was named Roberto, but since he was very effeminate they started calling him Robertín (think, “Robbie-wobbie” or something cutesy like that) which was later shortened to just Tin. But then that mutated to Tinieblo (the Dark One) or Tinieblas (Darkness) because why not, and after a few weeks that inevitably led to Capitán Tinieblas in honor of the famous wrestler who had nothing to do with the gay community.
A few months later my brother told me that the nickname had ultimately settled into El Capi because everybody felt Capitán Tinieblas was too long and sounded too manly and the original essence had been lost. So that’s the one that stuck.
A guy I know was very small and brown skinned as a kid. His uncle used to call him “Maní”.
Once, we were at a party. He told us that special nickname his uncle had for him and every girl was thinking his uncle called him like that for other reasons.
I once saw a guy in a magazine who was a descendant of two historical figures, Juan Manuel de Rosas (infamous dictator of the mid 19th century) and Manuel Belgrano (independence hero who also created our national flag). His surname was ‘Rosas y Belgrano’, so his classmates in school called him ‘Esquina’ (corner/intersection), because his surname sounds like the intersection of two streets.
When I was in high school a friend’s nickname was sapo cego (blind frog) because he had never seen a perereca (female frog, also a slang for pussy/vagina). In english we would call him blind cat, I guess
Also I have to name the real CR7: Flávio Caça Rato
Back in junior high a dude had a unibrow. We called him CJ(cejota)
I know a guy who lost three fingers in an accident, so he only has his thumb and his little finger. His nickname is “cuento corto”. Because “este dedito compró un huevito y este se lo comió”.
My dad has a friend who had a small plane accident and got burned. They called him “carne asada”
The funniest one I heard was “Don Chido” (Mr. Cool sounds better in spanish) was a butcher who accidentally cut off four fingers on a meat slicer, so it always looked like he was giving a thumbs up.
A kid at my school that shat himself was nicknamed “danet” (brand of chocolate pudding)
In Brazil, body odor is commonly called CC (Cheiro de Corpo), most commonly referring to the armpits. Recently, a guy who was nicknamed ” 200″ (duzentos) after the Roman numerals (CC) went viral
Surprised I haven’t seen this yet it’s a very common cuban one cara de guante for someone so ugly it looks like their face got hit with a baseball
A guy who lost the index, middle and ring finger in an accident with a buzz saw.
He was nicknamed “short tale” (cuento corto).
Because instead of “este dedito tomó, un huevito, este lo echó a cocer, etc” it went straight from “este dedito tomó un huevito y este se lo comió” (it’s hard to explain in English, lol).
I found out about a guy whose mother really liked the english pronunciation of the name “Gabriel”. She wanted to name her kid like that but if she did everyone would pronounce it the latin way, so her solution to force the english pronunciation was to name her kid “Gaybriel”.
Of course, his nickname was “gay”.
I got called gringo in Colombia once. I can’t remember where exactly, might have been in the north.
I’m Asian…
At my college there was a horrible girl whose nickname was “ploc-monster”, alluding to an old candy store with that name that featured little monster figurines.
A friend who had a limp was called dólar because he was always going up and down
In my town there was this runner who had an accident, got burnt and couldn’t use his neck much. The neck kinda fused with his back. His nickname was ducha fría (cold shower)
Elvis (el bizco)
A guy who used to get bad grades in college: Atila (el Rey de Los unos)
“El Mono”, he was deaf in one ear
At uni there was a girl with a big forehead but the rest of her head was normal sized, kinda like a peanut shape (?) some guys called her “cabeza de enanito” meaning dwarf head.
There was a dude in school who’s last name was Mencarelli, and we use to call him MeuCaralho
I was a chubby kid. My uncle called me Tonia, tonielada
We call my cousin Dewey cause he looks like Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle.
There was this guy who had had a stroke and his lips were crippled from one side, so he could open his mouth only from one side.
We used to call him “the pawn” as the chessboard piece, because he ate to the sides.
Había un wey que tenía los labios chuecos y paralizados de un costado por una embolia, solo podía mover un costado de la boca.
La raza lo bautizó “el peón” como la pieza de ajedrez porque comía de lado.
There was a really smart boy in my grandmas town so they called him Pitagoras.
“cabeza de dado” (dice head) to a guy who has spot baldness
“Perrita” (Little bitch)
“Filhote de Gato” (kitten) because of his giant head;
“Município” (municipality) because he had lice as a kid, so there was a population on his scalp;
“1001” suffered an accident and lost his two middle teeth;
“Philips” had a permanently bent arm like a record player’s arm, and the brand was common at the time;
“Siri” (crab) had eyes pointing at different directions;
“Patinho” (duckling) followed his mum everywhere as a kid;
“Geral” (a slang for a police search) was subjected to a police search for absolutely nothing;
“Meia-noite” (Midnight) was very white;
“Maruim” (a type of gnat) was very thin and small;
“Turu” (onomatopoeic) walked like the Pink Panther (turu-turu is the sound of the cartoon’s theme song).
And this was only at my middle school.
My favorite is “el Nieves” (the snows) because of his dandruff.
Relevant story: I went on a trip to the Dominican Republic as an interpreter and all the students started calling one of the men in the village “CandyMan” because he looked exactly like the actor that plays the Candyman in the horror film of the same name. During our final night there people would go up on stage and give a small speech.
Candyman goes up and says (in Spanish) “I heard you call me Candy Man and I don’t know why you gave me that name. But perhaps it’s because you think I’m sweet. Thank you.”
Vulto (bulto/shadow)
Because once a teacher said how we wont remember lots of people of our lives even if we saw them daily for a long time because they didnt made any kind of impression, like they were just like a fickle shadow on the wall.
Afterward, the class collectively agreed that one guy was our meaningless fickle shadow.
This one was mean, but it really catched poor thing
Back in 7th grade my History teacher one day showed up with a Farrah Fawcett hairstyle. Kids nicknamed her Wolverine
There was a guy who was seein with a “not-so-attractive” girl once… His nickname for the rest of highschool was “Don Bagre”
We were pieces of shit.
One of my niece’s names is Sierra. Her grandfather named her “Misty” and the whole family calls her “La Mista.” No one knows her government name.
A short guy with a big head of Salvadoran descent was called (by other Salvadorans) Colmoyote cabeza de Ayote, or Pumpkin-headed botfly.
The dude seemed to take it all in stride, though – or at least it seemed that way.
This thread is a cultural gem!
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