Men, what does a typical day off work consist of for you?

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Men, what does a typical day off work consist of for you?

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  1. jdubius Avatar

    Chores/family time on Saturdays. Sundays, I try to go fishing when the weather is good…..well, even when it’s not, lol.

  2. TheAgeOfQuarrel802 Avatar

    Powerlifting training, work in my weld shop, dirt bikes, sometimes renovation projects on my childhood home

  3. Em1-_- Avatar

    Run, walk, bath, pets, cook, pets, phone, pets, eat, pets, run, walk, bath, pets, sleep.

  4. slwrthnu_again Avatar

    Get shit that needs to be done done, do shit that I want to do, watch tv and go to bed.

  5. ThePolymath1993 Avatar

    Mostly cleaning or childcare.

  6. mikess314 Avatar

    Sleep later than usual. Sex, coffee, fucking around on my phone, more sex. Go get breakfast. Errands and chores. Time in the workshop doing leatherwork. Meet up with my gf for a beer and either going out or watching a movie at home until bed.

  7. Telrom_1 Avatar

    Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late. I use the side door—that way Lumbergh can’t see me. And, uh, after that, I just sorta space out for about an hour. Yeah. I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I’m working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too. I’d say, in a given week, I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual work.

    Let me tell you something about TPS reports. I don’t care about them. The problem is, Bob, that I just don’t care.

    It’s a problem of motivation, alright? Now, if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don’t see another dime. So where’s the motivation? And here’s something else, Bob: I have eight different bosses right now.

    Eight, Bob. So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That’s my only real motivation—is not to be hassled. That, and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.

  8. Mythnam Avatar

    Sleep in, putter around, do whatever I feel like. Which usually means staying inside.

  9. Ruminations0 Avatar

    I wake up and lay in bed listening to music till like 10:30, then I make myself an early lunch and plan my day, then I do dishes or some cleaning, then I open up my rock tumblers and reload all those, sometimes I smoke weed in that time if I have no other obligations, then I take an hour videogame break, then I might do some kind of pottery thing and some more cleaning, then I take my meds and smoke more, take a shower bath, eat/cook dinner, watch a couple episodes of something or watch a YouTube video, then I either do some timestamping for a YouTube channel I volunteer for or I do a little more pottery, masturbate for 20-90 minutes and go to bed

  10. Radiant-Ordinary1390 Avatar

    Take dog for walk/potty play some games of a bit, go wake up wife for fun time, go back to play more games while wife makes breakfast, wake up son and eat breakfast  then cuddle on couch with wife while son watches TV next part depends on weather try and go do stuff outside chores or going for a hike

  11. perma_banned2025 Avatar

    Assuming this is a day off during the week, not a typical weekend (that would have a lot more work around the house and time with the kids).
    Sleep in.
    Cooked breakfast.
    Depending on the weather I’ll try to get out fishing, otherwise will spend a couple hours swimming, cycling, or running.
    Nap if I have time.

  12. NedRyerson_ButWorse Avatar

    My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to men’s room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn’t so closely resemble hell.

  13. Slimchicker Avatar

    Just chill, play games, if i have a pet project then I do that and just relax, get stuff that needs to get done and relax

  14. POGtastic Avatar

    Right now, taking my daughter to parks, libraries, and her favorite, the bouldering gym. Kid loves climbing on shit, man

    Sometimes I bake a loaf of bread. During late spring / summer / early fall, I’ll smoke a big slab of meat in my smoker while drinking Sierra Nevada and watching the Patriots and/or Red Sox lose. My wife is skeptical that day-drinking and watching football is a necessary part of this process, but the end result is good enough that she gives me the benefit of the doubt.

  15. NobleLlama23 Avatar

    House work, hobbies, work out, meet up with friends if we made plans, read or play a video game if I have nothing going on and don’t feel like one of my hobbies.

  16. IMowGrass Avatar

    Depends on the weather.
    I’m ok with a quiet day with extra coffee

  17. Taskerst Avatar

    Big plans, but rare follow-through.

  18. somguy-_- Avatar

    Work/projects.

  19. AggregatedParadigm Avatar

    wake up, work out, put food in airfryer, shower, eat, cocodamol for arthritis, get back in bed, audiobook ~ euphoric

  20. Han77Shot1st Avatar

    Usually a mix of stuff, will multi task if possible.. grocery shopping, doing dishes, laundry, cleaning and if I have the energy renovations, and if it’s nice out usually cutting firewood, yard work and maintenance on house/ vehicles.

  21. HerezahTip Avatar

    Rotting from burn out mostly

  22. FuRadicus Avatar

    On my saturday – the wife and have relations, get tacos and catch up on TV.

    On my sunday I’m usually outside either with the kids or my boys riding motorcycles.

  23. davidm2232 Avatar

    Work in the garage until around noon/1 unless I have a major project. Then depending on season, get on snowmobile, atv, boat, and go drinking with friends.

  24. MNmostlynice Avatar

    Get up with the dogs around 6, sit on the couch and watch tv and drink coffee until my wife gets up, make breakfast, gym, tinker in the garage or around the house, dinner, video games and beers with my wife or just relax.

  25. Gusstave Avatar

    Stay in bed until I’m hungry or need to pee. Sometimes I go back to bed. Get up. Walk to the computer, put on a youtube video as back ground noise while I do chores. Watch 4h of youtube without starting chores. Going to the grocery store to buy some food because I never have anything to eat. Come back and instead of putting groceries away or making a meal, I eat a full bag of chips. Going back to the computer to waste more time… make myself a few drinks and eventually go back to bed.

    I don’t know what to do with my life. I don’t enjoy things. I’m bored with everything. This is not worth it.

  26. Rabid_Laser_Dingo Avatar

    If I’m lucky, I’ll find time for Runescape. But this weekend my day off means working on the farm lol

  27. BoopeysDad Avatar

    Projects, chores, errands.

    Every once in a while I get a whole day off but mostly it’s just a few hours on sunday afternoon

  28. UniqueUsername82D Avatar

    Priority list:
    Necessary chores
    Time with kids
    Time with wife
    Exercise
    Other chores
    Nap
    Screen time