Men 30+, if you could go back and tell your 20-year-old self one thing, what would it be?

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Men 30+, if you could go back and tell your 20-year-old self one thing, what would it be?

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  1. CaptainCannabis709 Avatar

    Don’t get married.

  2. archblade7777 Avatar

    To be patient and wait for my wife. (My 20 year old self knew who that was at the time)

  3. Go_Plate_326 Avatar

    It’s big enough.

  4. RudeCollection9147 Avatar

    Everything I mean everything goes into bitcoin 🤣🤣🤣

  5. Hungry_World_573 Avatar

    Don’t smoke crack and meth at the same time whilst getting flogged by a large man named Keith on the night of August 20th.

  6. Twisted_Hipster Avatar

    Plenty of fish in the sea. She’s not worth the heartache

  7. Prof_Scott_Steiner Avatar

    Your friends will ditch you. She won’t. Treat them accordingly.

  8. Hot-Comfort-2069 Avatar

    If she cums first, you both win. If she cums several times before you she’ll tell her friends.

  9. Xenochu86 Avatar

    Nothing, that little know-it-all prick wouldn’t listen anyway.

  10. jarreddit123 Avatar

    Invest in bitcoin when the price is still low and sell when its on its peak

  11. Spiritual-Ad-6722 Avatar

    Get sober sooner and enjoy time with your grandmother before she’s wheelchair bound. Be careful with your relationships

  12. BeerSlingr Avatar

    Stop drinking immediately.

    I quit at 28, but if I could have 8 extra years of sobriety, I’d be much better off today. I did a lot of fucking damage.

  13. Nondescript_585_Guy Avatar

    Don’t worry about work so much. Go out, have fun, try to meet someone.

  14. JJQuantum Avatar

    Finish college

  15. GerbilStation Avatar

    Go stand on the street corners raving and yelling about an upcoming pandemic. People will think you’re a prophet in 2020.

  16. mahdicktoobig Avatar

    Don’t be so quick to trust people/ make friends.

  17. Straight_Credit5285 Avatar

    Omg. Be more confident, do the things you want to do and don’t worry about rejection. Once you are comfortable with rejection you can do anything. Appreciate being pain free and take care of your body. Workout and stretch. You miss 100 percent of the shots you don’t take.

  18. F0000r Avatar

    Chasing your dream is fun and all, but most people never catch theirs. Take your other talents and find a good career with those, trust me when i tell you that your passion is better as a hobby.

  19. SquarePositive9 Avatar

    My mom was a victim of sexual abuse and grew up with an alcoholic, angry father. Obviously because of those things she had a lot of baggage. She became an alcoholic herself and eventually got to the point where she was drinking 3L of wine a day. I heard her saying that she was trying to get the wine to do something she couldn’t do. Kill herself. She had multiple suicide attempts before that. 

    Because of my mom’s condition I sacrificed a lot to try and save her life. If I could go back I would tell myself there’s no point as she’s just going to off herself anyway. 

  20. Left_Tomato_3271 Avatar

    Stick that eggplant into everything and enjoy

  21. Narwhal2424 Avatar

    Protect your joints and start investing earlier.

  22. Environmental_Toe488 Avatar

    It’ll be ok. Each phase of our lives brings new challenges, but no matter what happens, it’ll be ok. Just enjoy time with loved ones and cherish the relationships as opposed to the agonizing about situations and certain circumstances. At the end of life’s sagas, it’s all you will remember anyways; how you felt being with the ppl who really mattered. No car, shoes, watches, instagram likes or house will ever measure up to priceless good memories with those you love. And when ppl leave your life, you finally realize how irreplaceable they truly were.

  23. The_Unclean_Chadford Avatar

    “What the fuck dude”

  24. SpicyBarito Avatar

    Take that 3am phone call seriously.

  25. PhoenixApok Avatar

    You’re not gay but you are bi. And that’s okay.

    And the God you believe in, you won’t in a few years anyway. So base your morality around what is ACTUALLY important. And not just what a church says.

  26. IrregularBastard Avatar

    The names of the women to avoid

  27. Kaethorne Avatar

    Don’t get married.

  28. Fantastic-End5489 Avatar

    Rather talk to 18yo and tell him to stay broken up with her and find a way to stay out around college during the summers so you don’t end up getting into dumb shit with her again at home.

    Also, join the military like you wanted to.

  29. FutureInPastTense Avatar

    Put yourself out there. Don’t spend your week just going between class and your dorm room, then driving home at the first opportunity on Friday.

  30. FatDamen Avatar

    Don’t take yourself too seriously.
    Your first reaction is probably overkill
    Keep in touch with friends
    “This too shall pass”
    Control what you can control
    Get off the phone and meet people
    Be vulnerable enough to fall in love

  31. AtikGuide Avatar

    Don’t act on your feelings for that fellow camp staffer. You need to get more social experience and interaction. Also, go ahead and complete your university degree — don’t postpone it to try for any Teacher’s license.

  32. sbwcwero Avatar

    I was in jail so I would say keep your head up you’ll be fine in no time.

  33. Perfect-Tradition229 Avatar

    Don’t have kids at 25

  34. figsslave Avatar

    Start investing now and quit smoking

  35. the_skin_mechanic Avatar

    Don’t buy that goddamn house in Montevallo!

  36. Alastar121986 Avatar

    Don’t marry her

  37. SimplySeano Avatar

    Marvel is owned by Disney. Star Wars is owned by Disney. Nation geographic too. You’ll be on Reddit posting this.

  38. CreoleCoullion Avatar

    I used to be fairly in tune with startups back when the first big boom was taking place. I spent my money on fun and then told people with money where they should put theirs. Shoulda taken my own advice. I could have retired at 30.

    Hell, on top of that I once had a document I wrote while I was in college. Facebook didn’t even exist yet. It was 10 ideas for startup internet businesses. I don’t have the document anymore, but somebody actually went ahead and had the time and money to make them a reality. I had predicted Amazon (in its current iteration), Facebook, Youtube, Flexport, Slack / Discord, and the modern version of Netflix among others. Of course, I didn’t have the connections or money and I also absolutely fucking hated Javascript, LOL.

  39. the99percent1 Avatar

    Never . Get. Married.

  40. No-Inspection-985 Avatar

    Stop procrastinating.

  41. jagr18 Avatar

    Appreciate and take better care of that Land Cruiser.

  42. OutrageousLuck9999 Avatar

    Run away from her and invest heavily as planned.