Malort is pretty good

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Okay, I’m in Chicago and I’ve heard about Malort for years and how godawful it is. After trying it, I’ve gotta say I’m very unimpressed. It’s unique. It’s weird. But it’s not that bad, and in fact for a once in a while drink it’s kinda good.

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  2. Shacolicious2448 Avatar

    God bless your soul. It imo has the driest, woodiest texture of any alcohol I know.

  3. likedyoumore Avatar

    Tastes like earwax to me

  4. Bongman31 Avatar

    I love Malort lol. But I am from Milwaukee so idk.

  5. nebula0404 Avatar

    I think people are overdramatic about how bad it is but I probably wouldnt ever go out of my way to drink it again

  6. EricCartman4Ever Avatar

    No it is not get your taste buds tested dude 😃

  7. Capital_Victory8807 Avatar

    I like it, it has a sweetness that you can barely taste behind the turpentine flavor.